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TempleOS
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TempleOS is a shitty Bible-themed, easily exploitable, 64-bit operating system with no network support made by Terry A. Davis† (Powerword: Terrence Andrew Davis, December 15, 1969 - August 11, 2018), a Paranoid schizophrenic Christian, who would soon find himself at the epicenter of a drama shitstorm, as his fucktarded and erratic personality would gain him some popularity with many Chantards, with his rants about CIA Niggers, Bill Gates's Nigger Cattle, and of course Christianity, for ever implanted deep in the hearts and minds of edgelord poltards everywhere.
Biography
Davis led a distinctly retarded, yet incredibly awesome life.
In the mid-90s, after noticing that he was being followed by people for an unknown reason, he became paranoid. So he got in his car and drove non-stop without direction; luckily, the voices from the radio instructed him to go south to Texas. Once in Texas, he disassembled his car in search of tracking devices, threw his keys into the desert, then walked away. A police officer saw this then detained him in his police car. He got the fuck outta there: breaking his collarbone on the highway. In the hospital, the doctors were talking about x-ray results; he thought they were talking about alien artifacts in his chest. He then got the fuck outta there and stole a truck which led to his rapey incarceration. He later electrocuted himself while nude. He eventually landed in his parents' basement developing TempleOS.
A former atheist, Mr. "God told me the resolution had to be 640 by 480 pixels with only 16 colors" Davis shit out TempleOS using "HolyC", a variant of the C programming language. According to Davis, the operating system is partly developed by God (he allegedly heard the voice of God telling him what the OS should feature) and dedicated to God.
Davis argued that the CIA baited him with children to evoke a sexual response from him; however, since the CIA is "atheist retard niggers" their plan "backfired". Terry proceeded to encourage his viewers to run over "glow in the dark CIA niggers" with their cars, claiming that he had killed at least one CIA agent with his car himself.
This cunt wrote some lulzy shit, and he sometimes says unintelligible word salad. With his insane creativity he wrote this at the official website for his operating system:
King James Bible Notes on Talking With God I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes. ----05/15/17 07:23:02----
--Source
In his video, Mister Metokur asked the viewer to imagine going to http://windows.microsoft.com/ and seeing this in the "About us" section:
—Perfectly rational |
Excluding Twitter, he is unsurprisingly banned from many forums:
Terry became anti-social after people started to mess with him more frequently and he stopped doing livestreams as a result, deleting a lot of info on his site.
Criticism
While the general consensus is that his operating system is a joke, some argue that people should take a hugbox approach to responding to his OS:
Gallery
Livestreaming
In his later years, Terry Davis would take to livestreaming out of a van in his van in the middle of nowhere. The streams consisted of Terry shitposting on his retarded blog about Diana, niggers, Faggot Dinosaurs and using his shitty operating system to talk to "Mr. God".
He would often livestream for hours on end, occasionally taking breaks to move to the front of his car to listen to the radio or make video shitposts.
Death
Mere hours after uploading the above video from a public library, Davis would take his own life by walking into the path of a speeding train near the intersection of First and Terminal. According to Wikipedia he might have accidentally got killed by the train.[1] On August 23rd, 12 days after, Davis' mother would die.
Terry Davis Aliases
Terry A. "If it glows in the dark, shift out of park" Davis
Terry A. "To kill a niggerbird" Davis
Terry A. "A bugfix a day keeps the niggers away" Davis
Terry A. "With God's perfect justice, shoot niggers with muskets" Davis
Terry A. "Made God's Holy Temple while perfectly mental" Davis
Terry A. "Diet Shasta" Davis
Terry A. "Waging holy battle on dumb nigger cattle" Davis
Terry A. "Dad built a nuke, I killed a spook" Davis
Terry A. "That Dog is Getting Raped" Davis
Terry A. "Ring 0 or an hero" Davis
Terry A. "Initial D for the CIA" Davis
Terry A. "Exterminatus for the Illuminatus" Davis
Terry A. "Duck Whisperer" Davis
Terry A. "Steve Jobs, but with skill instead of AIDS" Davis
Terry A. "Interrupt routine in the kike machine" Davis
Terry A. "From the Lord to your Motherboard" Davis
Terry A. "The Spook Smasher" Davis
See also
- Bill Gates - according to Davis, Bill Gates and the Illuminati own a docile herd of nigger cattle
- CIA niggers - Davis' archenemy (some of the CIA niggers are glow-in-the-dark)
- Firefox - this browser is what he downloads after using Internet Explorer
- Linux - an operating system he hates
- RMS - a much less extreme version of this guy
- Vaporwave
External links
- "Internet Insanity: Terry Davis" uploaded by Mister Metokur
- Further reading on Wikipedia
- Drama on Reddit
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