Mudfucker
- For my previous account, see Number9999999
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This colostomy bag was BANNED for fucking mud. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either. |
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THIS USER
IS AN ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS FAGGOT! |
i love sticking my cock in mud
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Ever wondered who was behind all those shitty mass shooter articles?
Mudfucker is a product of obsessing over dead losers. |
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If anybody has the video of him cutting his arm, post it on his page please |
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ATTENTION!
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This person is an example of the AIDS that is killing ED.
He/she is contaminated with dangerous levels of anti-lulz and should be avoided at all costs. Or if you're brave (or already infected), you can just vandalize the fuck out of every one of his/her contributions. |
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Saltnigga is yet another retarded mass shooting obsessed loser who shits out hundreds of mass shooting articles. You can help this user by reminding them that committing a mass shooting is for twinks who can’t get laid and that they will never be like Anders but instead will likely be worse than AlGore. |
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Underage B& This user is under 18.
Meaning they will likely plaster strikethroughs, memes, niggers, faggots, and other overused unfunny bullshit around Encyclopedia Dramatica. You can help by cleaning up after them. |
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WARNING: Japs and Gooks,All of them crooks! |
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This user is a filthy fucking furfag. You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to life, turning them into roadkill, and performing taxidermy on them. Watch the CSI episode where it all happens. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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I am a mudfucking gook, how u do?
- 16
- mudlover
- Self admitted autism
- Mudainese
- Mud nut
- Mudhead
Coined the term "Tarrantula" to refer to Brenton's retarded fansNo you didn't retard.- Started a page format for mudlovers like me
Won't be very active because I'm banned, and even if I wasn't, I'm too busy fucking mud lol.
Will eventually lock the fuck in and make a mud article that's not a redirect
cous finished my king von article thx bb <3
Story of Sodium
I was groomed by Discord trannies into fapping to mud. No, srsly.
After this was found out about the ED Discord server i sperged the fuck out and made it my life mission to kill couscous or some shit.
i used to have a commentary youtube channel, but after it was found by ED I DFE.
Im very obsessed with ED's own AlGore, constantly talking about him to the point I tried to make a holiday for it in the Discord. Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to play with me : (
I had a reddit account where i would attention whore on r/suicidewatch, bawwing about how bad i want to kill myself.
How to troll me
I get very angy when people mock me for my mudfetish, even though i proudly talked about it nonstop UwU. Calling me Mudfucker will make me very very very mad, so don't you dare do it!
Couscous, Denard B Walker, and GirlOnInternet are big bad bullies and they hurt my feelings.
I told Cous if he ever made me an article i would kill myself so let's see where this brings me
What Sodium likes
- Lolziecow69 - was begging to talk to
- Mud
- Couscous - don't tell him tho
- AlGore - Will never be my senpai
- Mud
- More mud
- Mudkips
- Mud
Known Aliases
- Sodium
- Sodumb and Gomoron
- John Furnest
- Antbrap
- Wolfking
- Yakub - Will never be him either. I did this LARP because I got a massive boner upon seeing a big-headed mud man.
- Caseohimpersonator
- Number9999999
EDD Arc 1
I made a very shitty article about some random missing girl, thinking it would get the same attention as someone like Mitchell Henderson. This, of course, did not happen, and I was gulaged to be mocked by more refined EDiots.
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I tried to steer the conversation to be about AlGore LOL. -
He's right you know. -
"She was a pedophile"? How can a kid be a pedophile?
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She's right you know. -
#OwnedByGOI -
Cous being a meanie. -
The screenshots shown were of me suicide baiting on Reddit.
EDD Arc 2
After my first kick, I joined back on an alt and lurked to go un-noticed. This wasn't until the shooting by Robin Westman where I started to sperg in chat about muh religion.
Cous then brought up I have a mudfetish, and I was gulaged and given the now iconic nickname Mudfucker.
And then....the autism....it took control.....what you saw earlier....THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
I then began to cry in chat about how I was groomed by Discord trannies into fucking mud and being into furfag shit. This only made them laugh at me more : (
Then I got kicked, and thinking this was a ban I DMd every fucking admin in order to come back because, "I love ED and being a part of the community". Even tho I wasn't banned and the community I liked being a part of thinks I'm a massive tard.
But while I was gone I did some reflection...and I realized....THIS IS ALL COUSCOUS'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDD Arc 3: Finale
After the pisscord was raped and was forced to rebuild. I came back to this server to announce I was hiring a dark web hitman to kill Couscous. This was because while I was gone, I was in a psychward because my fat mom didn't wanna deal with me tarding out. And the bill for my stay was in the thousands.
As expected, I was only bullied further because of this, and thus for attention or for them to feel bad, I sent a video of my arm with cuts, and saying, "keep calling me a mudfucker, cmon, keep doing it".
I was then b&.
But not before making alts to try to join back lol.
Update
Better call saul and phoenix wright.
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External Links
twigsomething14 - Send me mud!
Yakub - EDF account, please remind me I like mud here so I don't forget.
- Number999999 - Previous EDF account
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