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Aaron Alexis
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WARNING! Around blacks, never relax! |
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| Aaron Alexis | |
| Born | May 9, 1979 |
| Died | September 16, 2013 (aged 34) |
| Nationality | Basketball Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 12, injured 9 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by police |
| Motive | Idklol |
Aaron Alexis was a Buddhist basketball person and pretty cool guy who on September 16, 2013, pwned the Washington Navy Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious peelz. As with every other nigger, he was born and raised in da hood. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 assault rifle despite the fact he only used a rusted sawed-off Remington 870 shotgun and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard who was too occupied with tossing the salad.
One day, he received an email from his crew-member, who was none other than Obama; conveniently titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 9000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus. Overall, just another wanna-be Chris Dorner attempting to get on the score-boards but failed (despite the fact he killed x3 more people than Dorner did). In the aftermath of the shooting, Jack Thompson was quick to blame Dorner's actions on the newly released Grand Theft Auto V, despite no evidence existing presenting Alexis as a GTA V player or even a player of video games at all. Despite getting 12 frags, in a military base no less, Aaron was a nigger, so the media was quick to overlook the story. See, only white people are capable of committing a mass shooting and you can bet your ass old media will manipulate the facts to make it seem this way.
Background
Can't have a mass workplace shooting without a psychopath being the mastermind of it all, amirite? Immediately after the event, mainstream media had appropriately declared that Aaron was appearing to be suffering from what they assumed was a mental illness prior to the massacre, ranging from allegedly being a victim of harassment to hearing voices in his head which encouraged him significantly. Extremely low frequency electromagnetic waves was a large chunk of this encouragement, stating that it was what he had been "subjected to in the past 3 months", and what eventually led to the rampage killings.
Other problems occurred throughout August 2013 (one month before the shootings) including naval police being called to his hotel room on August 4 and discovering that Aaron had taken apart his entire bed, believed someone was hiding under it, and observed that he had taped a microphone to the ceiling to record the voices of people that were apparently following him, plus showing up at an emergency room on August 23 to whine that he was experiencing insomnia and was properly treated for it in a Virginia medical center located in Washington D.C. on August 28, where he told doctors he was not depressed and was not actively thinking of harming others.
Gameplay footage
Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base.
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 12/20 3 injured, |
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| Accuracy: | 17/20 |
| Style: | 20/20 You're brave as fuck to play on Nightmare Mode. |
| Butthurt: | 16/20 Nobody cares about black people, at least the news doesn't. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 OG black genepool purifier. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
A challenger appears!
Almost six years after Aaron went postal, fellow batshit insane schizo DeWayne Craddock went for the high score in Virginia Beach. He couldn't beat Cho on the Virginia servers, but he succeeded at breaking Aaron's Americunt nigger record by wounding 1 extra person.
But upon further examination, there are numerous similarities between Aaron and DeWayne that lead us to believe that DeWayne Craddock may have been the ghost of Aaron Alexis all along.
- Both were born in the late 1970s (Aaron in 1979, DeWayne in 1978).
- Both went postal at their former workplaces.
- Both sent 12 cumskins back to the lobby.
- Both were niggers.
- Both were bald.
- Both were killed by cops.
- Both were the deadliest Americunt mass shooters of their respective years (DeWayne was for 2 months until the El Paso shooting).
None of this matters, because even if they weren't the same person, it's obvious that all niggers are the same anyway.
See also
- 2013
- Crimes
- Chris Dorner - The precursor to Aaron.
- Dallas Police Shootings - The sequel.
- DeWayne Craddock - The third movie that no one remembers.
- Fort Hood - Another mass shooting that happened at a military base four years before.
- High Score
- Jewnited States of Americunts
- Job
- Mark Essex - OG nigger mass shooter.
- Mass Murder
- Mass Shooting
- Military
- Murder
- Nigger
- Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar - Beat him as High score Nigga champion
- Washington, D.C.
External links
| Aaron Alexis is part of a series on Dying Alone
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