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Mumkey Jones
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Mumkey Jones (Powerword: Tyler James Millard), nowadays uploading under the handle Simian Jimmy, is an unfunny edgelord who first rose to prominence by making shitty YouTube videos about Elliot Rodger. He eventually accumulated about 300,000 subs on YouTube before the frigid SJW cow that runs the site banhammered his ass. Since Mumkey was an autistic loser with no life outside of his channel, this caused him to spiral uncontrollably downward in an epic fashion. But if nothing else, ruining his own life is probably the funniest thing he's ever done.
Mumkey's Anime Reviews and Elliot Rodger videos
Mumkey started making YouTube videos in 2016, doing crappy "satirical" anime reviews. These videos were poorly edited and autistic as fuck, but since this was before it came out what a spergy degenerate Mumkey was, people ended up thinking that the cringey shit he'd say was him being ironic, and so he started building up a sizable fanbase. He ended up doing 50 of these before his budding crush on Elliot Rodger grew too big to ignore, and it started finding its way into his content.
Fall From Grace
At a fan meet and greet in 2018 Tyler was too autistic to actually talk to his fans so he just rubbed his legs against one until his girlfriend, Sheepover, told him to stop being a pussy and to actually be a functioning human being. Tyler took this means to mean hook up with the nearest woman in the room and went on to drop acid with and fuck the literal pedo cub porn artist Liu. Tyler then started wishing for Liu to become his “sugar mommy” (see also: Manchild) which somehow weirded Liu, the person who groomed a 15 year old into sex, out.
After Tyler’s bullshit got exposed his girlfriend gave him the chance to keep the relationship going but Tyler, being the sperg he is, chose the pedophile who is being investigated by the Party Van.
Tyler began to compare himself to fictional characters after all this, like a certain Chris-chan, and it’s clear the line between fiction and reality no longer exists in his fucked up, mudshark mind.
Update: Girlfriend Troubles
July 24th, 2019 Tyler got cucked by his pedo girlfriend for a child and dumped her which could be the one good decision he’s made in this entire situation. This was most likely contributed due to the kiddy fondler going around on various podcasts and talking with some of her exes, including the 15-year-old kiddy. It's safe to say she got shit on in every podcast by each member and the chat. This is one furry pedo you wouldn't want to mess with.
Update 2: Sex Tape Woes
August 19th, 2019 Tyler and his pedo girlfriend had their disgusting-as-fuck sex tape get leaked by ASERRiley, which then got transferred to HazenCruz, and to Kiwifarms; which is pretty bad considering in the tape, he was the bottom of the fairly vanilla sex all the while mugging at the camera. This confirms that Tyler James Millard has egotism the size of a grand canyon.
The man too hot for YouTube himself: MUMKEY-------->File:mumkey.mp4
Update 3: Return to JewTube
Mumkey has fully returned to YouTube, living only with a cat and his morbidly obese friend Biggs. He also claims that he dumped both Sheepover and the furry pedo, making him the Alpha Chad. The funny thing about this is that Sheepover (who is both the breadwinner and extremely hot) would have taken him back. But then purposely releasing the Sex Tape fucked all of his chances up. I wonder if she's still single.
See Also
- Elliot Rodger - Mumkey's idol
- ProJared - Another unfunny autist who also cheated with an ugly femgoblin
- Digibrony - A former associate of Mumkey who somehow ended up better off than him despite being a fucking genderfluid pedo
- King Critic - Another pedo ex-friend.
- Cool Cat & Derek Savage - former collab partners
- I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting - A forced meme that has its own page for some reason
External Links
- current YouTube channel
- podcast channel
Twitter
His Twitch
His Instagram- http://mumkeyjones.tv/
- I shit you not, the sex tape ended up on IMDb. Genre: Romance
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