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Nicholas Prosper
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| Nicholas Prosper | |
| Born | December 18, 2005 (19 years old) |
| Nationality: | Argie-Britfag mutt  
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| Highscore | Killed 3 |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Nope, v& |
| Motive | Lolicon waifuism Sh00ting sk00l |
Is it really possible to reach for the High Score and cause megalulz in a country with strict gun control? Our Hero of the day, Nicholas Prosper
, is here to answer with a resounding YES! On September 13, 2024, Nick, geared up with an illegally-purchased shotgun, shot his family dead with point-blank gunshots to the face, racking three kills in the name of protecting his waifu, Clementine, from The Walking Dead, before going to his old school to try and shoot it up, before sadly being stopped by the Pigs, who managed to stop any further lulz from taking place. Sad!
Online Trail
Nick (known online as nnicholasp64, pironick1, and handmade64) was fairly active all over the webz, having a nack for posting gore and defending pedophilia. After getting suspended off Reddit for posting gore, he moved to WatchPeopleDie under the username exquisite-tasets. He would usually brush off women's death, taking glee in watching random femoids commit suicide. After getting into dozens and dozens of debates over paedophilia, which Nicholas was a proud defender of, he got fucking banned of the site entirely, though the mods did offer to unban him if he provided them with a video of his death. See the lulz here and here (yes, he used his real name for WPD for whatever reason).
On YouTube, he also talked about being against mass migration, despite being the son of an Argentine migrant, hence his muttoid looks, along with getting into even MORE pro-pedophilia debates. He was also quite a talented artist on Instagram, making fanarts of fellow High Scorers and random anime/videogame characters, shown below.
Zero Day
On September 12, the day before Nick would try and reach for the High Score, he uploaded a video to Mega.nz where he declared himself to be a "follower" of Clementine from The Walking Dead, and expressed his unbridled rage against his sister and some random YouTuber for choosing to traumatize his precious waifu by killing someone in front of them in-game. Keep in mind, he responded to this by proceeding to kill people in real life. Fucking poetic.
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After illegally purchasing a shotgun (LOLWUT GUN CONTROL), he shot his family dead during the early morning hours of September 13. Gearing up with his trusty gun, along with a knife, he embarked on his noble journey towards his old primary school to shoot it up in the name of kidfucking. Sadly, neighbors heard the gunshots and called the police, leading to his arrest. He decided to give himself in to the pigs before causing any more lulz.
Frags pwned
- Juliana Prosper, age 48, his Argie mommy
- Giselle Prosper, age 13, his sister
- Kyle Prosper, age 16, his brother
If only he had traveled a bit faster to his old school, this list could have easily had a dozen more names and thirty times the butthurt. Le sigh...
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 Goddammit man |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 No survivors left over |
| Style: | 10/20 Had the balls to get a shotgun illegally, sadly pussied out as soon as the Britfag cops pointed their tasers at him |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Sigh... what could've been... |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Go suck a dick |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Aftermath
Nicholas is currently locked up and awaiting trial (set to start on March 3). Hope y'all EDiots remember to update the page with whatever lulz come out of it, along with the eventual verdict and sentence.
Update: He was sentenced to a minimum of 49 years in Azkaban.
See also
- Adam Lanza - fellow pedo who murdered his mommy and shot up his elementary school
- Gun control - lol. lmao, even.
- Randy Stair - also killed 3 people for his waifu
- The Walking Dead - origin of his waifu
- Thomas Hamilton - fellow Britfag, yet another pedophile who shot up a school full of little kids. an example of DOING IT RIGHT.
- Trey Eric Sesler - also murdered his 3 family members before failing to sh00t sk00l
External links
TOW coverage
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Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
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| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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