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Mutsuo Toi

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Mutsuo Toi
Born March 5, 1917
Died May 21, 1938 (aged 21)
Nationality: Japanese  
Highscore Killed 30, injured 3
Top 50? 13th
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes - Did it with a shotgun
Motive Tuberculosis, Virgin with rage


Mutsuo Toi (Nipponese: 国家英雄, born March 5, 1917) was the pre-WW2 predecessor of Marc Lépine, George Sodini, and Elliot Rodger, who after being rejected by all the girls due to his advanced tuberculosis, decided that enough was enough and decided to attempt a massacre in the ultimate Japanese fashion! Armed with a katana and a shotgun, this handsome 21-year-old stud went on to the make the world proud by using an actual Katana for some of his numerous kills; like a motherfucking ninja, bitch! His use of the shotgun is typical of an authentic Samurai as well. You don't think this guy is a ninja? Well you are just wrong, man. Even that frikkin' ninja dude from Metal Gear Solid is nothing compared to Mutsuo and you know it. At the time the massacre took place, his was the best in history. This extreme act of pwnage's highscore was only ever beaten by professional psychos:Cho Seung-Hui (32 kills), Panya Khamrab (36 kills), William Unek (36 kills), Omar Mateen (49 kills), Woo Bum-kon (56 kills), Stephen Paddock (60 kills) and Anders Breivik (77 kills).

Background

dressed for success.

Before great acts of justice, this brave gentleman, dressed without a fedora (because they weren't invented yet), tried to get into teh vagina by using the ancient Japanese custom of Yobai. Yobai is where you sneaked into a house, in the hopes that the occupant wanted to fuck you. Seriously, look it up. We'll wait...


...But because his terrible tuberculosis (incurable, and terminal at the time) cough scared away all the delightful young unwed Japanese whores; before he could creampie them, he never got to shoot his load. It is only natural that he would become depressed. This meant only option:

Ninja Gaiden IRL

This motherfucker was a goddamn ninja. To initiate his bloodbath cleansing, he started by literally beheading his grandmother with an axe (shit was so cash), because it was the best way to avoid putting any shame upon her, as she was the on who raised him when he was a kid. And it only got better from there! Yes.. This guy cut off the entire power to the village (Far Cry style), and then mounted two flashlights to his head. Entering every house in sight, he racked up his KDR by either blasting people with his trusty Remington pump shotgun, or just slicing them in half with a katana like a true jap warrior. It ended when he committed harakiri, like the gookers who pwn'd Pearl Harbor back in dubya dubya 2, and when Kurt Cobain took a swash of the Shotgun mouthwash. Mutsuo committed suicide in a true honorable fashion; by shooting himself in the chest instead of his head, ensuring that he would suffer a lot of pain before he was put 6 ft under. The act of an hero brought his total tally up to 31, including himself.

Load Out

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Remington M11 shotgun
  • A regular shotgun used among the common-folk. A solid weapon. 30 Damage.
  • Secondary: Axe
  • Your typical, run of the mill axe. Perfect for beheading grandma. 45 Damage, -15 speed.
  • Secondary: Katana
  • Expertly crafted Nipponese Steel designed to deal death. 20 Damage, +10 speed.
  • Perk 1: Ninpo
  • A set of espionage and martial arts skills best utilized under the darkness of the night. Grants +7 speed and +20 critical hit until dusk.
  • The rage of a virgin that burns with the power of 100 suns. Grants +5 to all stats until bloodlust is satiated.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 30/20
Accuracy: 18/20 30 killed, 3 injured
Style: 25/20 Ninja Style (5 extra points!)
Butthurt: 14/20
Bonus: 17/20
Total Score: 104/100 (S)
I'm a ninja, believe it!
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