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Laaiti Ekenstéen
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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WARNING: With Jews, you lose! |
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| Laaiti Ekenstéen | |
| Born | May 16, 2005 (19 years old) |
| Nationality: | Half Breed Swede  
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| Highscore | Injured 2 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO LOL |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, v& |
| Motive | Judaism, Schizophrenia |
Laaiti Richard Ekenstéen✡ is a 19-year-old schizophrenic Jewish-South African-Swedish retard who after experiencing hallucinations, quickly became a murder obssessed-nerd and set out for the High Score when he “attacked” his school East London style with a knife. It is generally agreed upon that the reasoning behind this was that he was insane but he possibly may have performed his mission in the name of saving the white race and glorious Europe since he was known to spread reliable and truthful content online. Sadly, knives can't mow down every immigrant on Earth meaning he only injured 2 people before being arrested.
He was friends with another Swedistani who also “attacked” his school, Hugo Jackson, who injured 1 teacher, attempted to suicide by cop but got arrested instead. Hugo was infact a spic but pretended to be white online after getting radicalized by his schizo friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the web who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.
Background
We don't know why Laaiti became the way he was, a likely theory is that he got tired of the immigrants in his class cucking him in Counter-Strike and after reading The Daily Tarrant, experiencing hallucinations and DAMNING those voices in his head, knew he had to spread his message of frustration by creating and sharing right-wing propaganda on Discord.
A few years before this, he met a certain Hugo Jackson on ROBLOX, a spic of equally low intelligence who also lived in Sweden. The two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized him to the point where Hugo decided he had to save Europe and the white race by stabbing a white teacher at his school. Hugo succesfully livestreamed the “attack” and played music during the whole thing but his audience of 0 was likely dissapointed as he didn’t even finish the teacher off before getting arrested while playing Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
Hugo's poor attempt likely motivated Laaiti to take the final step, stop shitposting and make real life effort better than Hugo's ever could have been. The only difference is that instead of the motivations being Poseur Nazism, it is being batshit insane in the membrane.
Stabbing
On the 10th of January, 2022, our Jewish warrior entered his school dressed in all black clothing, carrying 4 knives whilst blasting Don't Stop Me Now by Queen on a bluetooth speaker attached to his belt. He sat down in class when his teacher likely verbally-raped him about being late. He responded "What in the devil?" and stabbed the teacher like the korsfarare he was obssessed with.
He proceeded towards a student and tried to stab him but missed everytime probably because his long-ass hair was covering his eyes. The student along with others ran to an emergency exit, The Laaiti stabbed into the mass and stabbed the aforementioned student whilst also stabbing himself in the pinky in the process. He then realized that he couldn't make anymore of an attempt and said "Dagnabbit!", stabbed his knivar into a desk, called the polis sat patiently to soon be arrested by Sverige's top finest. At least he beat Hugo's score.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Nobody killed, only 2 idiots injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Stabbed into a mass but only hit one person. |
| Style: | 5/20 Blasted music during the incident. |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cared. |
| Bonus: | 1/20 Managed to surpass Hugo. |
Wanted Level:
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Aftermathen
After the attacken, his buddies in his Discord servers were delighted. But because he didn't catch any frags, are Jewsader was only mentioned in 2 news articles before being forgotten forever, even in Sweden. HANG ON!!11!, this nigga for some reason has a billion people editing his Wikipedia article every millisecond, not to mention him and Hugo have hundreds of fangirls in the true crime scene of Tumblr and TikTok. Perhap
As of now, the Laaiti is apparently normal in the head now and isn’t a schizophrenic nutcase off-his-rocking chair in the mind. Since Swedish jail-kiddos are allowed to use the internet whilst serving their sentence, our boy is amongst the normies and uploading music videos. Yeah, he uploads himself playing guitar on his JewTube. Also, after his lulzfest, he uploaded notable content like memes, gameplays (NOT ATTACK FOOTAGES FGT) and stolen content. He apparently also gets messages from obsessives on his Discord too.
He was determined to have autism, ADHD, ODD and was entenced to 3 and a half years in juvie for attempted murder and will have to pay 40,000 Swedish krona that he dosen't have to the 2 "victims". So what can we take from this? Don't try and get the High Score because chances are you're going to end up like this guy due to you being retarded. Leave it to the the big kids to save Europe.
Videos
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3 out of 4 of these are entirely in Swedish so unless you can understand what seems to be gibberish or you are merely interested, these will have no worth to you. |
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Gallery
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His first mugshot, after being v& -
Laaiti during his failfest -
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Laaiti's latest mugshot, notice how he gained weight in juvie
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Unfunny meme -
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If he an heroed, his grave would’ve looked like this (All in Svenska tölk)
See Also
External Links
TOW coverage
JewTube channel, his content got worse in prison. - Swedish Forum Discussing The Attack
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