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Elon Musk is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer cologne that costs $500 and makes you smell like a goat's ballsack for several months. Born in South Africa on June 28, 1971, Elon Reeve Musk is a 53-year-old billionaire entreprettention whore and IRL supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of Al Gore and the alt-right and—much like The Avatar—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the political/autism spectrum while barely even trying. He clipped the twitter bird's wings, then he/she/they/xe became an X. He let go several employees at the twatter/X headquarters and raped them goodbye.
As the CEO of Tesla Motors, Elon Musk was long believed to just be another typical liberal treefucker who never shuts up about global warming and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of retarded dolphins who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through six pack rings. While it is true that Elon doesn't STFU about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin suicide or Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally.
Elon is also the founder and CEO of SpaceX, a space travel company that he founded in 2002 with the intentions of colonizing Mars and then annihilating the entirety of South Africa with high-velocity moon rocks to get revenge on the people who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny white pussy in South Africa.
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