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Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage

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—Espen Andersen Bråthen, prophet of Allah

Espen Andersen Bråthen
Born October 18, 1983 (41 years old)
Nationality: Danish  
Highscore Killed 5, injured 3
Top 50? Nee
Style FPS/Hack'N'Slash mixture, Single player
An Hero? Nei


Espen Andersen Bråthen is some 41-year old fjord nigger from Denmark went who postal in a small town near Oslo, Norway on October 13, 2021. He decided guns were overrated and instead of using them like your average ”rampage” killer, this fucking goy played the CS:Kongsberg map on high difficult by using a superior Norse engineered bow and arrow to rack up the points. Realizing that arrows can't quite penetrate pigs' thick layers of donut grease, he gave up and went for good old fashioned knife-sponsored hack'n'slash. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, Nasim Aghdam, Stephan Balliet and of course, the couch cuck himself, William Atchison, so yeah, he does deserves some credit :D.

Background

Confronted by the cops in 2020, for breaking into his parents crib and threatening to kill them

Bråthen was known to be rebellious in his youth, smoking weedzes and breaking into the homes of retards, but he converted to Islam in 2015 like every other faggot who feels guilty for gay shit they did in their past. Espen Bråthen was BTFOd by his parents a few months prior to the attack for being a crazy fuck and had been under the watchful eye of Big Brother since he converted to Islam because everyone knows that ALL MUSLIMS become terrorists.

In 2017, one of Espen’s friends reported him to the police after he had postedd 2 videos online saying he was Muslim and “came with a warning”. In 2018, police notified health services about him, but they determined that he was unlikely to commit a terrorist attack, because of course they did, fucking retards.

Attack

Inspired by the words of Allah, Bråthen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the religion of peace by 420 no-scoping noob infidels Skyrim style. He broke into the homes of frail old people and stabbed them to death with a kitchen knife. One of the noobs that got pwned was a somewhat renowned metal singer named Andrea Meyer Haugen.

If convicted, Bråthen will be placed in a 5-star Norwegian prison retreat for a decade long vacation. He ended up apologizing for his actions in court like a bitch and was sentenced to compulsory mental health care.

Leaked gameplay footage of the attack.

Videos

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 5 dead, 3 injured
Accuracy: 18/20 Shot an off duty police officer in the ass, best part of the human body but should’ve went for the rack itself.
Style: 25/20 The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre.
Butthurt: 20/20 Has people arguing for both deregulation of gun control altogether and for the banning of bow and arrows.
Bonus: 20/20 Failed to convert anyone to Islam but spread Lulz across Scandinavia
Total Score: 88/100 (B)
You still will never be Anders.
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Gallery

  • At the start of his rampage
    At the start of his rampage
  • Espen being v&
    Espen being v&
  • One of his four knives
    One of his four knives
  • In his younger days
    In his younger days
  • Andrea Haugen, the fallen metal singer
    Andrea Haugen, the fallen metal singer

See Also

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