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Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks
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National Thowheeth Jama'ath | |
Nationality: | Sri Lankan ![]() |
Highscore | Killed 269, injured 500+ |
Top 50? | 14th |
Style | Bomberman, Co-Op |
An Hero? | Yes. suicide bombing |
Motive(s) | Brenton Tarrant Derangement Syndrome |
Furious that anyone would DARE attempt to use their own methods against them, the global congress of sandniggers took revenge on the dirty, pork munching Christian kafirs for the lulzy Christchurch mosque shootings in style on Easter Sunday, 21 April 2019, with one of the most well planned and epic bomberman campaigns in modern history, the Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks.
Unlike attacks that occur in cucked western nations like France or Britain, these attacks happened in a volatile shithole like Sri Lanka. This may well cause a huge backlash, as the majority Buddhist population of the island nation follows in the footsteps of its mainland neighbor Myanmar and might proceed to exterminate every fucking muslim too slow to hop off the island. Only time will tell (fingers crossed).
Attacks
Several bombings happened in the city of Colombo in Sri Lanka killing at least 100 christfags, resulting in lulz and bawllllllz from the christfag community and facebook moms alike. The attacks were highly unexpected, which is what makes them so lulzworthy. Several locations were attacked simultaneously, including Christian churches and shrines, luxury hotels and the airport (although the attempted attack there was unsuccessful). There was something else in that Easter Egg... National Thowheeth Jama'ath
Nine niggers from the National Thowheeth Jama'ath (representing Team ISIS) allegedly carried out the bombings. The most notable so far is Abdul Lathief Jameel Mohamed, known for having studied in the UK, and then going to Australia for a PhD. By blowing himself up in Sri Lanka, he ensured his student debt became void. Smart move.
A few days after the attack, the glorious Islamic State released a downloadable wallpaper of the perpetrators.
Aftermath
On the 29th of April, 2019, the Sri Lankan government banned niqabs/burkas in response to this event.

Graded Score
Kill count: | 269/20 500 Injured |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 Bigger injury count than kill count |
Style: | 20/20 Reverse crusade |
Butthurt: | 100/20 Made a lot of Christcucks BAWWW... even to this day! |
Bonus: | 20/20 2nd best Terrorist Attack of 2019 |
Wanted Level:
Interpol
Tro0 Muslims [+]
Abdulkadir Masharipov • Abu Abdul Barr al-Amriki • Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi • Abu Hajaar • Abdul Razak Ali Artan • Adnan Oktar • Allah • Ali David Sonboly • Anjem Choudary • Azad Rouhani • Benazir Bhutto • Carlos Latuff • Dave Chappelle • Elias Abuelazam • Espen Andersen Bråthen • Izzi • Jake Bilardi • Isa • Kaliph Jamal • Linda Sarsour • Mahir Çagri • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Mahoud Samed Almahadin • Malcolm X • Miss USA 2010 • Musa • Muammar Gaddafi • Muhammad • Mullah Omar • Muntather al-Zaidi • Mustafa Al-Habib • Nafiza Ziyad • Nayzak • Nicky Reilly • Osama Bin Laden • Omar Mateen • Richard Reid • Saddam Hussein • Salih • Salman Abedi • Sheikh Yarbouti • Syed Rizwan Farook • "Syrian War Refugees" • TigerCommander • Wellington Menezes de Oliveira • Yassir Arafat • Yuri Kochiyama | |
Countries & Peoples [+]
Afghanistan • Albania • Arabs • Azerbaijan • Bahrain • Bangladesh • Bosnia and Herzegovina • East Turkestan • Egypt • Indonesia • Iran • Iraq • The Islamic State Of Iraq and Sham • Jordan • Kazakhstan • Kosovo • Kuwait • Kyrgyzstan • Lebanon • Libya • Malaysia • Mali • Michigan • Morocco • Niger • Nigeria • Pakistan • Palestine • Qatar • Saudi Arabia • Sierra Leone • Somalia • Spain • Sudan • Syria • Tajikistan • Tunisia • Turkey • United Arab Emirates • Uzbekistan • Yemen | |
Beliefs, Events, Traditions & Other Drama [+]
1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • 9/11 • Allahu Akbar • American Airlines Flight 63 • Animal abuse • Anti-Americanism • Anti-Semitism • Arab Spring • Ariana Grande Massacre • Beheading video • Breitscheidplatz • Boston Marathon Bombing • Censorship • Circumcision • Crocus City Hall Massacre • The Crusades • Defense Industries Organization • E-Jihad • London sandnigger attack 2017 • Freedom Flotilla • Gaza War • Gazarooster • Genocide • Ground Zero Mosque • Holocaust denial • Homophobia • Islam Is The Light • Jihad • Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 • Misogyny • Muslim Dating Sites • 2016 Munich Massacre • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Paris Mass Shooting • Pedophilia • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Rape • Reina Nightclub Massacre • San Bernardino Shooting • Self-Immolation of Aaron Bushnell • Shi'ites • Slavery • Terrorism • Terror Soup • WTC | |
Infidels & Islamic No-Nos [+]
Alcohol • Alexandre Bissonnette • Ali Sina • Anders Behring Breivik • Atheists • Ayaan Hirsi Ali • Bacon • Rifqa Bary • Nick Berg • Tony Blair • Borat • Brenton Tarrant • Charlie Hebdo • Christopher Hitchens • Christians • Communism • Darren Osborne • Denmark • Donald Trump • Everybody Draw Mohammed Day • Fun • Fitna • Fuck Arabs • The Great Satan • Homosexuality • Islamophobia • Israel • Japan • Jews • Jihadunspun.com • John J. Pershing • Laura Loomer • Lee Rigby • Muhammad cartoons • Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 • Muslim Massacre • Nathaniel Veltman • Pagans • Pamela Geller • Daniel Pearl • Philip Manshaus • Pork • Richard Dawkins • Rickard Andersson • Salman Rushdie • Satan • th3j35t3r • UK • Geert Wilders • W • Women's rights |
Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks is part of a series on Terrorists ![]() |
Big Players Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
• Anders Behring Breivik
• Antifa
• Australians
• Barack Obama
• Baruch Goldstein
• Black Lives Matter
• Brenton Tarrant
• Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain
• DisruptJ20
• George Soros
• George W. Bush
• Grog
• Jack Gilbert Graham
• John Walker Lindh
• Marc Lépine
• Matthew Murray
• Michael Moore
• Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim
• Muslims
• Osama Bin Laden
• Patrick Crusius
• Sharjah Ruler
• Sam Hyde
• The Finnisher
• The Unabrower
• Timothy McVeigh
• Unabomber Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes Arab
• Aum Shinrikyo
• Axis of Evil
• Binghampton
• Iran
• Ireland
• Islam
• Israel
• Maniacs Murder Cult
• Pakistan
• Palestine
• Sudan Terrorist Actions 1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • Waco • WTC |
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