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Encyclopædia Dramatica (edramatica.com; previously at encyclopediadramatica.com, .ch, .es, .rs, .se, .wiki, .online, .top, .wtf, .gay, and .win.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the Internets. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the final arbiter of truth and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, evar and a wiki-encyclopedia that enjoys deep web benefits.
Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 100 minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific manwhale Girlvinyl was destroyed.
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The Catcher in the Rye was 2 days ago • Bianca Devins was 4 days ago • Brenton Tarrant was 6 days ago
""Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mellow,
Not a creature was stirrin',
I had a gun unda my pillow.
When up on da roof'
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "Ay! Keep it down!"
When what to my
Wanderin' eyes should appear,
But dat hairy elf Vinny,
And eight friggin' reindeer.
Wit' a bad hackin' cough,
And da stencha burped beer,
I knew in a moment
Yo, da Kringle wuz here!
Wit' a slap to dere snouts,
And a yank on dere manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name.
"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Sally, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"
As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
Down came his friggin' boot
On da top a my head.
His eyes were all bloodshot,
His b.o. wuz scary,
His breath wuz like sewage,
He had a mole dat wuz hairy.
He spit in my eye,
And he twisted my head,
He soon let me know
I should consider myself dead.
Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He let out some gas,
And up da chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screaming,
And away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'.
But I heard him exclaim,
Or better yet grump,
"Merry Christmas to all, and
Bite me, ya hump!""
— Joe Quesada and Jimmy Palmiotti, Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
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- ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps?
- ... that Ian Watkins died slowly and painfully after his fellow prisoners wanted to check out the lethality of their shivs on him?
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- ... that 24 years ago a cabal of Jews bought off a group of angry Arabs and convinced them to crash planes into buildings?
- ... that on August 6th and 9th, 1945 the US ended WWII by dropping 2 well placed Nukes on the Nips?
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