SONYFANBOY

SONYFANBOY is a British wanna-be-Anonymous lolcow grazing and shitting on the plains of Youtube (and probably a sony fanboy). He seems to think that wearing a V-mask makes him a part of Anonymous, and he is therefore cool automatically. He also CAN'T SEEM TO TAKE OFF THE CAPS LOCK WHENEVER HE TYPES ANYTHING. His hobbies are attempting to troll other users, robotic dancing, and h4x0ring people.

An Autobiography

	“	HELLO MY NAME IS ANONYMOUS AND I KILL PEOPLE ONLINE I WON THEM SO MUCH THAT HTEY BECOEM AN HEROS AND THEN GET E-FAMOUS WHEN IT SHOULD BE ME NOT THEM I OWN PEOPLE BY GIVING OUT THERE DETAILS AND HOME ADDRESS THEY GET PIZZA SPAM AND PRANK CALLS AND EVEN GOATSIE SENT TO THERE HOUSE	„
	—Sonyfanboy, from his new book "I AM NEWFAG (AND SO CAN YOU)", available now

ME>YOU EPIC LULZ

In his first troll attempt, he used the power of hypnosis and really gay dancing to get people to believe the following:

He is the person who started the trend of wearing V-masks at Scientology protests.
He started Anonymous
He created Team Hate and Team Love
He is the leader of the Yahweh Clan.

Drama with Team Hate

SONYFANBOY is caught up in an Internet War with the Youtube troll group known as Team Hate. He is secretly gay for a Burk-impersonator known as AbsenceAscending and the brit Innuenday. Usually he can be seen stalking them in every single one of his videos. (Through the comments of course, he's afraid of light) Occasionally, SFB uploads videos that pwn them to express his anger.

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HOW DO I SHOT VIRUS?!?!?

In an effort to ease the pain of his sore ass, he wanted to get revenge on his nemesis. First, he claimed to have Absence's IP address. To his dismay, Absence could see his clear bluff. In an act of desperation, he did what any little kid would do: go to a hacker forum and beg. Twice.

If you're too lazy to click the links, here's the best parts of them:

	“	I WANT A VIRUS TO FUCK UP A PC IM GOING TO SAVE IT TO MY FLASH DRIVE AND PLANT IT ON PC WHAT SITES ARE THERE	„
	—Sonyfagboy, asking for it

	“	Please remove yourself from the internet I hope you get swine flu	„
	—exoblivione

	“	Try downloading a Trojan onto your computer. Just hit the Executable and see what happens. :D Hope this helped!	„
	—DeathShad0, laying the trap

	“	I'm guessing he's at least..uhhm..7? maybe 8, well 8's pushing it. He uses uncontrollable caps lock. He can't spell. He made at least 5 threads begging for stuff, when the answer is right in front of him + it was answered in each thread, yet he continues on his spam. He flames members trying to help him, and if he doesn't get the correct help, he just picks on them and says they have no life, when he doesn't see what he's doing. Spamming a hacking forum asking for hacks when it's EVERYWHERE. Then telling people they have no life when he's spending his precious time making gazillions of threads on this hacking community asking for things that could be found with a simple click of a button, but no, he insists on wasting members time and making them see his 9001 (over 9000) threads asking the SAME DAMN THING. IN CAPS LOCK.	„
	—EpikPanda

	“	no mate your pathetic a forum gangster mate were youl ive ill sho you how tough you really are	„
	—Sonyfanboy, finding the button to turn off the caps lock

	“	Now he's being an e-thug. HURRAY! HE FOUND THE BUTTON TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF! AFTER POSTING ON 50 TECH HELP THREADS! "WHERE IS MA CAPS LOK BUTTEN CUZ LIEK EVER1 TELL1N ME DAT ITZ ON OR SUMTIN AN I WAN SEND DEM VIRUZ 2 SO HAW??"	„
	—EpikPanda

	“	there is this losur on yt i want his ass gone plus he is a furrie any way i want to know how to gte his password wether it is minipulating him phishing him idk how do i get his password	„
	—SonyFanBoy

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LOLOLOL I HAS UR DOX FGT

Once he was banned from the hacker forum, he had to resort to just plain lying to try to get a reaction from Absence. He had claimed to have Absence's dox before, but the IP was not even in the same country as him. So then, Sonyfagboy sent a PM to Absence saying that if he stands up in his next video, (he was in some sort of delusion that Absence was crippled because he never stands in his vids) he'll drop the dox. Absence was more than happy to fulfill that request.

After some tuff guy talk, he posted what he passed off as "dox" on the background of one of his channels. Absence immediately shat bricks and posted the following video begging Sonyfanboy not to release his dox, which made Sonyfanboy feel bad, so he DMCA'd it.

LOL I HAX THIS PAGE

As soon as Sonyfanboy found this page, he felt the horrible butthurt of the past victims of ED, and viciously haxxed the page by creating an account, finding the edit button, ~~blanking the article,~~ (he couldn't find the backspace key) and leaving this message:

	“	THIS PAGE HACKED INTO BY ME SONYFANBOY YOU MOTHER FUCKER LMFAO LULZ FGGT LMFAO I STARED ANON AND THIS IS ME MESSAGE ME ON ONE OF MY ACCOUNTS SO I CAN TELL YOU MY SELF THAT THIS IS IN FACT PrezDaNT AKA SONYFANBOY LMFAO I REALLY LOVE THIS PAGE LMFAO MOST OF THE STUFF IS LIES BTW YOUR ALL HAX0RD FGGT	„
	—Sonyfanboy, the greatest hacker in the world

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SFB vs. Trey Brotherhood

Surprisingly, Sonyfanboy has a life outside of stalking Team Hate members and dancing in front of his mother's blanket. He found another cult to troll, the Trey Brotherhood. As usual, he used his 1337 H4x0r skillz to DMCA 30 videos and flag down 2 accounts. Even though he lost nearly every account he ever had, he still declared "LMFAO EPIC OWNAGE WIN LMFAO" in the exact same dance video he always posts. For a second, it appeared as if Sonyfanboy was a successful troll. Idiots like black person and Thez116 were actually being "haxxed" by him, videos were going down left and right, and QuiznoZapperDasher even bowed down to him. However, a single comment from SFB's old arch-nemesis, AbsenceOblivion, would change all of that. ~~Absence exposed QuiznoZapperDasher as Sonyfanboy himself, meaning, yes, he bowed down to himself. Dox were dropped on him as well.~~ In reality Absence was wrong QuiznoZapperDasher aka BodyXPolitic was never really PreZdaNT, lurk moar faggots.

PrezDaNT the leader of Incognito

Sometime last Thursday SONYFANBOY created a new group called Incognito and started to claim that he hacked several YouTube accounts. Basically, here's how it goes. Some lame faggot on YT claims to be hacked by SONYFANBOY and uploads a video bowing to him as if he were God. The victims of Incognito are mostly 13 year old boys and one retarded nigra. The videos claiming victory are pointless beyond so many levels. They make one wish they never watched them and to an hero afterwords. SONYFAGBOY's faggotry on the internets has gone along for far too long. Each time a video of him dancing to shit music is uploaded onto YouTube a small infant dies.

Prezdant's HAX victims

One of SONYFANBOY's number one target. "Vanessaleezmakeup". She's a 12 year old youtuber, who wears tons of makeup. He's been stalking her since early 2010. When she was stupid enough to give him her password, after he impersonated a YouTube partnership employee, he took everything over. The minute he couldn't gain access to her accounts, he made over 20 fake youtube accounts, trolling, and false copywriting all of Vanessa Leez videos. He has vanessa's number, address, and blood type, and is GOING TO RAPE HER DEAD BODY. LULZ.

BodyXPolitic responds to PreZdaNT

After watching some of SONYFAILBOY's videos BodyXPolitic got the great idea that he should pretend to be "hacked," by the PreZdaNT of IGCOCKNITO. BXP uploaded a video of himself wearing a v mask and dancing to shit music, so that his viewers would think he was hacked by PreZdaNT. Sadly enough this actually worked BXP's loyal fans thought he was hacked by SONYFARTBOY!!1 This just goes to show you that 4chan can't tell the difference between one faggot with a Guy Fawkes mask from another.

A taste of his own medicine

	“	lmfao absense this is your white flag to PrezDaNT LMFAO u dont own people by just saying it idiot u own people by hacking them and getting them to accept you as there god which all of team hate have done including you absense i have it in a pm you sent to me fucking ownd	„
	—Sonyfanboy, on being oblivious to the fact that he is making fun of him

The Gospel of St. Capital (quotes)

	“	your the one watching them idiot your dad is snuffed out your 34 collecting psn trophys lawl your a sad cunt and oh yeah you got ownd your a member of incognito elpresador bowed to me trey brotherhood surrenderd	„
	—Trolling: Serious business

	“	7ELEVEL KNOWS THAT I SENT HIM A ROUGE AND HE IS BUTT HURT I HAVE ALL MOST EVERYTHING ON HIM NOW AND HE IS CRYING A RIVER LIKE A JEWFAG AND DOG SHIT 20 E YOUR GAY PUSSY STOP ACTING LIKE A HACKER WHEN YOUR A SCRIPT KIDDIE	„
	—Sonyfanboy, using the words he learned on ED.

	“	Okay cuntrag. Post all my dox right here within 24 hours, something more concrete than a name or a satellite image of my address too. Go ahead, I'll wait.	„
	—the7thlevl

	“	NAH THEN YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF STALKING NAH I AINT THAT STUPID YOU KNOW WERE YOU LIVE IDIOT AND SO DO I AND 2 OTHERS	„
	—Sonyfanboy, using 1st grade arguement skills

	“	Sony claims it's a dirt road because "google only updates sattelite pics every 3yrs or so" Unfortunately for him, I use google maps on my blackberry for GPS and know for a fact they update every couple of weeks to a month.	„
	—AbsenceOblivion, the E-detective

	“	he also claims to have my street address and zipcode, but for the last 3 days i have asked him to show proof and he just changes the subject.	„
	—AbsenceOblivion

	“	girl???? that girl you idiot is debbie harry lead singer of blondie you tool and idk who made them accounts bu t they are funny	„
	—Sonyfanboy, trying to cover up his hack forum faggotry

	“	funny because i all ways own you and you have to go cry to your faggo subs lulz you got like 3 lmao oh and i got my account back	„
	—Sonyfanboy

	“	HAHAHAHA FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR SUCH A FUCKIGN MORON IT IS LAUGHABLE YOUR ALL WAYS SUCKING ON ABSENSE CHODE MAN YOUR FAIL AS FUCK IDIOT	„
	—Sonyfanboy

	“	YOUR GOING DOWN UNDER FAGGOT	„
	—Sonyfanboy, pleading for a blowjob

	“	IM BACK AND YOU N00BS SHOULD HAVE DELETED THIS ACCOUNT LMFAO TOO LATE FAGGOTS AND WHY DID YOU POST YOUR REAL INFO IN ABOUT ME SECTION YOU N00BS LMFAO DOX TIME!!!!1111	„
	—Sonyfanboy's idea of a sentence

	“	i would snuff you out come here please i would love to wank of with your blood	„
	—Sonyfanboy has some weird fetishes

	“	LMFAO TYPICAL E TOUGH GUY MATE YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT IM CAPABLE OF	„
	—Sonyfanboy

	“	MATE I SAW YOU ON 4CHAN TLAKING TO LIL GIRLS YOUR PATHETIC MATE GTFO	„
	—And he has the shoop to prove it.

	“	THE BRITISH EMPIRE MADE YOUR COUNTRIE FAGGOT LULZ	„
	—And we still kicked their asses. Twice.

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Letters to the Editor

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	“	IT IS ME PrezDaNT AKA SONYFANBOY AND ILL HACK YOU AND FLAG YOU AND REPORT YOU FOR COPYRIGHTS AND THEN ILL HACK YOUR PSN AND YOUR YOUTUBE IF YOU DONT MAKE A VIDEO BOWING TO ME AND CALLING ME YOUR GOD LOOK UP THE USER black person I HACKED HIS MYSPACE AND HE BOWED TO ME BECAUSE I WAS GONNA LEAK HIS PERSONAL INFO REPOSND AND ILL GIVE YOU THE SCRIPT FGGT IF YOU DONT YOUR GETTING TAKEN OFF PSN AND YOUTUBE	„
	—Sonyfanboy, on hacking non-existent PSN accounts

	“	LMFAO YEAH I DID SEE IT AND I LOVE IT I HAVE ALL WAYS WANTED ONE LMFAO I BET YOU THINK YOUR 1337 DONT YOU YOU COCK SMOKER GO SUCK A CHODE MOTHER FUCKER	„
	—Sonyfanboy, on reverse psychology

	“	MOTHER FUCKER IM GOING TO SNUFF YOU OUT SOON BOY I KNOW YOU IRL I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR INSTESTINES AND WANK WITH YOUR BLOOD YOU WATCH SNUFF??	„
	—Sonyfanboy's letter to the Editor

	“	Oh, so you're that annoying little kid who dressed up as V for Vendetta for Halloween in my Chemistry class.	„
	—The editor's response to SFB knowing him irl