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Professor Kuhtoons
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HE QUIT MAKING VIDEOS AND BALEETED HIS ACCOUNTS |
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Professor Kuhtoons is a miserable drama cow. Will react to ANY and ALL critcisms. And damn does he love the attention he gets for it! You can help by spamming him up the ass with all sorts of shit that makes him butthurt in the "External Links" section below. |
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Professor Kuhtoons, 
(AKAMegaDoopTV, UltimateRanter777, ToxicStar984,Bro Broman, General Johnny Ree and a some other screen names) (Powerword: Kevin[citation needed]) is the absolute bottom of the barrel of them all when it comes to arrogant niggers on the internet. From possessing an ego the size of the goddamn sun and actually being proud fucking proud of of it, to using autism as an insult so much to the point where autists actually look sane compared to this scrawny ape. Claiming to be the "ultimate ranter" and a troll; this piss stain makes pathetic rant videos that are of such shit quality that even Undertakerfreak1127 would blush. Below, is a list of the drama this worthless, talentless, hypocritical, cock-sucking, drama whore, pathetic excuse of a troll has gotten himself into during his miserable existence on the Internet.
The Commentary Community and the Animation Community
Like a lot of nobodies in the olden days of YouTube, this faggot got his start by making commentaries on a bunch of other basement dwellers about shit nobody cares about. Even got critical acclaim for his vids on KaBlamBandicoot64, ThatKidDouglas, and Clay Claymore. Eventually, MegaDoop, saw the pissbaby of a community that was the CC and ragequit like the little pansy that he is. He even had his followers vandalize his page on the commentary community wiki for him. Despite "Leaving the community". He still makes the same shitty videos he always has, continuing to waste everyone's time.
After leaving the commentary community with his panties all twisted up, MegaDoop decided to put his "ultimate ranter" nickname to use and make a series of videos about the demented animation fandom community of YouTube. Including a few on TheMysteriousMrEnter, and his fanfags. Not much more needs to be said on this, considering we all know how much of a shithole the animation fandom on the internet is.
The SuperMarioLogan Community
If you weren't wowed by all the drama this fuckwad has gotten himself into, prepare to be shit your pants. Even anyone who isn't some internet denizen, will most likely have heard of the plush toy channel, SuperMarioLogan. Say what you want about SML's content, but you can't deny their fanbase is right up there with the commentary community and animation community in terms of terribleness. So, Kevy decides to agree with Keemstar about SML losing their ad revenue, which caused not one, not two, but three of their analysts to go against this scrawny piece of shit: a 13-year-old boy by the screen name of "Nightrider," some other dipshit named MAFDOMINUS, and finally, a mong by the name of dabhdude, or "Dabby," as Kuhtoons loves to call him. (Btw, we know you want Dabby to fuck you up your tight, virgin ass, Kuhtoons. ;3) After getting into some retarded debates about abortions, racial preference of women, and some other retarded shit, he eventually lost the heat of SML's fanfags.
The Vailskibum94 Spergfest
Being the drama whore he is, Kevy made a video sperging the fuck out about how some cucked power hungry tyrant named Vailskibum94 was 15 times more successful than this pussyfaggot will ever be because Vail has support of the big names in the craptoon cuckmunity was supportive of him even though Vail's content was on par with Illumination Animation's movies. After that, Vail made a April Fools video satirizing Kevy's video in the most unfunny way possible. Being the dipshit that he is, he sperged out over how it was a joke and responded to it as if it was an actual response. (FACT: This spergfest was where the faggot adapted his current name, Professor Kuhtoons.)
Yet ANOTHER name change
lol privatized due to it being on ED
He changed his name to Professor Kuhtoons and decided to become a full-time troll.
ThatKidDouglas & Professor Kuhtoons' Faggotry Steak AKA The Vailskibum94 Spergfest 2: Electric Boogaloo
After the events of ThatKidDouglas' shit trilogy on Clay Claymore, he targeted Kuhtoons in 3 painfully crap videos with all the tropes a typical ThatKidDouglas "video". Kuhtoons did what anyone did with an annoying retard would, make a craptacular response stooping his level which ended with massive amounts of butthurt on each side, it was worth trolling them both in usual trolling fashion. ThatFagCucklas might make a video 5 month later.
The Cosmodore Shitshow
Due to Kuhtoons rejoining the commentary commentary, he made a few more of his "rant videos" and targeted an Enter clone known as Cosmodore who at that time made a fucking shit video on the SpongeBob Episode Ink Lemonaid. it was a typical video in the shitfest known as the cartoon community. and some Kuhtoonsfag suggested it while Kuhtoons was watching his daily gay porn. Not liking the idea of admitting he likes gay porn, he blamed it on JewTube recommendations and then going to twitter to say that he making a commentary on Cosmodore while pinging him with a hidden post that was baleteed that said hi to Cosmodore. then Cosmodore made a million variations of points Kuhtoons made in the video, Kuhtoons thought it was showing fear but the commentary by Kuhtoons is just as bad if not worse than Cosmodore's Video.
The End?
After his main channel getting false flagged twice, the skinny pissant continued to post on his alt account and on Twitter, until losing to a guido known as ExroPlays for attacking his palsy, Staxlotl. From there, Kevy boy decided to throw in the towel and continue on in his miserable personal life, realizing that he truly is the most pathetic excuse for a troll in internet history. BUT WAIT! It didn't end there! Kuhtoons decided to make a response to EmpLemon and his video declaring war against YouTube. For once, this ugly-ass toothpick finally got the negative backlash he's deserved, as people spammed dislikes and called Kevin out for his bullshit. Eventually, he said "fuck it," and finally baleeted his barren channel and nuking his known existence for good. Luckily, ED and the internet in general 'never' forget!
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Bro Broman and General Johnny Ree
Kevy boy decided to return to YouTube for the trillionth time, only to once again leave, and then finally come back YET A-FUCKING-GAIN.
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When Kuhtoons found out about his ED page. -
When his parents found out about his ED page...
What makes him butthurt
- Being called out on.
- Clay Claymore making a video on people he likes.
- Mr.Enter because every ranter must hate on Enter for no reason even after his irrelevance.
- As well as the animation fandom community in general
- The Commentary Community
- Being referred to as The Dollar-Bin version of Clay Claymore.
- People who kiss his ass unless they give him money.
- Ren & Stimpy
- Centrists
- Donald Trump
- LeafyIsHere
- The Military
- Logan Paul
- Pedophiles
- Being called edgy
- Channel Awesome
- Especially The Nostalgia Critic
What gives him a boner
- ED's shitty Mr.Enter article
- Darkscythe - His gay lover who gets his dick sucked by Kuhtoons himself
- Turkey Tom
- Pie Pivotmontier-O
- Drama
- Porn of himself
- Ed, Edd n Eddy
- The AVGN
- Purposely misspelling words to sound "kewl". ("Kevy's a stupid-ass modaphoka.")
- People who suck on his E-Penis
- Frogs
See also
- Ego
- Internet Tough Guy
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Trying Too Hard
- Drama whore
- Talentless
- Hypocrite
- Troll
- Loser
- Desperate
- The Commentary Community
- Asalieri - also infamous for riffing on other reviewers and being a fucking drama whore. Even left a comment on one of Kuhtoons' vids
- Clay Claymore
- SuperMarioLogan
- ThatKidDouglas
- OCD
External Links
General Johnny Ree - His current YouTube channel
Johnny_Ree_YT - Current Twitter account
| Professor Kuhtoons is part of a series on Dying Alone
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