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Average Genshin Impact player in their natural environment

Genshin Impact is a generic JRPG shat out by Chinks for PC, Gaystation, and mobile in the same year they caused Corona. The gameplay is your average RPG fodder, consisting of running around aimlessly, bullying innocent bystanders into submission, and skipping 99% of the amazing dialogue. No wonder why this game got so many awards. The target audience are well-adjusted members of society and financially resposible adults like Tectone that want to spend their own money on the game to gamble for fictional characters.

Mihoyo Hoyoverse, the creator of this shitshow, gained millions of dollars upon release, however the game is still exacly the same it's always been with nothing to do. However, the most fun part about the game is its brainwashed fanbase full of screeching, toxic, room temperature IQ, LGBTQ supporting faggots that defend their perfect fictional waifus/husbandos from the evil forces of Twatter and YouTube.

Plot

You and your twin are travelling through worlds, until some random god defeats you both and sends you into a 500 year coma. Upon waking, you fish out your annoying tutorial companion called Navi Paimon that's secretly a parrot because she literally repeats every story point 99 times for you as if you were a brainless ape. You then look for your twin, defeating some slimes and local enemies on your way, and learn that the land of Teyvat you're in needs your help to stop Fatui from stealing everyone's Gnosises.

After that, you cross the 7 continents of Teyvat, getting raped by tentacle monsters and murdering innocent bystanders.

Gameplay

If you haven't already completed all story and exploration yet, all you do is participate in events - farming, photography, other useless nonsense, and maybe some fighting if you're lucky enough.


Characters

Everyone's reaction to Paimon
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Klee: popular with people guilty of sex crime
  • Klee - Klee is a fire character that is popular with Pedophiles, Lesbians, and Transfilth because they like her small, Childlike stature which means she can be easily overpowered by an adult and be forced to take all their Monkey Gravy on her face or have her face held down into a Dike's crotch until she gets the idea that she is supposed to eat the snail. For these freaks, they get the best of both worlds because mentally she is 7 but physically she is At least 100. If you really want to see how low these degenerates will go, just do a Hashtag Search for Klee on Twitter, during Halloween and read thoughts from these Sick fucks detailing how'd they'd get her into their House/Basement, by promising her really good candy or money, and what'd they'd do once she's in their house and under their power.

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