Beijing Birthday Bash

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Tian Mingjian
Born	September 20, 1964
Died	September 20, 1994 (aged 30)
Nationality:	Xue Hua Piao Piao
Highscore	Killed 28, injured 80
Top 50?	17th
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, sniped
Motive	Pro-life terrorism, birthday celebration

Tian Mingjian was a 30-year-old soldier from West Taiwan. He worked for the Chinese army for 10 years. He was supposedly an extremely gifted sharpshooter. How exactly did the glorious CCP reward Tian? The camp's birth control officer forced his wife to get an abortion because of the one child policy, even though the two wanted a boy. Tian's wife was 7 months pregnant at the time of finding out, and the abortion would end up raping her to death. Tian was very butthurt over this, mainly due to his wife being killed by the very army that employed him, so he plotted an attack that would cause lulz even after three decades.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Norinco Type-81	Weird chink gun, imagine if the SKS and the AK fucked each other +25 Damage
Spell: Azn	Intelligence stat increases a half more Surrendering stats increases a third more Aiming increases due to his math skillz

Attack

Tian planned his birthday celebration a week in advance. He asked his superior for access to a rifle so he could show him something. The next day, he secretly grabbed the Type-81 assault rifle from the hiding spot. He then shot his coworkers, raping several of them and almost raping several more before carjacking a Jeep and driving it to the city center. There, the driver crashed the vehicle, so Tian killed him and began firing on random civilians and pedestrians while making his way to the embassy district which included an Iranian diplomat named Yousef Mohammadi Pishknari^☪ and his son, who were both killed in the attack. By then, over 9000 Police were dispatched to the scene to attempt to get Tian V&. They surrounded Tian around Yabao road and engaged in a shootout, where Tian killed some of da peegs. During the shootout, a retarded bus driver got scared and stopped the bus in the middle of the crossfire, which resulted in even more noobs getting pwned. During the gunfight, tian was then forced to run into an alleyway where he was shot by a sniper. At the end, 28 people were killed, and over 80 people were hurt. He also had fired only 180 shots during the incident.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	28/20 Epic
Accuracy:	5/20 What a letdown
Style:	20/20 Revenge on the CCP
Butthurt:	20/20 Makes Xi the Pooh and other Ching Chong leaders afraid to this day
Bonus:	20/20 Terrorist attack for a birthday celebration, lol
Total Score: 93/100 (A+)

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Aftermath

To this day, the exact amount of casualties remains unknown. of the around 80 who were injured, most were injured so severely that doctors assumed the death toll would rise to 40 or 50. In fact, the butthurt that the incident generated was so severe that the CCP shut down western media coverage and banned coverage of the incident. The government gave medals to many officials who dealt with the æpic birthday celebration shooting, and the evil murderer who killed this generous man while he was giving out gifts to the attendees of his party. Shame on you, China.

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See Also

• Woo Bum-kon - Squid Game nigger, did much better than Tian.
• Mutsuo Toi - Tian almost beat this Jap.
• Zhaodong Massacre - Next year's massacre.

External Links

• TOW coverage
• Murderpedia

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