Ethan Klein
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Ethan Klein is in an internet sissy fight with IDubbbz. Please dig up lulz on them both. |
Ethan Klein✡ is a money hungry kike and the physical manifestation of Reddit. Ethan is half of the channel H3H3 Productions, which he does did alongside his autistic wife Hila Klein✡. He gained a following in 2016 during the surge of commentary cancer dominating Jewtube at the time alongside people like IDubbbz, LeafyIsHere, and Keemstar. All of which, would later become his enemies.
Though he will deny it today, Ethan built his career by shitting on other people, as is customary in the commentary community. He has since stopped making YouTube videos in favor of his no-effort dogshit podcast, in which he spews his shitty political views and at the same time proving how incredibly unfunny he is. Despite being the most mind-numbingly boring podcast ever created, it continues to maintain its large audience of soy Redditors and regularly "interviews" actual celebrities and comedians, such as Bill Bur, Andrew Yang, Post Malone, and several others.
The Beefs of H3H3
Many men, wish death upon me..
Pyrocynical and LeafyIsQueer
After LeafyIsQueer mocked an obese retard known as TommyNC, Ethan decided to jump on the bandwagon of hate that was going on against Leafy, and made a video shitting on him.
After saying that he is "friends" with Leafy, he proceeds to backstab the fuck out of and call Leafy "the worst thing on YouTube," an "asshole," “cancer,” and shits on Leafy for six full minutes all the while virtue signaling. Leafy then exposed Ethan for the backstabbing Jew that he is, leaking DMs in which Ethan sucks Leafy’s cock just a month before releasing the hit piece. Leafy also released DMs wherein Ethan relentlessly shits on Pyrocynical despite pretending to be the nice guy of YouTube, likely in an effort to get in Leafy’s good graces.
In conclusion, Ethan Klein is a manipulative sociopath that will use his “friends” for monetary gain, and then discard them at the first opportunity. But Leafy still has no chin lol.
Lolsuit with Matt Hoss
Back when Ethan gave a shit about his "H3H3 Productions" YouTube channel, he made a video reacting to the work of a faggot named Matt Hoss.
Matt Hoss is a pathetic virgin that has never been found attractive by a woman in his entire life, so he makes fucking dreadful videos equivalent to that of softcore porn, wherein he pays actresses to touch his disgusting body and pretend that they are attracted to it. After Ethan made a video mocking this degenerate, Hoss' feelings were so hurt that he went ahead and sued Ethan for copyright infringement, in an attempt to silence Ethan as well as protect his extremely fragile ego. Since the outcome of this lolsuit could negatively impact the entire website (because Ethan's potential loss could open the gates for further false claims of copyright infringement), the entirety of YouTube banded together and raised money for Ethan's defense. LeafyIsHere himself even donated one thousand dollars to Ethan's defense fund, though it later came out that DJ Killer Memestar convinced him to do it to improve Leafy's perception by the community.
After slightly over a year, Ethan won the retarded lolsuit with Matt Hoss. The defense fund apparently covered all of Ethan's costs and more, so Ethan used the extra money to create "FUPA," or the "Fair Use Protection Association." Their Twitter account has been inactive since September 21, 2016, and what happened to the money meant for the "Association" is anybody's guess.
Keemstar and Scarce
After PewDiePie had the Audacity to utter the dreaded "nigger-word", Ethan decided to capitalize on JewDiePie's fuck up, and shit all over him for it at the same time putting himself on a pedestal. Afterwards, some faggot came across an old podcast of Ethan saying "nigger faggot" with ICuckzTV. People then called him out on this, but Ethan just couldn't fathom the possibility that he may have been wrong. Shortly after, Ethan got incredibly drunk, and began shit-talking Keemstar as well as Scarce for reporting the fact that people were calling Ethan a hypocrite.
Skip to 3:18:54 for Ethan's fuck up
Despite Keemstar "reporting" Ethan's drama in an unbiased light and Scarce practically sucking Ethan's cock, Ethan made sure to call both of them "news for children" as well as many other things in his incoherent drunken rambles lasting roughly thirty minutes.
Despite Ethan clearly being in the wrong, he then doubled down on the entire situation and has never apologized once for it. This entire drama would several years To this day, Ethan Klein and Keemstar despise each other, and share a little Twitter war every now and again. This incident is one of the few times Ethan let his "good guy" mask slip, allowing us to see his true face. Ethan Klein is an egotistical, hypocritical, piece of shit.
Sam Hyde
Ethan used to be a huge fan of Sam Hyde and MDE, even getting to play vidya games with him once. But after H3 seemingly stole a video idea from Sam their relationship soured.
Gokanaru
Gokanaru is a commentary YouTuber and original Ethan Klein detractor. Gokanaru would publish his video "The Death of H3H3" where he goes in depth on why Ethan's content has fallen off.
The video did very well and was one of the kickstarters for people to stop supporting Ethan. But not too long after it began to get popular it was taken off YouTube with bullshit and shifty reasons given.
Today, this video is still constantly being removed by the Jews who work at YouTube for "violence". It is speculated that Ethan sold out and that he is now receiving protection and special treatment from Susan Wojcicki herself, the former incompetent CEO of the website.
Hasan and his Lapdog
Moar info: IDubbbzTV.
Sometime after the start of his podcast, he went full grifter and started to do more lefty-political centered content. This is when he met HasanAbi, and the two hosted another fucking shitty podcast for their retarded beliefs.
This would come to end though after a "hurr durr muh Isreal and Palestine" discussion.
Another once respected commentary YouTuber turned lefty grifter, IDubbbzTV, is a massive Hasan dickrider, so when he found out the two were beefing he chose the side of Hasan and made a Content Cop to spite Ethan.
Moar gay drama ensues.
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!
Here are some more people on Ethan's shit list that aren't as worthy of their own section.
- Frogan - Obese musi-woman.
- SomeOrdinaryGamers - Fat, Jeet, fake engineer, pedo sweeper, what isn't there to love!
- Noah Samsen - Retarded soyboy. Mullet.
- Denims - Literal whore with opinions.
- SeanDaBlack - GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M BLACK GIVE ME ATTENTION
- BadEmpanada - Schizo retard.
H3 Shitcast
Every lazy YouTuber eventually stops making videos (since they require an extremely small amount of effort to make) and instead starts either streaming or podcasting. Ethan chose the latter. All Ethan has to do for his shitty podcast is show up for two hours a week, allowing him to go home and devote more of his time to his masturbation addiction (skip to 3:15 for lulz. At 3:48 Hila asks him to do nofap while also giving him strong “fuck me” eyes, proving that Ethan doesn’t fuck his wife and instead prefers masturbating to blacked.com.). The H3 Podcast has slowly but surely exposed Ethan for the lazy and unfunny “comedian” hack he is.
The H3 Podcast relies mostly on bringing in new guests, so that Ethan can “”””””””””interview”””””””””” them and gain a portion of their audience in the process. During Ethan’s “”””””””””interviews,”””””””””” he constantly interrupts his guests as they are in the middle of answering his last shitty question. Ethan also has a strong habit of virtue signaling, attempting to put himself high above the people he talks to. If you haven’t noticed, Ethan has a massive ego problem. Most of the time Ethan is able to keep it subtle enough that most people won’t notice his bullshit, but this doesn’t always work…
Jimmie Lee
Jimmie Lee is a sick old pervert dentist, who used to make YouTube videos of him mocking black people. It is likely he was an EDiot at some point, or at least would have been if he were younger. Ethan made a YouTube video mocking Jimmie, and eventually invited him on for the H3 Podcast episode 20. During this episode, Ethan tries to pull his usual virtue signaling bullshit, attempting to shit on Jimmie for making fun of niggers, but Jimmie (being an actual comedian) easily takes Ethan’s shit and turns it into a joke, exposing Ethan for the massive faggot that he is. Ethan and Hila are both incredibly shitty towards Jimmie for the entire episode, mocking him both to his face and behind his back, and they kicked him off halfway through the show because Ethan felt threatened by somebody funnier than him. Jimmie has essentially stopped making videos since this shitshow. If you are reading this Jimmie, please start making fun of niggers again.
JonTron
In March of 2017, JonTron made a horrible mistake: attempting to debate Destiny, the embodiment of soy and pure degeneracy himself. After JonTron revealed that he wasn't totally sold on Muslims being allowed free reign of every country on Earth, Destiny made him out to be a horrible racist, prompting an anti-JonTron shitstorm for months. Eight months later, Ethan decided that enough time had passed and that it would now be safe to have JonTron on the H3 Shitcast. During episode 41 of the H3 Podcast, JonTron made it very clear that he had been trying to get on the podcast for a long time, and that Ethan had been consistently putting it off despite claiming to be friends with JonTron. Despite JonTron saying several times that he did not want to talk about his past controversy, Ethan consistently pushed him on the topic, asking question after question. Unsurprisingly, Ethan also made sure to put himself on a pedestal as he shamed JonTron for his actions. JonTron is just one more in the long line of "friends" Ethan has used before discarding, once he had nothing left to gain from them.
Bill Burr
There to promote the newest season of his shitty cartoon series "F is for Family," Bill Burr appeared on episode 84 of the H3 Podcast. Since Bill Burr is a legitimate comedian/celebrity, he was annoyed by the absolute dog-shit quality of Ethan's "interview." After Ethan's constant interruptions and retarded questions, Burr eventually snapped, and put Ethan in his place. This podcast is extremely awkward and hard to watch, so don't.
Ethan’s idea of Comedy
Similar to every other self-proclaimed “comedian,” Ethan is an unfunny and untalented hack that will spew the same unfunny “jokes” a million fucking times until you like it.
Default Jokes
- im a fat fugk lel
- Vape naysh yo (stolen from Filthy Frank)
- Yelling
- Sneezing
- Shitting on people smaller than him (though he will deny this)
- Coughing
- Talking in a stupid voice or making up stupid-sounding words like a child
2020 Update
Jesus Christ what a fucking faggot. I wrote this article last year and Ethan has done so much gay shit since I won't even try to expand the article in the same format. Ethan made some dogshit series of videos shitting on Keemstar in the style of Content Cop but nowhere near the level of quality (sidenote, fuck Ian Carter for turning into a literal cuck. I used to look up to that faggot). Ethan even targeted Keemstar's sponsors and got some of them to drop Keemstar. If you told me four years ago that Ethan would reach this level of pathetic I would not have believed you, what a fucking fatass pussy. Based Calvin also came back and has made bullying Ethan for being a faggot the very foundation of his channel. It is glorious. Thank you so much Calvin for being the only creator I looked up to as a kid that didn't turn into a colossal faggot. God bless you, you beautiful small-chinned faggot.
TL;DR, Ethan Klein is a bigger lefty Jew now and is in a slap fight with IDubbbzTV and Hasan Piker.
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