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Jeffrey Edward Epstein was a Jewish billionaire and child molester, and was the Final Boss of American International Paedophilia, a title he earned by molesting at least 100 children and getting away with it because of a combination of Jewgold and being friends with Bill Clinton and the Trumps.

Molesting more kids than Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Muhammad combined, this motherfucker had it down to a science. Not only would he fly kids around on his plane -- dubbed Lolita Express -- so that he could play doctor with them on his own private island, he actually paid these girls to then go back home and convince their friends to let him fuck them, too!

One would think that over the course of the DECADES this was going on, someone would catch this fucker and hand him a 9000-year long sentence of sharing a cell with Bubba, but instead, when his crimes were FINALLY discovered, he only served one year in a federal country club, where he got to leave for 12 hours a day, six days a week for "work release" (the kind of sentence Jerry Sandusky only dreams he could have had). Too bad the "release" was only to do actual work, versus the kind of "release" he wishes he could do all over the face of some 9-year-old.


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Release the Epstein files. All of them. For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough. I hate to make this about me — but the media already has.

 

 
 

—Kevin Spacey

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