Giggly Goonclown
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
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Giggly Goonclown is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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| Giggly Goonclown | |
| Born | May 13, 2002 (24 years old) |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Gender | Male⚧ |
| Occupation | cook; gooner/child groomer |
| Paraphilias | Autogynophilia Coulrophilia Diaperphilia Eproctophilia Negrophilia Pedophilia Zoophilia |
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Giggly Goonclown⚧
𖤐 (Powerword: Orion Grant Passmore) is a disgusting gooner-trooner whose mind is so fried by jerkin' it that he has developed a fetish for literally everything, including but not limited to fart porn, diapers, cross-dressing, "black new world order," incest, bestiality, clowns, and, last but not least, children. He also has a humiliation fetish, so if you call him a sick fuck, he will revel in it. Orion describes his clown alter-ego as a "silly bouncing cumclown who escaped from your wet nightmares."
Goonglown likes to waste his life on Twitter and Discord jacking off to and commissioning the most depraved pornography known to man. He is known to give freebies of his asshole, of himself wearing diapers, and of himself cross-dressing as a little girl. One such video, played over farting noises and a laugh track, involved himself masturbating while making goofy faces; it became a meme on the imageboard Soyjak.party, which would arouse their interest in him and lead to an undiscovered rabbit hole of DO NOT WANT; it would also lead to an epic /raid/ saga culminating in Orion's doxxation.
The first course of action taken by Soyteens was, of course, to send Goonclown a 'jakked image of his clown alter-ago; Goonclown responded to this by drawing an enhanced version of their soyjak with enhanced features.
Always in the spirit to ruinate filthy troons on the internet, Soyteens began looking into this character. Someone was even able to hack into his Discord account, revealing that he was a MASSIVE gooner through and through (which of course was to be completely expected). Hilariously, he even kept a goon log in which one could see how many hours he had gooned that day and with whom. It was only a matter of time before he was doxxed; on August 1st, 2023, his full dox would be leaked via a forum post titled 
"GOONCLOWN LOST". Trolling proceeded as usual, and they sent him many pizzas and religious scriptures, but Soyteens couldn't shake off the feeling that there wasn't something more sinister transpiring in this clown's goonworld. Through further scrutinization of his Discord messages, it was revealed that Goonclown was also a proud pedophile (SUPRISE!), and first jacked off to the real thing 6 years prior. For the incriminating evidence and further displays of his deranged sexual fantasies, please consult to the galleries below.
Gallery
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him edging himself in a diaper. -
Him dressed as a little girl. -
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Him posing with his Fallen Angel picture.
The Plot Unravels
Eventually, it came to light that Giggly Goonclown was not the only player in the game; he was involved in a larger pedophile ring with the intention of spreading EPI (early porn indoctrination) to minors so that they would become degenerate coomers. It wasn't just basement-dwelling nobodies that got tied up in this. One notable e-celebrity involved in this was tranny pornstar Jean "Ella" Hollywood. He had a Twitter alt by the name of Toonsoda that had "no limits" written in its bio—which means he's super chill with child pornography. "Ella" also fingers his boy pussy to the idea of early porn indoctrination. Jean Hollywood also had connections with fellow tranny and former associate of Mr Beast, Kris Tyson.
The making of a freak
His mother's lack of care granted Orion with unlimited access to the internets. This neglect also led to him being molested as a kid by a drunk 40-year-old babysitter, possibly resulting in him wanting to troon out as early as 14. By age 11, he was browsing r34, which he learned about from memes. A year later, he joined Tumblr to get engaged in fetish communities, where he learned about sissy hypnosis. According to one of his tweets, he has the desire to rape his crack-addicted father. Apparently, he associated himself with the alt-right before becoming a degenerate and heiling Satan.
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GAME OVER
After Orion Passmore got what he desurved and their was great justice, Orion hosted an AMA thread on the sharty, coupled with a video of himself giving a shout out to the Sharty as proof of legitimacy. Just kidding! That video was acquired by a troll who bargained with Orion to make the video in order to get his Discord back. Needless to say, that promise wasn't filled.
After about a week of silence, Goonclown returned to his Discord server to enact some damage control, alleging that right wing teenage boys were only harassing him for "being gay and weird".
Inexplicably afterwards, Soyjak.Party came under attack by a series of DDos attacks, causing it to loose it's domain registration only for an identical puppet site to pop up distributing CP. Attacks spread also to the xister site, Sojak.wiki, where more CP was uploaded and articles about Giggly Goonclown were vandalized. For the time being, these were the End Times and the sites were shut down. Now tell me, what do you believe happened?
On January 19, 2025 a KiwiFarms user called 
Musacha_Mong and his friends confronted Orion IRL with a Go-Pro for an interview. Orion proceeded to chimpout and act like a big tough guy from the comfort of his grandma's home by calling them faggots and telling them to fuck off. They later posted the footage in August. A year after that incident in 2026, a group of 4-6 soyteens did the same thing basically, but were more successful as they were able to hand Orion's grandma a flyer filled with all the horrible shit he did and also take a picture of Orion, which revealed he is now a fat pedo tranny. As of 2026, Orion has not been arrested, even though many exepected him to be.
See Also
- BabyBunnyRylee - Goonclown’s long lost cousin??
- Bluefolf - Another tranny gooner who likes to show his asshole to people. This one even likes to do it while wearing his fursuit head.
- Dorian Thorn - Goonclown should do what he did; it’s the only cure.
- Gooseworx - Another tranny with a clown fetish.
- Pizzagate - There's always a bigger fish.
- Shadman - An artist who has drawn fetish art for every fetish under the sun.
- Siegepilled Zoomer - Basically Goonclown if he was an alt-right Columbiner.
- Soyjak.party - They ordered the pizza, but it was not free.
External links
- KiwiFarms thread
Soyjak Wiki coverage- Soyjak Wiki coverage on Goongate
Archived Soyjak.Party threads- Archived YT channel
- Archived Twitter account
- Emails: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
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