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Hufflepuff

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Hufflepuff
Founder Helga Hufflepuff
House Colors Black & Yellow
House Animal Badger
House Element Earth
Head of House Pomona Sprout
House Motto "HERP DERP."
Traits

Dedication • Hard work
Fair play • Patience
Kindness • Tolerance
Unafraid of toil
Social awkwardness
Being TRUE and HONEST

In the fictional world of Harry Potter, magically gifted youngsters upon visiting Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the first time put on an enchanted hat with a lisping faggy voice that sounds like he's been mongling like seventy dicks daily for the past seventy-five years, that then neatly categorizes them into one of four houses depending on ability and racial purity.

Courageous and heroic wizards likely to become main characters in overrated fantasy books find their way into Gryffindor. Sly, darkly inclined wizards are put in Slytherin. Scholarly, creative and eccentric types are lunajacked into Ravenclaw.

The fourth house, Hufflepuff, exists primarily as a dumping ground for the remedial, unattractive and those with special needs and is where all the losers, aspies and fatties end up. Being sorted into Hufflepuff is the magical equivalent of having the word 'Fail' stamped on your head in permanent ink and is a convenient way of telling all the teachers at Hogwarts not to really bother trying with you, because you'll never amount to anything.

Nobody wants to get sorted into Hufflepuff and if you do, the best thing you could do would be to immediately an hero. Seriously, the first spell you cast should be the Joker's magic pencil trick on your own wand or something.

   
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The sorting hat put me in Hufflepuff :(

I have never been so humiliated in all my life. Hufflepuff. I am surrounded by fuggos and retards. I want nothing more than to be in Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, even Slytherin would be a step up. Is there any way I can be resorted?
 

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—New Hufflepuff student

   
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Now I love Hufflepuff. Who cares if we’re always in the last place? Who cares if we’re not doing as great as the other houses? It doesn’t really matter to us. Because we are Hufflepuffs, what’s important to us is that we don’t hurt other people and we do what is good for all. We will always protect our friends and loved ones. We never boast ourselves about the things we’ve done. We are trustworthy and loyal, and we are what you call TRUE FRIENDS.
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—Future lolcow.

   
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My oldest child (my daughter, Jessica) said something very profound to me, not very many days ago, actually, she said to me - and she, by the way, was not sorted into Hufflepuff House - but, she said to me, 'I think we should all want to be Hufflepuffs.' I can only say to you, that I would not be AT ALL disappointed to be sorted into Hufflepuff House.
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—J.K. Rowling on Hufflepuff. But of course, she would say that, because she's a Gryffindor. It's alright for her.

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Badger Pride

How house sorting works.


Sorted This Way by The Hufflesluts

Hufflepuff Facts

 
Truth.
  • Hufflepuff's house animal is a badger. This is a lot less cool than it sounds.
  • Hufflepuff was founded by some fat kraut bitch.
  • 98% of all Hufflepuffs are either in a huff or puffs.
  • Hufflepuffs are good at finding things. Sadly, this does not include their lunch money after they have been rolled for it by Slytherins or their teeth, after they've been knocked out by Gryffindors.
  • Unlike other houses, Hufflepuffs do not have any active or vocal rivalry with any other house. This is because they rightly cringe and cower in the presence of their betters.
  • Wearing Hufflepuff colors makes you look like a bee's ass.
  • Hufflepuff has produced the fewest dark wizards of any house. This is because they are racist.
  • Hufflepuff has produced the highest number of ragequitters of any house.
  • According to legend, the first wizard that mastered the art of counting to potato was a Hufflepuff.
  • The Hufflepuff's favored form of magic is pastamancy, the art of dropping one's spaghetti.
  • Hufflepuff's common room is in Hogwarts' basement, making them literal basement dwellers.
  • Popular Hufflepuff activities include quidditch, feasting and wishing they were in another house.

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Famous Hufflepuffs

 
Yeah, sounds about right.

See Also

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Tumblr Memes

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Tumblr Drama

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