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Shuaiby

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Shuaiby is actually a tranny.

     Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


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Shuaiby
Real name Shuaib Aslam
Born February 29, 2000
Died March 14, 2018 (aged 18)
Nationality Americunt  
Former residence Stockton, California
Current residence Hell (Suicide is haram)
Motive Pisslam
Autism
Supreme Faggot
R9gay

Shuaiby (Powerword: Shuaib Aslam) was an 18-year-old paki/sandnigger gay furry weeb, and active /r9k/ poster, who surrounded himself with anime figurines and whose bedroom wall was littered with anime posters. His death was the catalyst for #bussygate and also caused arguments in his Muslim mudslime family. Unsurprisingly, he was also an avid redditor and Vocaloid fan.

In March of 2018, he livestreamed himself becoming an hero via shotgun-mouthwash. The video, simply titled 'Hey,' has since been removed from YouTube, but has been saved and shared around the Internet. Another notable thing about his YouTube channel is that he was subscribed to the Supreme Gentleman, Elliot Rodger.

Shuaiby was the catalyst for a conspiracy involving Reiko, another /r9k/ user who blackmailed retards who sent their nudes in his femboy Discord server. Others say he was going to be shipped back to Sand Nigger Land to be married to his cousin. He had considered shooting up his school in 2016 but decided to do the right thing and an hero instead. Ironically, Shuaiby shot and killed himself on the day of the national school walkout for gun control, and on the same day Stephen Hawking died! You may feel bad for if you watch the video without context. Don't worry, Shuaiby was just another whiny soyboy faggot and the world is better off without him.

Boom headshot!
Shuaiby stanning Elliot Rodger, the patron saint of /r9k/

Ode to a retarded, gullible, tranny faggot

They told that faggot Shuaiby,

All his problems would be solved,

With Hormone Replacement Therapy.

They were his only friends,

He was no longer lonely

Until that fateful day,

He ran out of money.

Stuck halfway between trap and man,

Aborted corpse of Cthulhu fhtagn,

He is now alone again,

Alone forever burning in hell.

If you're thinking of transitioning,

Remember the fate of Shuaiby

And choose to stop living.

An hero now you fucking faggots.

   
 
"I swing the door open and step into the classroom. 'Sorry I'm late'... Some of the girls are crying. I shoot the crying ones first."
 

 
 

—Shuaiby's School Shooting Fanfiction

The video

Dab on them groomers!

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