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YandereDev
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Alex wanted help from Keffals to take down ED. |
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YandereDev is an Epic Lolcow One page alone is not enough... A standalone page dedicated to his failed fetish game is much needed. |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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WARNING: With Jews, weeaboos! |
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Remember to ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHING Just like many other lolcows, Alex LOVES to DMCA any JewTube videos that don't potray him positively even in the slightest. Whenever you see any lulzy videos related to Alex, download them and when Alex does take them down, upload 10 more mirrors. |
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YandereDev(Powerword: Alexander Stuart Mahan✡) is a kike weeaboo manlet that believes he is a 16 year old girl with DD tits who is currently creating the game Yandere Simulator. Aside from the fact that the game is an obvious ripoff of "Yandere," Yandere Simulator is a shitty Hitman clone, except, instead of having big, open areas, location diversity and tension, it has only one area inside a school and no tension. Not to mention that none of the game's assets are made by him, he just steals them from Gmod or other games and calls it a day; but don't you DARE mention this to him, because these models are obviously just placeholders, and not realizing that makes you a stupid goddamn fucking elitist snob. Really, the only redeemable quality about the game is that you get to kill school children.
On YouTube, he will frequently seek out videos talking about him just to leave a comment to get attention. In most cases, however, because nobody other than Alex and his millions of sockpuppets like his game, he will either try to flag the video down, flame the person on his personal blog, or write an angry email to the person exclaiming just how "terrible" they are as people or how what they do to him is "the worst thing evar!!!1!" so he can stay in his echochamber and not have to face actual complaints about his kindergarten level programming skills and improve his shitty game. Oddly enough, nobody ever asks him why he's always lurking on YouTube instead of making the game that he's been complaining about being forced to build for years (despite nobody even asking him to make it), of course though, pointing this out only makes you a "troll from the anus of the internet known as Kiwi Farms" (actual quote lol).
Funnily enough, someone by the name of "
NewYandereDev (Archive 1, 2)" actually DID tell Alex this, and 
made his own version of Yandere Simulator in an hour (See removed posts: 1, 2) which was better than what YandereDev did in a year and a half, in fact, it was so successful that the mods on the subreddit had to introduce a new rule (See removed posts: 1, 2) specifically stopping anymore coup d'états in a vain attempt to reduce the amount of people that see Alex as the lazy faggot that he is.
YandereDev's lies and stupidity
While he does have a main YouTube account called YandereDev, EvaXephon is also the name of his shitposting account. He says that he's "constantly pressured by game development" and he "has no life"(which is true, he has no life, nor has he ever) yet this account is still active, proving that he isn't actually "spending eight hours a day reading emails" as he says, and only uses that as an excuse to get more pity points and Jew gold for his Patreon. In fact, as of the making of this article he uploaded a video only one month ago.
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He also constantly bothers Twitch about why his shit game was banned from their equally shit website, and keeps on saying "But other games do some of these things! Why don't they get banned?" Twitch's official response was his game was still in development so they couldn't unban his game in case he added in anything that violated their Terms of Service but this response is pure bullshit as Minecraft is technically still in development, and it is allowed on the site. A better explanation would be that his game contains all of Twitch's bannable offenses while not being very profitable, as opposed to (for example) Natsuhiro Highschool which only has some of these offenses, while also still bringing in shekels for Twitch.
EvaXephon
Before becoming known as "the developer of Yandere Simulator" he was known as "EvaXephon" (a mix of Evangelion and RahXephon, how creative!) and it was as this alias that he first became infamous, he would spam links to his shitty streams, or constantly whine about not having a girlfriend, which isn't too much of a surprise considering he uses Gaia. This was not all he would post though, he would frequently talk about how much girls hated him, and the people that he would ogle, and then continue to complain about how much unfair the world was to him. His posts even became so shit that he had to ask the mods to delete one of his threads because he was being so stupid. Another interesting fact is that due to Alex being homeschooled (poorly) since the age of 12 by his parents, he has consistently aired his grievances on Gaia about how much of a failure his dad thought he was and that he wanted to kill him in the night (his mom too because apparently "she was kind of a bitch too"). It was also with this name that he would post his adult fanfictions. Feeling brave? 
Read one of them here.
Sometime a few years ago, Mahan was tricked by a 14 year old girl named Sisef into giving and receiving n00dz, which in turn led to the girl telling everybody which resulted in massive amounts of butthurt from Alex, especially because he was hacked by a group of trolls.
Alex's Daddy issues
Here's Alex's rant on his parents.
"I hate him. I hate him so much. I don't love my father any more, he's an asshole. He's so mean to me. All he has to say are mean things. I feel like my father died and was replaced by some horrible monster who delights in torturing me. ... I wish he would disapear from my life" - Some typical teenage angst, the lulz however are deeper into the monologue.
"... I want to kill him. I want to strangle him with my own hands ... I probably couldn't do that though so i always fantasize about using a knife. While he's sleeping and plunge the knife right into his throat. Stab him over and over while screaming at him what a horrible father - what a horrible PERSON he is, and as he wakes up and realizes it's me he'll die. Then i'll have to kill my mom. She's a total bitch (it's also funny he censors all the swear words in this rant) anyway. I'd like it if she dies. ..."
As you can deduce from this fragment of Alex's EPIC meltdown, he did not have a healthy view of his parents or parenthood, it's unknown if that improved, since he didn't mention the topic of his parents again. What probably happened is his father saw how he did some out of pocket shit and scolded the shit out of him, which is what a father (or parents in general) should do, and as you read throught this article further, you can deduce that his father should've been harder on him, because shitty and neglectful parenting (and a lot of school bullying, which is why he was eventually homeschooled) is the only explanation for how alex turned into the retard he is today.
XephonEva
Alex also owns another YouTube account by the name of XephonEva, and unlike his shitposting account, this was his personal account, aka his fap folder that he used to like and favourite e-whores showing their cleavage or stripteasing in front of the camera, or even his other weird fetishes.
Alex the Predator
To say the least, Alex has (and had) a very warped view of women and dating.
Due to years of brainrot that accumulated from him watching anime (and probably hentai), and due to the fact that he was homeschooled (he was savagely bullied at middle school lol) made him socially retarded and completely unable to form healthy relationships with other people. Even though school has a lot of bullshit attached to it, it pretty much makes us learn how to act and integrate into society. In general, if you're homeschooled, you can still try to integrate into society later in life, but Alex didn't, and we're here to enjoy the lulz that came as a result.
Alex the Gamer
Alex's yandere simulator is a mess. It's mostly a hitman copycat with no real direction and objectively bad gameplay, but more on that further in the article. However what's interesting is there are many fetishistic elements in his game, f.ex. there's a mechanic of choosing a freshman (~15 y.o) girl's panties, snapping panty shots or even tying a freshman to a chair and torturing them, and that most likley took its roots in the games he played. Well what kind of games did he play?
For example, on some gaming forum, Yandere says he's been having trouble with progressing through, what is basically a rape game, where you have to quote "get a progress bar up by molesting a girl, and you can get the progress bar faster by going for the vagina"
As a gamedev, he also submitted a anime dating sim to newgrounds, which quote "it has interactive sex scenes", what's even funnier is he cried to the admins about it because he exceeded the 5Mb limit and he had no idea how to optimize it. Old habits die hard, as his next game, yandere simulator lacks optimization in almost every field imaginable.
It's very likely that he has played many more games like that, so it's safe to assume some of the creepier elements of his game are directly or loosely derived from these hentai games that he used to (or even still) play.
Alex's sex doll
There was an account on a sex doll forum called "cantgoogleme" which was acting suprisingly similiar to yanderedev. When using the sites "Forgot password" feature, you can type in the username and email of an account, and if the username and email are correct, then the site informs you that there is a match. One user decided to type the "cannotgoogleme" username and one of Alex's many emails "evaxephon@gmail.com" and badabing badabong there was a match.
On this account, Alex calls his sex-doll "Mai Waifu" and dresses it in many different costumes, most notably the zero suit samus cosplay, which Alex is canonically obsessed with. Now why is this fucked up?
1. Mai Waifu is a character in yandere simulator.
2. Mai Waifu is a freshman in the game, that's like 15
3. Alex is 30...
4. he also used the sex doll so much it broke...
5. And he was asking on the forum for help on fixing it...
6. And the money that went to fixing and buying the sex dolls was backer's money from patreon.
Here's the post on *reddit, which explains the whole thing way better than i did
Alex the Journalist
Alex started a twitter account with the handle VideoGameBabes, which bio reads as follows...
" Keeping you up-to-date on everything related to video game babes! View image galleries and video galleries of the hottest video game babes and cosplayers!"
Some of the posts read as follow...
"Japan has produced yet another game about fondling underage anime girls. All praise to glorious Japan!"
"What's with all the hate directed at sexy female game characters? Let artists draw what they want to draw!"
"There's this weird trend in the game industry right now...if you have sexy females in your game, you get bad press."
Eventually his journalistic carrer was cut short after someone wrote an article on him. The writer of this article made fun of yanderedev before it was popular!
Alex the Poet
Alex had a fanfiction page, and here's a link if you want to check it out. However beware because only the most refined Connoiseurs of fine literature can even begin to understand the deeper meaning of what author had in mind when writing absolute best selling hits, like.. "The Life of a Sex Slave" or "I Am Your Slave", which are as raunchy as they sound. Alex, you dog, he truly knows how to write a well-structured romance story.
Lunar Scythe - His first game
Something that Alex is very good at is making gory games full of unnecessary amounts of blood. His first game is a prime example of this. It was a hack n' slash game called "Lunar Scythe" The story of the game is a girl in her late teens who thinks that there are some people who don't deserve to live, so instead of going to a psychiatrist like a normal person she kills everybody she sees because Death told her to. Okay.
Surprisingly enough, Alex thought that a game that he worked on for three WHOLE months (wow so much effort) would be good enough for his idol Mike Zaimont (the creator of Skullgirls). Obviously, Mike shot him down for being a fucking retard and not knowing how to code a simple "hello world" program. Alex didn't take it too well and ended up demonising Mike for making fun of him in front of his "friends", completely disregarding the fact that he just said he had no friends and also disregarding the fact that Mike was giving legitimate criticism of his shit game, but Alex isn't good at taking criticism, as shown in this thread.
If you want to read the full chatlog of Mike shitting on Alex for not knowing how to code, click here.
Yandere Simulator - His ever-prolonged "magnum opus"
Yandere Simulator is a shameless loli recolor of Hitman that was originally thought up by a drunk faggot on /v/ that thought it would be funny if someone made a game poking fun at the yandere trope in animu by designing a game around a satire of this, but instead fell into the hands of a guy that let this concept go right over his head by making a game that is completely unaware of its own incompetence and yet takes itself fully seriously. Despite its visual-novel-inspired presentation, the game serves only as an outlet for you to vent your kissless virgin rage by killing digital women and pretending they're the upperclasswomen that rejected you in high school, and thus delaying your inevitable schoolyard massacre and subsequent suicide for a few more weeks.
YandereDev makes frequent updates on the game's development progress to his JewTube channel, in which he espouses great confidence that the game will one day be completed, despite the fact that it's been in development for 41/2 years, and the first of the game's eight bosses isn't even playably finished yet.
"Gameplay"
The player controls Yandere-chan, an emotionally-unstable teenage girl (But don't worry, guys! They're all perfectly-fuckable adult women, even though the game explicitly says otherwise, and you're a good person for finding them sexy!) who develops an obsession with a dreamy schoolboy, whose default appearance coincidentally resembles the incel developer. In a no-holds-barred demonstration of what the developer desperately wants to do to the women who turned him down in his youth, Yandere-chan drowns, strangles, burns or otherwise murders schoolgirls who attempt to steal her beloved.
Or at least, that's what it would presumably fucking be. Since 2015, the developer has accomplished little besides making stock models walk around a school and filling the game with Easter eggs and references to other murder simulators like Undertale and Metal Gear Solid V, because it's not as if he has anything better to do.
Development
Since obtaining a set of schoolgirl models from the Unity asset store, YandereDev has been whining about how overworked he is with the game's development, and how he "never takes a break," and spends literally "eight hours per day" reading fan mail. When he bitches (which is constantly), he conveniently neglects to mention that he's only done the game's coding and UI design, and that literally everything else in the game is either the work of online artists with no self-respect (including a grass texture stolen from an artist who had explicitly refused him permission), or was given to him free-of-charge by his adoring legion of sugar daddies (and he still expects you to believe he's poor, despite making over $60,000 per year off of Patreon alone). He claims that the stolen assets are placeholders and that they'll be replaced when the game reaches completion, despite actively netting neetbux from the game's development.
Partnership with tinyBuild
In one of YandereDev's tl;dw update videos, Alex announced that he would be working with a small development team called tinyBuild so he could have less work to do, and because of this his predicted date of release was shortened from 2021 to 2019. Oddly enough, no fans of YandereDev's felt betrayed that despite saying that he wouldn't sell out to a company to help keep his game as he intends it to be (even though he stole the idea of the game), this is strange because tinyBuild set restrictions to him... restrictions that he later broke which ended up with his partnership being terminated within a fucking year. After being told to GTFO, he voiced his complaints about working with tB, of course these were all petty things like the person he was assigned to work with being "too work oriented" and "straight to the point" not realizing that in a professional area, people aren't actually supposed to fuck around for eight hours a day and blame it on fan emails.
Notable Characters
Senpai/Taro Yamada/Taeko Yamada
The main love interest of the game with no weaknesses and is loved by every girl despite being plain and uninteresting. Suspiciously similar in design to YandereDev himself.
Ayano Aishi/Yandere chan
Crazy bitch with a DeviantArt-tier backstory that tries to be heartfelt and make you feel bad for the character, but ends up unironically giving her autism with traits such as a lack of empathy for others, obsessively focusing on a specific thing, inability to talk to others properly, shyness, dangerous mood swings, a failure to blend in with normal people, and being a main character in an anime. Not actually a yandere as she is not "cute and bubbly" to normal people, and is instead actually closer to a kuudere.
Osana Najimi
Generic tsundere character in every generic anime game, nothing of value is found with this character. Mostly notable for being the only rival even near finished in the game even with the release goal of 2019.
Muja Kina
An actual adult that falls in love with the main character who is a student. Alex tries to defend this by claiming she's actually the same age as the students, despite the fact that no school in their right mind would not only hire an underage person to help with medical needs in a school, but also someone whos only character trait is being the clusy cute girl that every in-universe beta fawns over.
Mida Rana
This time YandereDev doesn't even try to hid the predatorial nature of the character, he literally says that she likes seducing teenage boys.
Hanako Yamada
Senpai's younger sister that wants him to bone her even though they're siblings. Some argue that she only loves her brother in a "sibling-like way", but if this was the case then YandereDev would have no reason to keep on bringing up the commonness of incest in Japan to try to make his fetish seem less weird (by using Japan of all places).
Consume the Cum Chalice
A meme started from one of his old JewTube videos depicting him drinking milk from a goblet. Just like anything that doesn't stroke his ego, Alex can't stand being memed and bans anyone from his Discord and subreddit for posting any variation of this meme.
Subreddit Hack
In July of 2020, a Kiwi Farms user known as 
Not Based or Redpilled (pretending to be Null) hacked into YandereDev's Reddit account; going into r/yandere_simulator and then removing all the mods, unbanning everyone and then banning the original mods. Soon after, the sub devolved into full-on anarchy; with everyone memeing and shitposting about YanDev. However, this fun was not to last; with YandereDev regaining access to his subreddit a few weeks later. The memeing and shitposting has since moved onto the now-dead subreddit yandere_simulator_2 (See removed posts: 1, 2).
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How can I determine if he is coding or not? (How to troll Alex)
- Email him
Check Saltybet and Spriteclub to see if he gambled.Baleeted after he GROOMED A CHILD.- Go to r/redditrequest and say you want to take control of Alex's old subreddit. (r/yanderesimulator)
If he responds to you that means he's not coding.
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See also
- Weeaboo
- Yandere
- Internet tough guy
- Tom Preston
- Phil Fish - Another pretentious fag in the world of game development.
- Einshine
- Doki Doki Literature Club - Still better than Yandere Sim.
- Mai Waifu - The name of his sex doll
- Basement-dweller
- Gamer
- Lazy
- Virgin
- Incel
External links
- More info here
- His main account
- EvaXephon - His shitposting account. Now renamed to "Yandere Archive" in an attempt to hide his past as EvaX.
- XephonEva - His abandoned secondary channel. Go here to see his liked videos which consist of e-whores showing cleavage.
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Yanderedev BALEETED
Yanderedev- His site (EvaXephon)
- His site (YandereDev)
- His chat with his Wife
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Lolcow.wiki article- Kiwi Farms thread with over 2400 pages
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