03bgood

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The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.

You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

03bgood (Powerword: Blake Good (Ryan)) is a Nintendo-loving, basement-dwelling YouTuber from Paris, Illinois who is known for making low-quality rant videos on anime, video games, and TV shows. As a result of this, 03 is often the target of flame wars. He is referred to by many as a "manchild" due to his immature interest for video games and children's TV shows (because everyone else is a moron for playing violent video games) and for the most immature way he acts on the internet. 03 responds with racial slurs to other people, even calling Reggie from Nintendo of America a "moron" for not putting out as much Virtual Console games as Europe and Japan, which can be downloaded for free on The Interwebz.


03bgood

Powerword:	Blake Good
Nationality:	American
Gender:	Male (much to his dismay)
Occupation:	YouTuber
Years active:	2007-present
Website:	JewTube channel

History

From summer to fall of 2013, 03bgood and fellow YouTube user "JesusWithBazookaz79" engaged in a hate/sex feud. Bazookaz would accuse 03 of being immature and trolling on the internet where as Blake would upload low-quality 144p videos ranting on Bazookaz where he would tell the user he has Autism (who claims it's worse than cancer, but that's debatable) so they can pity him and leave him alone. JesuswithBazookaz79 would however re-upload Blake's rant videos to his channel as a way to bash and shit all over 03bgood for his inability to make good rant videos on other people. Later however, other users such as Simeon Jackman-Smith, dirtbikeredden, and Modern Dave (Davidwash3r3) started making reaction videos on 03bgood and made commentaries on him pointing out his childish behavior acting like a 10 year-old in a 27 year-old man's body on the internet and for his rant videos deemed as "pathetic". This clearly rustled 03bcrap's jimmies, to which he began to make more commentary/rant videos in response to those made on him, resulting in equal amounts of fail.

Too easy.

Around 2014, Blake made a video apologizing for the commentaries and rants he had made on everyone, thus ending the hate-orgy against him and JesusWithBazookaz79 and other users who he had been laughing at his incompetence. But 03bshit still gets into flame wars with many other people on the internet even after his apology. Nowadays Blake tends to upload regular videos on his interest for anime and video games. He hopes to one day produce an animated TV series of his own which will probably turn out to be as bad as Mr. Enter's epic failure that is called "Growing Around". He also seems to make fun of YouTuber "Mariotehplumber", calling him a lolcow (because 03 would know!).

He was also known as UltraMario256 on IGN until some douchebag named Adam in an email hit the "beleet" button on him. 03bgood then wished he would get cancer and die. He clearly hates the website for it's clearly not bribed and fair reviews as he was pissed when he found out they gave Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam a 5.9 while giving shitty FPS games like Cock of Doody: Black Cocks 3 a 9.2 on PS4 and Xbox One. He pledges to leave it quite often, yet like a glutton continues to return there and bitch/make idiotic posts that even the other cancerous users can't stand. While on IGN, he makes the most pointless threads, most of them bitching about how the Virtual Console won't update every damn day like he wants them to, or how he thinks IGN's reviews are bad as well as Nintendo Life's VC reviews. He thinks it's his duty to sue YouTube and rid the world of cyberbullies and trolls when in reality, he's just as bad as his buttbuddy Mr. Enter, as both won't amount to shit in life! On April 5, 2017, he was banned from the forum "Gbatemp" after arguing with fellow users why game reviewers purposely gave Playtonics' Game, Yooka-Laylee, bad reviews.

What makes him wet

His idea of what he'll look like as a girl in his next life in animated form. Isn't she lovely?

Anything in movies, TV shows, and cartoons about cloning because he's making an animated series about it.
The Virtual Console (When you can actually download literally thousands or emulators and ROMs on PCs, handhelds, and smartphones)
Wanting to be a girl in his next life (by that he means repeating the same life over again, but without Autism and not ending up in the shitty 22nd century because of the devastation of global warming and Earth dying after seeing the movie Interstellar in 2015)
Bullies getting their comeuppances in real life and fiction
Modern cartoons (Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Yo-Kai Watch, etc.)

What makes him butthurt

The Virtual Console only being updated with one game (Because Nintendo of America would rather shove amiibo figurines up their asses than release crappy retro games that are already available online for free)
The Oblongs (He gets pissed off whenever Adult Swim shows it)
Both fictional and real life bullies
IGN banning him "wrongfully" thousands of times
People not being nice to him
Response videos against him
Mariotehplumber (irrelevant since early 2015, given how he uploaded a video admitting that his "angry Sonic fag" persona was all an act, which makes him just as bad as 03bgood)
Feminists destroying the Disney Channel for over 10 years
Mr. Enter's pathetic YouTube channel being taken down by Viacock and Faux
Being called out on his hypocrisy, sexism, and racism because he's totally not a bigot
JesusWithBazookas79 (His original JewTube account was "beleeted" by Google)
Clay Claymore
Chris-Chan (Relevant since early 2015. Says he ruined his life and "framed" him, LOL)
IGN reviews in general (He was pretty butthurt when they gave the PS4 and Xbox One versions of Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 a 9.2, while only giving Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam on the Nintendo 3DS, a 5.9)
IGN's movie reviews for giving Curse of Chucky, only a 6 while giving Paranormal Activity an 8.
IMDb (Was one of the millions butthurt from the 4 year old manbabies' "user reviews" of Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Awakens)
Being compared to Chris-Chan (Says he'd never burn down his parents' house or mace a GameStop employee)
Criticisms to comedy sequels like Dumb & Dumber To, Hot Tub Time Machine 2, and Ted 2
Too many R-rated films and M-rated video games being released just because he can't handle it and thinks they caused Adam Lanza to kill some preschoolers and kindergarteners back in December 2012.
People hating the stuff he likes
People liking the stuff he hates
Reggie Fils-Aime (Says he's responsible for the lack of "Virgual Cocksole" games in North America)
Satoru Iwata's death (He bawled about his death like all the other Nintendo fantards, and would monetize his video if he was a YouTube partner)
Finding out that the Virtual Console re-releases of Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow won't have restore points because Game Freak don't want players illegally cloning Pokémon
Barack Obama
Karma Houdini (Bullies not getting their comeuppances in real life or in movies and TV shows. Also claims that female bullies are always punished, regardless of the situation)
Christians, because they don't believe in reincarnation (LOL!)
YouTube's broken "copyright/fair use" system, even when he's uploading entire episodes of a cartoon or anime
Anyone bitching about Family Guy because he thinks it's unfair that a show that's been on for 17 fucking years should be still liked but says people like JesusWithBazookaz79 are morons for liking The Oblongs
Gravity Falls ending after season 2 because the creator doesn't want the show to end up like SpongeBob SquarePants and The Fairly Oddparents and go through fucking seasonal rot
The YouTube video series 03bgood's Quest to California. (Claims that the photoshopped turds and some fat ugly fuck, wearing a bra in the videos gave him cancer)
IMDb for getting rid of their message boards.

03bgood Vs. Dumb & Dumber To Vs. ISIS Vs. YouTube

Back in November 2014, 03bgood was butthurt when Dumb & Dumber To got negative reviews from critics and moviegoers and decided to make a video where he told everyone who didn't like the movie should be handed over to ISIS. He claims that it was ~~not a threat, but~~ a statement saying that America is so "ungrateful" that they would be fucked if they were handed over to ISIS. (Or so he thinks)

Remember, this was the movie that caused him to make that ISIS statement.

Teh Powah of Foar

Because Mr. Enter is making a shitty cartoon "inspired" by a short based off some shitty Disney Channel show from like 10 years ago that copied Oh Yeah! Cartoons, now he too wants to make a cartoon that is "inspired" by some awesome 1996 Michael Keaton film and The Powerpuff Girls. Ever seen that crappy Nickelodeon TV film from last year, Splitting Adam? Well this sounds exactly just like it but you know, with fucking superheroes. keep in mind he's been trying to get this series pitched since 2010. That's right, TWO-THOUSAND AND FUCKING TEN!!

Characters

These were the perfect ingredients chosen to make the perfect clones!

Cody Mitchell - Some 11 year old boy who clones himself.
Cody 2 - Cody's smart clone who has like an IQ of 300 or something.
Cody 3 - Cody's sensitive clone. He thinks if Buttercup can be a tomboy, why can't Cody 3 be a "girly" boy.
Cody 4 - Cody's strong clone. He's a bigger jerkass than Rick from Rick and Morty and beats up bullies because the creator of the show hates them so much.
Brian Mitchell - Cody's dad who is a scientist. Like that hasn't been done before.
Kathy Mitchell - Cody's mother. Perfect fodder for Cody 3.
Mildred Mitchell - Cody's little sister. Even more perfect fodder for Cody 3.
Dr. Skull - Basically Mojo Jojo if he were human and didn't talk like a retarded Japanese samurai.
Jolene Skull - Dr. Skull's daughter who is a spoiled rotten brat. Because that's not totally ripping off Princess Morbucks from The Powerpuff Girls.

The False Flaggotry of Blake Good

As you may or may not know, his biggest detractor is a British, neckbearded fat fuck and one of the many fanboys of Clay Claymore named JesusWithBazookaz79 (the funny thing is that Blake lives in an apartment and according to JWB, he lives with his family as a 21-year-old, but Blake is unemployed, while Jesus is). Anyways, the thing is, JWB79 has made countless of videos on 03bbad, including two parodies. One is called "03bgood's quest to California" and the second is currently not entirely done called "03bgood sorts his life out".

Now, to the actual part related to the name of this paragraph. On January 28, 2016, JWB79's original account he's been using since 2014-15 was terminated for "copyright" (or false-flagging) and what it turns put is that it was all done by the faggot Blake Good himself. This is VERY hypocritical since Blake bitched and moaned about YouTube taking down "his" Hamtaro episode and here we have the sperg pulling a Spax3 or Derek Savage on Jesus. This somehow made 03bgood relevant again. Also, 03bgood made a "threatening" Skype message to the wanker.

Anyways, because 03bgood got compared to Spax3, he made a video talking about Spax3, which may be his last video...

And nothing of value was lost...but it's been speculated that he could come back, according to JesusWithBazookaz.

The actually fuckery of Blake in present day

So Blake tries to be a better person but failed many times ever since. He also went to Lina Artemis when he and Hoodz originally had a fall out in early 2023, but that trans-woman faker just fucked him over officially when Hoodz said he was too hasty and tried to work things out with Blake… A lot of evidence has been shown that Blake has not changed from who he was over a decade ago and it still the same turd to this day.

Blake actually thinks he is the better person, essentially believing he is better than Hoodz and most anyone else…

Where the fuck now do we begin with this shitstorm? All he wants is sympathy, being loved, all of that kind of bullshit, but right now he’s not fucking getting it at all!!!

Some idiotic drama whore and pedophile supporter of Lina's exposing Blake downhill... WE can give this guy one fucking credit once awhile! Sure The Locks is a fucking dickhead, pedophile supporter, fucktard douchebag, but he can do the right thing like this once awhile. This is what he is cooking!! From this post!

It all about himself!

He’s so negative, but KARMA fucked him up big time!

ADD MOAR

Even Lina supporter (aka bystander) can say one thing about you! Even Blake wanna support Lina Artemis, not gonna happen, lol. In this post, the sexual pedophile supporter "The Lock" did say one thing right about Blake.

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