Patryk Kornatowski

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Patryk Kornatowski
Born	April 10, 2007 (19 years old)
Nationality	Britfag-Polack
Gender	Male
Occupation	Internet lolcow
Sexuality	Inflatable Fetishist, Pedophile, and Zoophile
Weight	400 pounds and going.

Patryk Kornatowski (also known as TardChick on ED) is a fat, autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on various sites, including the 3DMM forums, Soyjak.party, Kiwi Farms, and even Encyclopedia Dramatica! He is known to have been on the Internet since he was a young lad; this is due to the incompetency of his parents and their inability to give a shit about their son. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the 1990s to jacking off to inflation art.

His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable orca he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with.

Besides his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, that he would get bullied in by the other retards. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey salesman for his company, Goldendrops. His dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him.

3DMM

His first recorded online presence was his time on the 3DMM forums, where he would do things like pretend to be Chris Chan and Jesus Christ himself for whatever reason.

He first joined under the name, PatryktheCoolKid and engaged in things like arguing with other fat autistic retards in the 3DMM discord server, or posting his love for Miku and his extensive body pillow collection. He was so infamous on the site at the time they created Patrykstan, a fictional country where Patryk was the supreme ruler or something. This era is also when a lot of classic Patryk-related media was being made.

After doxing another user he was finally banned, leading him to create over 9000 alt accounts to spam post edgy slurs to own the admins. This would be a one-sided battle, with Patryk making numerous accounts just for the mods to ban each one; this eventually led the owner of the site to step in and IP ban him.

Discord

His use of Discord would especially ramp up after his ban from 3DMM, as he is a lonely faggot with no friends. Patryk is attention-starved, and therefore very trollable, leading to him doing humiliating to appease trolls on various Discord servers. Patryk's complete lack of self-awareness and brain cells would also be the cause of much embarrassment on his part. In one instance, he claimed to another EDD user that he was only 170 pounds, failing to realize that his scaled was set to kilograms.

Shit, Piss, and Cum

After being banned from a discord server, a mod told him if he smeared shit on himself and did a Cherokee battle cry he would be unbanned. Instead of going outside for once, Patryk chose to smear his fat rolls with feces; thankfully, this has been immortalized in video form for years to come. More mishaps related to bodily fluids would take place, this time with him drinking his own piss and cum. Though the former was not archived, it was self-admitted on his Kiwi Farms thread.

Muslim Prayer

After getting banned once again, he was told to do a Muslim prayer and repent to the mods on video to be let back in. Unsurprisingly, he did it.

Again, instead of getting off the computer and finding a job that accepts fat retards, he would try to own the trolls by posting his underaged penis in these Discord servers in an attempt to get them banned; this was not something new, as he also did this on 3DMM. Being fat and retarded, Patryk failed to realize that the mods could simply delete the image and take away his perms. Another time, he tried to get perms back in a server by attempting to hang himself with a towel, but due to his neck's sheer girth, he was unable to.

One of his favorite online cesspools is Gondal, an autist legion of Pat-storian retards. The users of the server will always find a way to follow Pat to whatever website he goes to. If you see Patryk, expect Gondal users to follow suit.

Encyclopedia Dramatica

This is the person calling you nigger on the Internet.

“   do a flip   „     —Dropdatwat sending his farewell.     “   cheers buddy i aint rwding all that shit bye nigga lolmao   „     —Minty's response to him leaving (nobody really cared). Previous Quote | Next Quote

After being laughed out of other communities, he came to ED for refuge. What did he get out of it? Nigger admin abuse of course! After being banned from the Encyclopedia Dramatica forums for a bit, Patryk got on EDD and began posting videos of him breaking a Looney Tunes toy, yelling at his mom to shut the fuck up after she told him to keep it down, and threatening to slash his wrist with scissors if he wasn't unbanned. This was a lot of people on ED's first reaction to him.

He would be Hugboxed for a while when he initially joined, which is why you hear him sometimes say he used to be respected on Encyclopedia Dramatica. The truth is that no one wanted to be the guy bullying a literal downie child. After he turned 18, his presence became more sad and annoying then anything. Growing fed up with him, he was continuously mod abused to get epic reactions out of him. This would be at the hands of several different mods and jannies, but his least favorites were Likeicare, Maysam, and the bane of his existence, Chuj. He would have his avatar customized with Boku No Pico flare, renamed from TardChick to the more fitting LardChick, and given numerous fatass badges. The greatest achievement made by admins came from an idea by EDiot Jew, Tasuviyo, and that was making his face into the "fat" reaction; you can now use it react to all of Quence's posts. After a lot of Nigger Admin Abuse, he made a thread saying that if he didn't get left alone, he would commit a mass shooting. Once again, nobody cared, and he faced more abuse.

Because of this, and other Ediots growing hatred of him, he posted a final thread ( Archive) and left. Disregard that he's still lurking and is seething at the fact I'm making this article lol. Sadly, in June of 2026, he returned to EDF. To no one's surprise, not a single person missed or wanted him back. When asked, he confessed it was because he's a sad lonely retard with no friends. So, if you were looking to troll him, spam his profile with gay shit and watch him reply to each one with some TLDR sentence about how you're making his life miserable.

Since our little piggy is obsessed with his own self-image, he's been advocating for this page to be taken down; he has been constantly checking to see if people have edited the article, as well as using his autism to memorize the file names on the page.

The c0mp Leaks

On May 30th, 2026, a user on the forums joined to share his findings from fellow ED user c0mp's, Discord server. The server was a hivemind of gooners who fapped to anthro animals, which is obvious in retrospect, due to the fact that Discord was involved. The thing is, c0mp, as well other users in the server, are actually into real animals, and something called, "feral", which is the furry equivalent of lolicon. Patryk was in this server, and posted occasionally.

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  C0mp's profile
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  And hey it's our favorite piggy posting in the server!

On July 23, 2026, someone who works with Patryk's dad found this article, alerting his parents.

Soyjak.party

Like other shunned retarded faggots of ED past, Patryk would briefly post on Soyjak.party after his departure. It was not long before his past actions and autism got the best of him, and he also lost this as a safe space. During his stay, he would unintentionally leak his email address after putting it in the subject box instead of the email field.

At some point, soyteens found an old post of his containing Rugrats loli porn. This would lead to another shunning.

You can still find him today using soyspeak, because in his mind, he's still a soyteen.

Kiwi Farms

Patryk would find out about his KF thread, and would come onto the site to attention whore. He mainly stuck to his, and the Soyjak.party threads, but he was banned from the site after they found out he had previously posted Rugrats porn. This stint on KF would get him a connection with Vinluv Anton Handesbukia. After bonding over being fat autistic lolcows on twitter, they became buttbuddies.

Instagram

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After Christmas, Patryk would receive an anime girl mask as a gift. He would then film a video where in he dances with the mask on, getting winded by just setting his phone up. This video would go viral on TikTok and Instagram, exposing him to people who were formerly unaware of him. Most, if not everyone, began to troll him, realizing they could make him the next character for a shitty lolcow video essay. Gondalians tried to prevent this by telling him the popularity he was getting was at his expense, but after a random ween was able to get in contact with him and convince they totally were laughing with him, he kept the videos up. You can still find him today, bragging about this; he is still yet to realize that half the comments call him a fat pig and the rest say someone should check his harddrive.

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LOOK AT THE PIGGY GO!

Did I mention Patryk Kornatowski is a pedophile?

Videos

Shit Video

Rape de baby

Leaving Gondal

He was bought food and didn't care, even his parents ate some.

Tries to hang himself

Tongue

Cry about it

Beastality

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Praise be to allah.

Prayer Pt. 2

He loves young anime girls

Piss drinking

Very special video for Couscous

You can now hire a Patryk lookalike for a lap dance

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  Pat baking goods in special needs class.
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  Similar to the Instagram video, this image has become so popular it's transcended him.
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  Cosplaying the nigga from Gummo (He admitted to never watching the movie.)

One of his "beats".

Dox

He gave this out willingly:

2 Amberhill, NG5 5TL, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire UK.

See Also

• ED20 - He posts his own shitty animation here.
• Chris Chan - His role model.
• Boku No Pico - A personal favorite of his.
• QueenAurora - His female counterpart.
• Unwarranted Self-Importance
• Pedophile
• Horrorcow
• Donald Buffkin - He alogs him even tho Donald mogs.
• Asa Coon - Patryk if he ever went through with it.
• Ricky Burwick - Trollguarded Pat in his Discord server.
• TCC Shitting Up ED - He was added as a section due to his love for Eric and Dylan.

External Links

• husia.siusia
•  XitterP
• patrykkornatowski
• Email: [email protected]
• autisticbritishjackass_reborn
• His self-compiled archive on Archive.org
• LardChick
• His intro thread to EDF
• Thread where the fat reaction is made
• KF thread, can only be accessed if you have an account
• KF account, banned for being a pedophile
• OnionFarms account
• Soundcloud account
• Alt SC
•  thetiktokautist
•  patrykkornatowsk9 - Modern TikTok account.
• Newgrounds account
• Patryk's Slick n' Cozy 90s HTML Website
• Spacehey account
• Ironywiki Account
• Columbine forum account
• Patrykstan Wiki Baleeted
• His dad's website.

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