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Jussie Smollett

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Frauds are everywhere y’all.
 

 
 

—Jussie Smollett, tweeting about Jussie Smollett 1 2


"It's time, Jussie. We mustn't keep Yahweh waiting."
Jussie's horribly mutilated face after the brutal assault.

Jussie Langston Mikha Smollett (a.k.a. That Faggot Empire Nigger) is a 42-year-old Americunt actor and professional homosexual Jewlato who is most well known for his roles as one of the black kids in The Mighty Ducks and the black guy who dies in the shower scene in Alien: Covenant. Jussie is also, to a lesser extent, known for his role as Jamal Joseph Lyon on Fox's gay hip-hop drama, Empire – a role where he isn't actually required to do any acting as a result of already being a black gay Jew IRL.

At around 2:00 a.m. in the early-morning hours of January 29, 2019, Jussie was walking the freezing streets of Chicago, Illinois, when he decided to be a retarded attention whore and become the victim of a horrific "hate crime" in which two crackers in ski masks allegedly asked him "Aren't you that faggot Empire nigger?", splashed bleach all over him in an attempt to turn him into one of them and then tossed a David Carradine necklace around his neck. Naturally, these mysterious assailants then informed Jussie that "This is MAGA country!" and vanished into the night like some sort of ninja-ass motherfuckers without getting caught on surveillance camera or finishing the lynching that they had started.

Unfortunately, Jussie apparently wasn't willing to finish lynching himself either and soon called the police to report the assault that totally, actually, really happened and definitely wasn't just another hoax designed to smear Trump supporters as a bunch of violent and racist homophobes. Despite the fact that Jussie's claims were questionable at best and most likely a complete lie, fake news media outlets and the absolute dumbfucks on Twitter quickly picked up the story and immediately believed it because Orange Man Bad. All of which is going to cause the media some big credibility problems now that Smollett has been arrested for filing a false police report (Archived: 1 2)

We are aware, however, that the lingering question you probably have is just who the fuck names their kid "Jussie"?

Jussie vs. Trump

   
 
Shut the hell up you bitch ass nigga. You will continue to run this country further into the ground and risk lives every time you breathe. You’re not the president. Just a dumpster full of hate. FOH. Sick to my stomach that literal shit currently represents America to the world.
 

 
 

—Jussie Smollett, calling
Donald Trump a "bitch ass nigga" 1 2

The Threatening Letter

On or around January 18, 2019, a highly suspicious letter was sent to Empire studio and was addressed to Jussie Smollett. The envelope featured the term "MAGA" written on it for no apparent reason and handwriting that looked like it belonged to a 6-year-old retarded girl. The letter itself was a stereotypical cut and paste job featuring various letters from magazines that spelled out "SMOLLETT JUSSIE You WiLL d E BLaCK FAG" and featured a drawing of a stick figure that, when looked at closely, vaguely resembles the execution of Leo Frank.


The Alleged Attack


The Suspects Revealed!




Fake News or Fake Noose

The racist Trump supporters in question

After every politician in DC and every Drumpf hater in Hollywood denounced the mysterious men who gaybashed Smollett, it was discovered that he had paid the two men $3500, presumably to act out a "fagbashing turns erotic" fantasy. Unfortunately the two men lied on Jussie and claimed that his intent was to stage a fake hate crime, which is very fashionable in the current year.

The Chicago Police are currently investigating this as a hoax, the "trajectory" of the investigation having been turned around after the two fake Nigerian men in blackface lied on Smollett who dindu nuffin. The racists and race baiters had a field day on Twitter and Trump supporters were once again proven to be wild eyed racists.

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Jussie Smollett, getting lynched by a racist homophobe.
   
 
The racist, homophobic attack on @JussieSmollett is an affront to our humanity. No one should be attacked for who they are or whom they love. I pray that Jussie has a speedy recovery & that justice is served.
 

 
 

Nancy Pelosi, Jan 29 tweet, now deleted

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Jussie Smollett,’Empire' Actor, Reportedly Attacked In Possible Hate Crime.NPR. VILLAINY, RACISM,HOMOPHOBIA, PROMOTED BY MOST INFAMOUS 🤡IN 🌎,IS THE POISON THAT KILLS🇺🇸.WHITE ONLY IS NOT RIGHT.🇺🇸 IS PPL OF COLOR.🙏🏻GOP GOES DOWN WITH SHIP djt
 

 
 

—Cher, being batshit insane as usual

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.@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery. This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.
 

 
 

—Kamala Harris

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The vicious attack on actor Jussie Smollett was an attempted modern-day lynching. I'm glad he's safe.

To those in Congress who don't feel the urgency to pass our Anti-Lynching bill designating lynching as a federal hate crime– I urge you to pay attention.

 

 
 

Cory Booker, Professional Rapist

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What happened today to @JussieSmollett must never be tolerated in this country. We must stand up and demand that we no longer give this hate safe harbor; that homophobia and racism have no place on our streets or in our hearts. We are with you, Jussie.
 

 
 

Joe Biden‏

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"When one of the most famous black and gay men in America[citation needed] is not safe, the message is clearer than it has ever been." The dangerous lies spewing from the right wing is killing & hurting our people.

Thinking of you @JussieSmollett, and my LGBTQ neighbors.
 


 
 

Rashida Tlaib

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No human deserves to be attacked & mistreated for BEING WHO THEY ARE. What happened yesterday is unacceptable! Praying for your healing Jussie.♥️Thanks for being a light & showing the power of walking in our truth. We stand with you as one. ♥️Hate crimes of ANY kind are cowardly!
 

 
 

—Alicia Keys‏

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HEY YOU'RE THAT GUY I HATE ENOUGH TO NOT ONLY RECOGNIZE FROM THAT SHOW I HATE BUT KNOW YOUR SEXUALITY ALSO I CARRY AROUND A NOOSE AND BLEACH IN CASE I SEE YO ASS
 

 
 

/r/The_Donald, calling out Jussie's
bullshit on Day One (archive)

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