Vailskibum94

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Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.

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Vailskibum94
Powerword	Unknown
Born	March 16, 1999 (26 years old)
Nationality	Americunt
Occupation	YouTuber
Gender	Male
JewTube	Vailskibum
Years active	2013-present

Vailskibum94 is some 26-year-old nobody from California who is yet another spawn from the depths of YouTube's cartoon commentators. While this person is might seem different from all the other cartoon spergs, believe us when we say he isn't different.

'Cause he isn't.

How he began

In the year 2013, Vail began his journey on cartoon commentary. He gained notoriety for his constant talk and lore about Gravity Falls. After it ended in 2016, Vail said "fuck it" and decided to focus on other cartoons.

How to make a FailskiCuck94 video

So, you want to make a video similar to this faggot, huh? Well then you'd better start following these steps and you'll ~~be successful~~ make anyone near you want to die in no time. we'll do a gaming related video for an example.

Hire the shittiest video editor you can find.
Find the lowest-quality backgrounds possible, especially ones related to the thing your talking about.
Show off a thing that everyone already knows about (i.e.: the Jak 3 fly glitch or the Super Mario Odyssey jump-rope glitch)
Capture the footage in 144p
Monetize it for the jew gold
Follow the same steps someone else did in their own video
Repeat endlessly because only 13-year-olds will watch you and not criticize you.
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PROFIT!!!!!!!111

How Vail takes criticism

Like almost everyone in the cartoon community, Vailskibum94 (by no surprise) can't take criticism unless it from a fan of his. Every response of Vail's goes like this: Find video, don't bother watching the video, make a 57 paragraph response, forget the video, repeat with every video hating him. Its very clear that Vail is trying to copy his senpai, Mr. Enter because without him, Vail wouldn't be anywhere close to popular.

People's opinions on him

Enterbots eventually caught on to Vail, and called him out for being just a prissy man, just like Enter. Vail has received a lot of criticisms from fellow YouTubers due to how his videos are being claimed misleading, short and of bad quality.

How Vailskibum is similar to other cartoon community members

He copies Enter, which makes the Enterbots hate him (but they give PhantomStrider a pass).
He speaks in a generic/edgy voice, making his already unwatchable videos even more unwatchable.
He is always concerned about kids having morals in cartoons because delusional cartoon fags like Vail think that children are retarded enough to not know the difference better fantasy and reality.
He talks about stuff that other cartoon spergs have already covered.

What he frequently talks about

Gravity Falls, notable for being what his channel used to be about until the series' end
SpongeBob SquarePants, to the point where it's the ONLY thing he talks about nowadays
The Loud House, but not to the same extent as the aforementioned two
Danganronpa, though not "talking" about it per se, things related to it appear in many of his videos
Everything by Butch Hartman sans T.U.F.F. Puppy Doesn't give a shit about Butch since the Oaxis controversy.
Cartoon Network, especially Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, and Teen Titans Go! (especially since the release of the movie)