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PhunWithLogic
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WARNING: With Jews, you lose! |
PhunWithLogic (Jesse Eizrek) is an internet nobody who made his living on here trolling people with the name Steven, playing armchair psychologist, and having mental breakdowns due to extreme paranoia brought about via involvements with children.
YouTube Channels
Jesse started off on YouTube attempting to be Anonymous. But since he will go on webcam with anybody willing to talk to him it makes it very easy for people to release his identification. But since he spends his time digging into people's personal life on the internet it gives people more of a reason to get back at him with some much needed vengeance. His original YouTube channel "FunWithLogic" was the only time anybody would ever acknowledge him. But this was because he spent every waking moment harassing Someguy827 for attention. When he was posting serious response videos he got no traffic due to no one giving a shit as he was regurgitating every anti-Someguy827 video ever made so he dropped that gimmick. Instead of approaching him seriously he knew that incessantly irritating him and his friends would get him attention. Since that worked he milked that view opportunity. Once he started heading into the personal life of Someguy827 he realized he got himself too deep into the drama, so he removed his channel as soon as he could. This was the last time he ever got a great deal of attention over the internet. His demise was met with celebration (as to be expected).
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Starting A New Channel
Following that trainwreck he attempted to make amends with Someguy827, since Stevie is naive and will forgive anyone they soon became internet butt-buddies. Feeling very sorry for the disgrace he had made himself he tried to vindicate himself with the people he had pissed off so he did everything in their power to appease them. This was when he reopened a YouTube channel "PhunWithLogic". On this channel he started to make endless videos attacking Devilsfoodcake69 (aka Marbles). This was around the time OfficialGATG was getting criticized by Devilsfoodcake69 so he saw it as a good way to get his name cleared up. To do this he made excessive videos against Marbles to get his name out there. Subsequently nobody gives a shit. But what made it worse was that this time he was getting less traffic than beforehand. Since he was getting no where trolling Marbles he moved his targets onto StPattyDayMassacre and Dick Coughlan. Since both of them show their weak spot in the public eye his trolling attempts with them was met with much success. He was almost feeling as if he had nothing against Marbles until The Mikester actively spoonfed him information that Marbles liked underage pussy and killed animals, making them think they both ran him off the internet. Due to the inflated ego he still continued to crusade himself as the one who took him off the internet all by himself. To follow this he continued to harass failed rapper Daniel Myers and Declan Evans. Since nobody gave a shit about either of them his trolling attempts on them landed on deaf ears.
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Deleting Fucking Everything
If there's one thing you might have noticed about PhunWithLogic nobody gives a shit about anything he says. A contributing factor to this is due to his terrible elaboration skills. Normally when somebody makes a video response regarding drama they usually explain the situation in a way to where an outsider looking in could know what happened in the first place. Not with PhunWithLogic. Instead he chooses to make vague legal threats while rambling incoherently into his bong. Upon most of his friends realising that he wasn't of much value to keep around he was promptly booted from their circles. Leaving him quite the mess. After going on bot accounts, getting others to ask and making sad posts he ultimately fled the internet after doing a video crying incoherently into his bong. As you can see, simple words like "inactive" are difficult for this dipshit to spell.
Camera Shy
After seeing that Marbles got ahold of his face and hearing Declan Evans being attributed to being responsible for it, he does what any other normal person does - He throws a baby tantrum and screams at the kid over Skype. Due to Eizrek's brain being fried from all that smoked hash oil he was proven wrong. It was someone else from New Zealand; His broken nose friend Conrad Thrope. He did have good reason for his temper tantrum, as he looks like George Costanza's retarded brother with the voice of Roz from Monster's Inc. Even admitting to one of his "buddies" that he was in fact just camera shy (which is why he shows his face to everyone on Skype instead of YouTube).
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Jesse The Cuckhold
Last Thursday it was revealed to his social-anxiety safe buddies over skype his girlfriend had been fucking everyone in Denver as he would sit and wait for her to visit him, only to find when she did arrive her stink-hole had taken a viscous dick-beating from the local gang of niggers he tries to avoid on his way to collect his disability payments. As with every problem he encounters, he made sure to tell everyone who would listen, somehow finding comfort in letting the world knows his floss-like Jew penis isn't cutting it. At over 50 years old and with a severe case of micropenis, it's no wonder he still isn't married and will likely being dying alone.
