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WingsofRedemption

Powerword:	Richard "Jordie" Jordan
Nationality:	Americunt
Gender:	Male
Occupation:	Fatass, YouTuber, former Twitch streamer, DoorDasher
Years active:	2008-present
Website:	JewTube channel Twitchy-Tweak account

WingsofRedemption (Powerword: Richard "Jordie" Jordan) is a 450-pound, hypocritical, disgusting, racist, homophobic lowlife streamer who throws controllers, cries about his life on stream, bans and censors players for minor infractions, and constantly begs for money for Wendy's chili, Pepsi and banquet meals. In 2018 Richard faked getting weight loss surgery in Mexico, and spent the supposed surgery funds on a new Ford Raptor. Despite becoming a Lexapro zombie, Richard still generates lulz on JewTube ~~and Twitch~~ (Twitch ended his contract). At a little under 450lbs at 5'6" tall, Jordie weighs far more than Homer Simpson (240lbs) and Peter Griffin (270lbs).

Early life

Richard "Jordie" Jordan was born in April 21, 1986 and was the result of a teenage pregnancy. Due to how relatively young his parents were, he was raised by his grandparents; and his alcoholic father ended up abandoning Jordie when he was only two years old (you know where this is going). Despite all this, Jordie managed to become the best student in his year's sports team.

That was before some nigger began outperforming him in sports. At this point, Jordie began to eat more and more under the assumption that it would help him to outpace the nigger in sports. Unsurprisingly, this only made Jordie into the fat blob we know him as; and as a result of his sports rates declining due to him gaining weight, he began playing more and more vidya until playing vidya was literally his entire life.

By the age of 14, Jordie weighed around 240lbs and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and social anxiety disorder. In an attempt to combat his loneliness, Jordie began taking various low-skill, low-income jobs; this included working at a video rental store, a supermarket, and as a Domino's Pizza delivery driver. However, Jordie ended up quitting all of these jobs because he thought they were too boring.

Rise to "fame"

~~Lol.~~ The CNN Afghan account was faked by a troll

In 2008, the financial crisis was at full swing. Jordie was not spared; and he was fired from his last job as a blast furnace operator. This gave Jordie more time to play Call of Duty; and noticing his friend uploading Call of Duty videos on JewTube, Jordie created his own JewTube channel titled "WingsofRedemption" on January 28, 2008, and began uploading his own Call of Duty videos.

At first, WingsofRedemption was one of the most popular Call of Duty channels on YouTube. By late 2011, he had around 300,000 subscribers and seemed to be doing what you'd expect for a large JewTube channel. That was until he threw a massive fit of tard rage after losing to another Call of Duty JewTuber. Which brings us to his ultimate downfall.

The downfall

Stroking his ego so big that it almost came, Jordie called out a youtube named Syndicate and challenged him to a 1v1 in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the map Bog. Unsurprisingly, he lost and broke his controller in a massive explosion of tard rage, blaming his friends who were trying to comfort him, causing them to give birth to the famous line "why the fuck you stream that shit?".

After spending some time with Woodysgamertag and FPSRussia, he got his ass banned for good for pussying out of a survival trip and insulting them for the trip being a failure. He would never regain his reputation and his inevitable downward spiral was set in stone.

Showdown with DJ KEEMSTAR

Sometime around 2014, the master of drama pulled a Liquid and went by his name. This lead to a war between the two, with the 400+-pound manbaby trying to end him for good. He tried to call all of Machinima to eliminate him but KEEM struck back by calling him out, sending him into panic. However, the manbaby got Microsoft on his side, ending KEEM's reign of terror.

KEEMSTAR Strikes Back

Despite KEEM's seeming demise, 4 years later, he came back with a vengeance. He offered him $25,000 in exchange for getting into a boxing match with him after he gets his surgery to lose his hambeast. Jordie, being the fat fuck that he is, pussied out. Yet another case of his pathological tendency to pussy out on everything.

How to piss off WingsofRedemption

It is really easy because he's a thin-skinned manbaby that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

Call him out on his hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
Say anything negative about him.
Stream-snipe him.
Give him advice.
Call him Richard. (Yes, he really spergs and bans people when someone calls him Richard)
Tell him about his weight.
Team-kill him.
Not listen to every single thing he tells to his teammates.
Not following his "rules".
Wish him Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, the former being an instant ban while the later will give you a warning. The exception to the ban is if you're a member of PKA.

His reactions will be the following:

Bitch and whine.
Team-kill if there's team damage allowed.
Kick and ban people from the game and chat.
Throw his controller.
Cry like a baby.
Ragequit.
Binge-drink Pepsi or diet Pepsi to try and calm himself down.
Binge-eat Wendy's chili or Banquet meals to try and calm himself down.

the July 15th 2024 search history leak incident, Richard is a fag confirmed!

While on stream, Richard was making a search related to vehicles, but if you look closely, you can see "bbc Blowjob porn videos shemale" in the fatass's search history. after realizing what had happened, Richard deleted the stream. but it was clipped, and the damage had already been done. Like every other time wings makes a fuck-up, the usual epic trolls (Wings007, breaking banquet and Lummox: A Hired Hoodlum) immediately hopped on the drama.

“So there was only one moderator in the chat for about 60 people one's okay two obviously would be better but then I started really paying attention and reading the messages. And someone said Merry Christmas he got banned so I asked the moderator like, what was wrong with that? Why are you banning someone saying Merry Christmas? The moderator <sic> told me that we can't wish anyone or Wings a Happy Holiday or say Merry Christmas he said the MC is banned which is Merry Christmas. So I was like, what? You know I was just in a chat with a bunch of people telling each other Merry Christmas and I come here and I'm not allowed to say Merry Christmas like I have no freedom of speech. And these people that were saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays were getting instabanned no warning nothing you know it was just you have to know or somehow guess that if you come in here and the first thing you say is, "Hello Merry Christmas, I hope you're well", you're gonna get banned for that are you serious?! <sic> That's an offense like that's something worth a ban um so anyways I told the mod I was like all right well if that's the case I'm sorry I can't support this and I have to leave. And I stopped talking in chat but I kept watching um why because I wanted to see really what was going down so I paid really close attention to the chat and about 10 minutes later after seeing maybe five to ten people get banned or timed out Woody's Gamertag joined which if you guys follow PKA and Wings's channel and stuff like that you know they're close friends and the first message from Woody was something along the lines of, "Hello Merry Christmas Wings <sic> I heard that you were playing Dead Space 3 and people said you were better than me" or something like that um and Woody didn't get banned for saying Merry Christmas so that's very hypocritical the mods didn't ban Woody for saying Merry Christmas I mean we're not allowed to say it but Woody you know because he is a friend of Wings or whatnot he's allowed to do it I don't think that's fair I think that's very hypocritical of him um and then some other Twitch streamer uh it was a female streamer I can't recall her name and I don't want to share it just for reasons anyways I took a couple screenshots for the proof that they were banning on the Merry Christmas messages by the way which I won't show but I have in case um anyone wants to challenge me or anything I have it but that's not what I'm trying to do here I just I'm really talking about my feelings but yes this other streamer which had something like 3,000 or 4,000 followers uh went in there and wished Wings in the chat a Merry Christmas and she got banned and then some people were like oh dude she's a big streamer you should unban her um and then the mod was just like, "I'm doing as I'm told, Wing said that anyone who gets in here and then wishes people a Merry Christmas gets banned.”

Trump on WingsofRedemption

Videos

His most infamous moment of rage

15 years unemployed

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Quotes

	“	My name is Richard. My health is starting to fail. I'm a continual failure on losing weight. My YouTube channel went from 8 million views a month to 200 thousand views a month. I live off the charity of others. Umm... I haven't seen my penis in probably 8 years. I'm bigger than I'll have ever been. I have trouble sleeping, I don't take care of myself the way I should and I basically have to play games for a living that I fucking hate. And welcome to Banworld.	„
	—Introduction to Liquid Richard's Banworld

	“	I can't do it, I can't [throws controller] take this shit no more man.	„
	—His infamous ragequit after being stream sniped

	“	Hi, how you doing. Ummm... I've been fat my whole life. I'm just tired of it. Like I'm willing to fly to another country, have my stomach cutout, and I'm tired of being fat. (*throws poster) I'm tired of answering who that fucking poster is.	„
	—Jordie Jordan

	“	Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out.	„
	—Jordie, interacting with his fans.

	“	I'm a slave to food. I love food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy.	„
	—Jordie Jordan

	“	My whole life pretty much. I mean like I've <sic> gone through serious depression routes many, many, many, many times and like shoot... I mean everybody's planned it out but I've planned out mass shootings.	„
	—Jordie on if there was any point in his life when he shouldn't have owned firearm(s)

	“	I'm talking about taking every gun I own convert them to fully automatic, loading up on clips, sew some Kevlar together and shoot up <sic> a mall.	„
	—Jordie Jordan

	“	Shotgun would be my weapon of choice in a crowded school. Yeah dude! Shotgun with a wide choke on it, just boom boom boom and when every time you get down time you just start loading shells while you're walking.	„
	—Jordie Jordan

	“	I'd kill his whole family I literally would, I would have shot him in the yard, I would have gotten in my fucking truck with a box of shells I would have drove over to his family's house and killed them too; there was no way I was gonna make it through that day without retribution.	„
	—Jordie Jordan

	“	"Yeah whatever... I hope your family dies in an automobile wreak." "I say that because you're a fucking piece of shit!"	„
	—Jordie, playing Call of Duty and responding to another player after losing.

	“	Consequences have actions, pimp.	„
	—Jordie Jordan

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External links

Jordie Jordan - His main channel, and where he mainly streams. Don't forget to use an ad blocker.
WingsOfRedemption - His Twitch account. Rarely streams there anymore because Twitch ended his contract.
WingsOfRedemption - Professional E-Beggar - An archive of Wings' fuck-ups Got Purged lol, No archive so far.
WORICP - Twitter account where he whines a lot.
WORGODICP - His new Twitter account. Also whines a lot.
Kiwi Farms thread
The LivestreamFails page
~~His unforgiving Facebook~~ BALEETED!