Fort Lauderdale airport shooting

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Esteban Santiago Ruiz
Born	March 16, 1990 (35 years old)
Nationality:	Beaner
Occupation	Security guard, Railfan
Highscore	Killed 5, injured 42 (6 by gunfire)
Top 50?	What would you expect from a beaner?
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No
Motive	Train worship, Pro-Spic, Schizophrenia

Esteban Santiago Ruiz was a Train obsessed retard, who, unfortunately able to obtain a firearm, bought a one way ticket to Florida with his hideous Walther PPQ handgun so he could zerg Rush people at the airport because shooting up an airport will certainly free Puerto Rico

Background

Esteban, like basically everything fucking terrible, was born in Jew Jersey. He served in the Alaskan army for god knows why. Ruiz legally checked his handgun as baggage (Yes, it's perfectly fine to bring firearms into the airport as long as certain restrictions are met.), but instead snuck on a Delta Airlines^✡ flight instead of doing the legal thing and flying on the airlines for the lower races (think Spirit, Southwest, and Frontier). Before the shooting, Ruiz claimed that the CIA^✡ forced him into ISIS^☪ discord servers, and that the Government^✡ was putting voices in his head. Unfortunately this lunatic beaner (is there any other kind?) was still allowed to own his gun despite all of this, in addition to beating his wife. Ruiz unfortunately successfully mated with another Latina, and has a son. While being interviewed, Ruiz admitted to these voices, but told the interrogators that he didn't plan to harm anyone, despite literally committing a mass shooting at a crowded airport hours earlier.

Shooting

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Walther PPS	a pug-level inbred version of the not hideous P99 series 30-35 Damage
Perk 1: Puerto Rican Nationalist	3x damage to the American colonizers. Viva la revolucion1!
Perk 2: Train Autism	4x damage to everyone, since he shot up an airport
Spell: Schizophrenia	2x Damage to everything, even the player

Tiroteo masivo en el aeropuerto

Ruiz walked down to the baggage claim in Terminal 2, the baggage claim for Delta and Air Canada. He then retrieved his handgun from his baggage, and then nonchalantly walked for a few seconds before shooting at everyone for no reason. The gunfire killed 5 and injured 6 more. All 5 victims were boomers going to some retarded cruise. However, his accuracy ratings sank to crazy lows when a bunch of faggots got themselves injured by not knowing what to do when someone starts shooting at you in the airport. Esteban only fired 15 rounds during the whole attack, which means he got over 4 casualties per bullet. The shooting was quickly stopped when a pig ran over to the site of the gunfire and V& Ruiz 85 seconds after the shooting, which prompted Ruiz to lay down like a dog and surrender without a fight.

Aftermath

After the shooting, Ruiz was not sentenced to death due to a debate on whether Boomers count as humans, so he was indefinitely sent to the Access port to Hell known as Tuscon. The inn in Alaska in which he resided, The Qupqugiaq Inn, was investigated, and 175 people who knew Ruiz were interviewed. Scott Israel^✡ (Not even trying, lol) claimed that there was nothing they could do to stop the shooting. Israel also called for a ban on Assault rifles, even though the gun used was a subcompact pistol. Try again faggot. Obama and Trump both condemned the shooting, stating that if you were to commit a shooting on an airport, you'd do a better job.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20 42 injuries
Accuracy:	2/20 What the fuck were you doing
Style:	20/20 Shot up a literal airport
Butthurt:	15/20 Killed people going on a cruise, lmfao
Bonus:	2/20 Cool, just be less of a federal asset next time
Total Score: 47/100 (F+)

Panic! at the airport See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

See Also

• 9/11
• CIA
• Puerto Rico
• Spics

External Links

• TOW coverage

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