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Dimitrious Gargasoulas
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| Dimitrious 'Jimmy' Gargasoulas | |
| Nationality: | Ausfailian 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured more than 30 |
| Top 50? | 37th |
| Style | Grand Theft Auto (without guns) |
| An Hero? | No |
Dimitrious 'Jimmy' Gargasoulas is a 26-year-old guaranteed-to-be-an-aspie Ausfailian muslim who on the January 20th 2017, stole a car from some old fuck, drove it to the city of Melbourne with police following him, drove in circles outside the Flinders Street Station then drive on the footpath killing 5 people and injuring more than 30 creating lulz.
Timeline
4 January 2017
- Dimitrious Gargasoulas gets fined for related reasons but is granted bail for a January 20th court date.
18 January 2017
- Dimitrious Gargasoulas attacks his mother's ex-partner by pushing a bible to his face and stealing his car.
19 January 2017
- 9:26pm Gargasoulas goes to a bar in St Kilda and posting on his Facebook profile "Thinking. About what to do with them lol."
- 10pm: Dimitrious Gargasoulas was not allowed to enter the bar as the staff thought he might blow the entire bar up.
20 January 2017
- 12:30am: Dimitrious Gargasoulas returns to the bar and smashes glasses and plates.
- 2:15am: Police gets called after a report of two men fighting (one of them Dimitrious Gargasoulas), but when the police arrived, both Dimitrious and the victim left.
- 8:04am: Dimitrious Gargasoulas is spotted in the background of a live news report and waves his hat at the camera.
- 11:30am: Police follow the car Dimitrious Gargasoulas was in, but because police officers love coffee and donuts, they failed to catch up to him.
- 1:30pm: Dimitrious Gargasoulas does "wheelies" outside the Flinders Street Station, blocking traffic.
- 1:33 pm: Police finally catched their asses up to Dimitrious Gargasoulas.
- 1:35 pm: Dimitrious Gargasoulas gets away from the police by driving onto the footpath, running everyone over until he crashed.
- 1:37 pm: Police then have no choice but to use a gun to shoot Dimitrious Gargasoulas in the arm and drag him out of the car.
- 2:30pm: Off Dimitrious Gargasoulas goes to
jailthe hospital for medical treatment. - 3:20 pm: Police say the incident was not terror related.
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 5/20 (More than 30 Injured) |
| Accuracy: | 15/20 |
| Style: | 12/20 The Fast And The Furious |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 People begging for him to get the death penalty |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Caused the biggest part in the city to close |
| Total score: 67/100 (D+) | |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Gallery
Jimmy About missing Pics
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He wanted to drive that, but (sadly) couldn't. -
Clearly screaming that one line. -
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External links
- Even his parents wishes him to die!
His Facebook profile
(archive)- His other Facebook profile (unused)
His YouTube channel (inactive for years)
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