Winko567

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

winko567 (Powerword: Joe Winko) is an attention whore with Asperger's Syndrome on YouTube with a fascination for CreepyPasta, horror, and the Sims series, not to mention an e-begging sellout.

Aliases

December 5, 1995: Your Mom abandoned him after having given birth to him. The baby daddy in question remains unknown, but probably your Dad.
Dec. 6, 1995 to 2011: Shit Nobody Cares About
- Anyway, fast forward over a decade later and he becomes an adopted (yes, a family was unfortunate enough to adopt the last kid that no one else wanted from the orphanage) [''''EDIT To the original person who typed this article: WRONG DUMBASS! I was adopted in 1996 -The real Joe Winko'], e-begging attention whore you'll wish you never went to school with, because he would beg for you to like his own fanpage he moderates on Facebook.
January 13, 2013: He joined YouTube under the username winko567.
February 16, 2013: He somehow used enough fake YT accounts with fake contact info to get 50 subscribers.
March 26, 2013: Using twice the number of sockpuppets, he surpassed 100 subscribers.
October 13, 2013: Using quintuple the amount of previous sockpuppetry, he surpassed 500 subscribers.
April 27, 2014: As a desperate sockpuppeteer, the inevitable happened; he surpassed 1,000 subscribers.
June 2014: He apparently "graduated" High School, or so he claims.

He is one of the few autistic Hawaiian-American people on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Some argue that he is your favorite Hawaiian guy, and we mean by some, we mean Joe himself.
And he also thinks this is the dumbest and weakest page on encylopediadramtica, because there is SOOOO MUCH MORE you trolls could've included and made fun of about me :P you guys are so lazy! that's insulting! LOL -the REAL Joe Winko...