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Guy Edward Bartkus
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| Guy Edward Bartkus | |
| Born | September 23, 1999 |
| Died | May 17, 2025 (aged 25) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Computer technician |
| Highscore | Injured 4 |
| Top 50? | Gee, what could the answer be? |
| Style | Bomberman |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Emo Sandy Hook wannabe |
Guy Edward Bartkus
was a computer specialist, Reddit atheist, and militant edgelord (this fucking guy literally had the "I never asked to be born" mindset, lol) who, on May 17, 2025, decided he had enough of his shitty, pointless life and decided to commit a suicide attack at a public space during off hours.
Aside from himself, his actions have failed to kill anything except r/Efilism, so all-in-all nothing of value was lost.
Background
Audio Manifesto
Too long; didn't listen - Just another overprivileged cracker making up problems because he couldn't meet society's most basic demands.
Attack
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On a quiet late morning, a large explosion blasted through a fertility clinic and injured four people. The culprit, Guy Bartkus, was on a mission of protesting against the disease that is life, but what he didn't know is that he died failing at practically everything. For starters, he planned on livestreaming the bombing by setting up a tripod with a camera, but the footage failed to upload to his website. He planned on destroying the entire clinic but somehow missed the embryos and medical equipment. His injured victims weren't even staff members at the IVF clinic because they only operated on weekdays. He would've gotten better luck if he had done a mass shooting like a normal person.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 What a failure |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 What the fuck were you doing? |
| Style: | 10/20 Proved gun control doesn't work |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Wasn't with guns so everyone forgot |
| Bonus: | 0/20 People who do good get bonuses, not you |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- Adam Lanza - Another antinatalist who Guy cited as an inspiration.
- Emo
- Guy Fawkes - Another failed bomber with the same first name.
- John Earnest - Another faggot who only caused 4 casualties in California, but managed to kill one of them.
- Matthew Livelsberger - A more pathetic car bomber who didn't get a single kill.
- Nashville Bombing - X2
- Robert Lewis Dear - The exact opposite of Guy.
- Timothy McVeigh - Someone who did it right.
- Zizians
External Links
TOW coverage
WPD coverage- WPD account (login required)
Archive of his main YT channel
His explosives channel- His Reddit account
- His website
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