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Jussie Smollett
Jussie Langston Mikha Smollett✡ (a.k.a. That Faggot Empire Nigger) is a 42-year-old Americunt actor and professional homosexual Jewlato who is most well known for his roles as one of the black kids in The Mighty Ducks and the black guy who dies in the shower scene in Alien: Covenant. Jussie is also, to a lesser extent, known for his role as Jamal Joseph Lyon on Fox's gay hip-hop drama, Empire – a role where he isn't actually required to do any acting as a result of already being a black gay Jew IRL.
At around 2:00 a.m. in the early-morning hours of January 29, 2019, Jussie was walking the freezing streets of Chicago, Illinois, when he decided to be a retarded attention whore and become the victim of a horrific "hate crime" in which two crackers in ski masks allegedly asked him "Aren't you that faggot Empire nigger?", splashed bleach all over him in an attempt to turn him into one of them and then tossed a David Carradine necklace around his neck. Naturally, these mysterious assailants then informed Jussie that "This is MAGA country!" and vanished into the night like some sort of ninja-ass motherfuckers without getting caught on surveillance camera or finishing the lynching that they had started.
Unfortunately, Jussie apparently wasn't willing to finish lynching himself either and soon called the police to report the assault that totally, actually, really happened and definitely wasn't just another hoax designed to smear Trump supporters as a bunch of violent and racist homophobes. Despite the fact that Jussie's claims were questionable at best and most likely a complete lie, fake news media outlets and the absolute dumbfucks on Twitter quickly picked up the story and immediately believed it because Orange Man Bad. All of which is going to cause the media some big credibility problems now that Smollett has been arrested for filing a false police report (Archived: 1 2)
We are aware, however, that the lingering question you probably have is just who the fuck names their kid "Jussie"?
Jussie vs. Trump
—Jussie Smollett, calling |
The Threatening Letter
On or around January 18, 2019, a highly suspicious letter was sent to Empire studio and was addressed to Jussie Smollett. The envelope featured the term "MAGA" written on it for no apparent reason and handwriting that looked like it belonged to a 6-year-old retarded girl. The letter itself was a stereotypical cut and paste job featuring various letters from magazines that spelled out "SMOLLETT JUSSIE You WiLL d E BLaCK FAG" and featured a drawing of a stick figure that, when looked at closely, vaguely resembles the execution of Leo Frank.
The Alleged Attack
The Suspects Revealed!
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Fake News or Fake Noose
After every politician in DC and every Drumpf hater in Hollywood denounced the mysterious men who gaybashed Smollett, it was discovered that he had paid the two men $3500, presumably to act out a "fagbashing turns erotic" fantasy. Unfortunately the two men lied on Jussie and claimed that his intent was to stage a fake hate crime, which is very fashionable in the current year.
The Chicago Police are currently investigating this as a hoax, the "trajectory" of the investigation having been turned around after the two fake Nigerian men in blackface lied on Smollett who dindu nuffin. The racists and race baiters had a field day on Twitter and Trump supporters were once again proven to be wild eyed racists.
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—/r/The_Donald, calling out Jussie's |
Gallery
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Forensic science suggests that this was autographed by the same faggot who wrote the threatening letter.
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Time for some southern justice!
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Moar like no H8 crime actually happened, amirite?
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Alleged photo of Jussie's dong.
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Assbandit's Greed IV: Black Fag
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I wonder who he voted for...
See Also
External Links
- "The vicious homophobic and racist attack on Jussie Smollett shows the terrifying danger of MAGA thinking" (Archived: 1 2)
- "The Racist, Homophobic Attack on Jussie Smollett Is Far-Right America's Endgame" (Archived: 1 2)
- "Jussie Smollett’s Attack Proves Hate is Still Alive in the United States" (Archived: 1 2)
- "I'm Black and Gay. This Is Why Jussie Smollett’s Attack Hurts So Deeply" (Archived: 1 2)
- "The Jussie Smollett attack highlights the hate black gay Americans face" (Archived: 1 ⮞ File:Eugene scott - jussie smollett attack highlights hate faced by black gay americans (washington post - jan 30, 2019).png 2: File)
- "Jussie Smollett Reminds Us That Fame Doesn't Protect Queer and Trans POC" (Archived: 1 2)
- "Jussie Smollett’s Attack Is a Symptom of the Trump Era" (Archived: 1 2)
- "Far-right extremists are trying to convince people that the brutal attack on Jussie Smollett is a hoax" (Archived: 1 2)
- "Far-right extremists are claiming Jussie Smollett attack is a left-wing hoax" (Archived: 1 2)
- "Twitter search suggestions promoted right-wing smear that attack against Jussie Smollett was a hoax" (Archived: 1 2)
- "The Jussie Smollett attack is so personal for black LGBT people because we know it could have been any of us" (Archived: 1 2)
- "Is The Chicago Police Department Already Lying On Jussie Smollett?" (Archived: 1 2)
- Jussie Smollett thread on Kiwifarms.
- Jussie Smollett on Know Your Meme.
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Featured article February 13 & 14, 2019 | ||
Preceded by The Central Park Five |
Jussie Smollett | Succeeded by Korryn Gaines |