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Crusadercat loves bowl-cuts so much, even his fursona has one.
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The face of evil

CrusaderCat (AKA Paden Reilly of New Jersey, born 1987) is a dirty Christian, catmongling, fursuiting furfag with a "paw fetish" who was banned from FurAffinity for threatening to sue one of the administrators for "discriminating against Christians" when he wouldn't delete all his anti-atheistic art. Like all furries when they get jerked away from their main source of furry porn, they flip the fuck out and go on a mission to show that FA IS BAD BAWWWWW and create Jewtube videos and make an account on DeviantArt. One might call it... a crusade.

His art (if you can really call it that) is almost entirely pro-Christian, with several anti-atheist pieces, so it's no surprise that all of his e-rage comes from anti-Christian art and atheists simply existing. Like most furries, he claims he has problems with relationships because he has "mild" Asperger's syndrome, instead of because he's a social outcast furry that drowns everyone around him with Christianity and fucking cats. He also cannot figure out the difference between "site" and "sight", as he switches them around literally every fucking time he types the word "site".

He is also known for his hypocrisy and possible failure to detect obvious irony. And for deleting all his horrendous videos in a futile effort to evade his many trolls. Consequently much of the evidence on this page has to be imagined. Believe me, it's better that way.

"Onwards, Feline Monglers..."

Due to CrusaderCat's sudden attack of shyness, there's not much video proof of his existence left online these days. But we struck lucky. Here he is strutting his stuff in summer 2017. The usual prize of foodstamps worth up to $1.50 will be awarded in return for further video evidence of this sick fuck's continued activities.

That's the "Christian Flag" he's waving, if you were wondering. Full-length parade footage here


FurAffinity Bannation

Crusadercat tries to fight his ban on the forums, gets told to contact an attorney. GO ADMINS!


Crusadercat and his FLAWLESS FURRY LOGIC
Crusadercat's murrsona

On September 11, 2009, Crusadercat decided that over thirty people on FurAffinity were harassing him by making furry porn depicting his character (he claims that he holds the copyright to all brown cats with blond hair in art) and "bashing Christians", which is basically anything that he finds even slightly offensive. So he does what every furry does when they get pissed off about art or what someone says: cry out about copyright infringement, completely disregard any free speech laws in his country and demand that anything that offends him gets removed from the site immediately because NOBODY should be allowed to make fun of Christians and if he doesn't get his way, he'll get on the phone with his lawyer... to sue a private website that the government has zero control over and isn't breaking any IRL laws.

This is made ten times funnier because he claims that "hate speech" should not be allowed, but has several anti-atheist pieces in his own gallery. Double standards are fun, kids! When confronted about this, he claims that since people posted anti-christian "hate speech", it's perfectly okay for him to post anti-atheist "hate speech", because he can get away with it. How very Christian of him!

The admin, Xaerun or tsawolf, that answered his report (he claims both answered) says "no, there is nothing wrong with the art that is posted". Crusadercat immediately flips his shit and accuses the administrator of "discriminating against Christians" and, of course, threatened to sue the administrator for, in his own words, "not doing his job", which last time normal people checked, isn't against the law when that "job" is policing a furry smut archive that the person doesn't get paid to do.

On the same day, after making a total ass of himself on the forums, he got banned from FurAffinity for threatening a lawsuit.

How to handle drama

Instead of just backing down and admitting he was wrong, on September 13, he instead decides to make a Jewtube video about it, claiming that he has "EXPOSED FURAFFINITY" and that "Furaffinity discriminates against Christians!!!" simply because they refused to delete anything that could be even slightly offensive towards Christians. Like a fucking idiot just ASKING to get trolled, he also decided to do what all FurAffinity outcasts do: open up a deviantArt in protest. Not only that, but he did our job for us - he screen capped and uploaded all of his own drama. The screen shots are still on his deviantArt, but in preparation of their BAWWWWWLETION, they were saved. Note he uses Safari, enough said.

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CATMONGLER

Proof that a Bowlcut makes you look stupid. No exceptions
The other Crusadercat

Back in June 2009, he came out of the closet as a cat fucker, putting up a large and long-winded video on Youtube, admitting to having sex with his cat. How one manages to put a penis in a cat in any way that achieves sexual pleasure is still unknown.

As if he wasn't stupid enough for trying to "EXPOSE FA", he left the video about him fucking his own cat on YouTube. He deleted it, but some forward-thinking EDitor got a hold of the video and mirrored it, but now it's disappeared again. The video started out with a verbal warning that it contains explicit content, because he thinks anyone gives a shit that he will make references to porno on YouTube. He then explains that it is a story about someone, and goes on about how this "someone" in the story rapes his cat while it would claw at his dick.

Come back to bed, Garfield.

 
 
At age 16, he got two kittens for his birthday. And human... um... sexuality wasn't enough for him. It wouldn't satisfy him. He just thought about it so much. When his cats would lie on top of him - the body, it would arouse him when he was pawing off, so he would start kissing them... and then eventually he just decided that he would commit bestiality. It wasn't easy because they would claw... they weren't declawed yet.
 

 

—Crusadercat, giving detail into how he rapes kittens.

 
 
He would commit bestiality in several ways. Including, um, dry-humping, hand jobs and attempted oral sex. He tried various positions. Uh, except for intercourse, because the cats were too small. He was so out of control he wanted to have himself castrated or sterilized to stop the abuse of his poor cats.
 

 

—Crusadercat, explaining that he wanted his balls cut off.

At 8:30 into the video, he dropped a bombshell: That person? IT'S HIM! BIG FUCKING SURPRISE.

 
 
Now... this person, I have a bit of a confession to make here. This christian is me. I am the one who is struggling with "furotica" and bestiality.
 

 

—Crusadercat, admitting that it is him who rapes his cats.

One must wonder if Crusadercat realizes that blaming furries for making you into a catfucker makes you look Chris-chan stupid when you post a video admitting you were into bestiality before you even heard of the furry fandom.


Thou Shalt Not Yiff: PDF Bible

Not content with preaching his message of cat mongling and retribution to the tubes, Crusader cat even wrote a little PDF bible of it, (which in no way could be called 'the good book', his spelling is awful).



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Things Crusadercat believes

Crusadercat's Ministry Outreach

This seems to be the highlight of this sick fucks life, so he'll tell you ALL about it!

After being shooed off of other sites, Crusader decided to start a new chapter in his crusade with a new website. This is his attempt to bring furries to Christ. The site contains the majority of the previously mentioned content, such as his testimony and Jenkem-infused drawings. He even posted his anti-Yiff Bible/testimony. It's pretty clear that CC just wants to post all of his shit - his testimony, his catmongling ways, and his crap art - at a place where people can't troll him like they did on FA and DA.

His site also reveals that he failed a Spanish class, that there is air in space and headgear is not needed (and that he doesn't know how to spell 'portrait', that he thinks his poor raped and declawed kitties actually want his attention, that he continues to deny atheists despite being shown that they exist, many times, that he can't draw paws for shit, that masturbation kills kittens which means that CC himself is responsible for the death of a whole bunch of kitties.

The site also reveals that CC doesn't know shit about design and composition or other aesthetic art concepts, that he doesn't understand evolution, that evolution is false because that would make quails and cacti brothers and creationism is more logical. Looks like CC could be buttbuddies with McKay Hutch that he loves Kent Hovind and thinks that he shouldn't be punished for his crimes against humanity, that he thinks it's awwrighttt to rip off Pinky and the Brain and here, he proves that those of his kind truly ARE mindless sheep.

He has many fursuit photos up, including him being a true crusader, looking like he's coughing up shit and many that make his paw fetish blatant.

Hopefully, someone will be able to hack into the site for great justice.

One week ago someone vandalized his page with Shock Images and other pics of mutilated animals. Unfortunately they were all baleeted and CC continues to bawwwww on his JewTube page such as Someone vandalised my website with shock images (mutilated human and animal corpses and porn) I have removed them. For anyone who saw the images, I am deeply sorry I didn't remove them sooner. .

Not Finished Being Stupid

On December 13th, 2009, Crusadercat posted this post to his blog:

"Too all my gay and bi friends... This thursday, you may hate me and never want to talk to me again. If you do, consider this my goodbye."

 
 
The average lifespan of a homosexual is half that of a heterosexual"
 

 

Upon further investigation, the statistic from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease proves to be false.


Later he has Bawleeted his anti gay video because he recently came out of the closet as, not only being a catmongler, but also being something he thought as un-christian; Homosexual.

That's right, folks! Now we know he is more of a hypocritical furfag than we thought! As said in his live journal entry, he admits to being something he loathed. Although he only says he is Bi, everyone knows that the entire Furry community is jailhouse gay.

He still hates himself for being gay (as said in his live journal entries).

RAEGquit!

 
 
I have just recently received a command from a higher authority telling me to end my work online for a while. I’m not sure how long I will be gone. Maybe months, maybe years, maybe forever. We shall see. This includes uploads for my site, videos for Youtube, and posting journals from Live Journal and Deviant Art. If you wish to contact me privately you may do so. I have enjoyed every minuet of my work on the internet, I have made a few enemies, but they are outnumbered by the multitude of friends I now have. Some lost souls were lead to the saving power of Jesus Christ, and many Christians have been encouraged and strengthened in the faith. I myself have received encouragement, and I have learned a lot. I am not giving up In the work God want’s for me to do, I am simply obeying the commands of my superiors. If this is my final message to the internet, then let everyone know that these are my last words.


GOD BLESS!!! AND GOD SPEED!!
 


 

This was, as usual, BAWWWWLETED.

Website Frozen

How to deal with Crusader Cat should you see him, put this up at cons meets and websites to scare him off.

His website has been frozen, he BAWW'd about it on Youtube.

The Drama Crusade Lives On

On Crusadercat's 23rd birthday he still had plenty of things to bitch about. Over the past year of his dramatic furfaggotry Crusadercat slowly turned into a total emo. Crusadercat has been found on Team Fortress 2 spraying a horrible picture of his fursona's paws getting licked by an original creation.

Fantastic quotes!

   
 
The administrators obviously have an axe to grind against me.
 

 
 

—Crusadercat in response to getting banned.

   
 
I am the victim of FA's latest hate crime.
 

 
 

—Crusadercat, thinking he was banned because he is a christian.

   
 
An atheist can never be in a fox hole because Atheists don't exist
 

 
 

—Crusadercat behaving like a true Christian. A non-Christian? IMPOSSIBLE! CONVERT!

   
 
All communications from Crusader Cat must go through an attorney as he has threatened legal action against the site.
 

 
 

—tsawolf the FA admin that banned him, in response to his forum thread.

   
 
So I had an idea, “I’ll make love to the kittens!”
 

 
 

—PDF Bible

   
 
Similarities betweeen speciese only prove that the same guy made them. Dinosaurs were created by God (just like everything else) Dimonds, coal oil, and natural gas are a result of the flood. All radiometric dating methods are inadequit because those doing the dating assume that all life forms have the same ammount of radioactive isotopes in the atmosphere when they are alive. The layers also came from the flood, DNA is the most complex molocule in the universe, something like that had to be designed, genetic defects only prove that we live in a fallen world, there are no evolutionary memainders, the appendix is appart of the immune system. Wisdom teeth are removed because we are degenerates compared to Adam and Eve. The Bible is the most historically accurate document in the world:
 

 
 

—Crusadercat showing his proof that the Bible is completely accurate, from a note he sent after a public argument

   
 
I'm not arrogant, I'm just right
 

 
 

—Crusadercat the very definition of arrogance.

   
 
I really find nothing wrong with the execution for homosexuality, it's not persecution, it's justice (considering that gay people are more likely to become a rapist or pedophile).
 

 
 

—Crusadercat on Jihad, ignoring that he rapes his cat

   
 
Personally, I don't see anything wrong with being a Babyfur (Jesus said to be like little children)
 

 
 

—Crusadercat...wat?

   
 
Your a lier, your kind is not welcome on this site. You drew a pic of me having anal sex with a dinosaur, that is harassment
 

 
 

—Crusadercat on fanart.[1]

   
 
[Homophobe] is a derogatory term to demonise those who do not homosexuality sacred. I am the victum here
 

 
 

—Crusadercat explaining that being called homophobic for hating gay people makes him the "victum", not gay people.

   
 
I tried real hard to keep my private info off the internet, but somehow, people like Insane Kangaroo have swiped it, and most likely gave it to the ED guys. I was chatting with someone online, and he was able to find my address, and the names of my family members based on the information that Insane somehow found, and is now on ED. They need to be protected, if not here, then the only other option I can see would be legally changing my name.
 

 
 

—Crusadercat, contemplating changing his name to protect his family, and totally not his own catmongling ass.

   
 
HAHAHA! You have a bent penis!
 

 
 

—Crusadercat, thinking all dicks look like needles.

   
 
I'm not going to criticize the Nazis for the ONE thing they did right.
 

 
 

—Crusader Cat saying the Nazis did the right thing by killing fags

   
 
Fuck Israel!
 

 
 

   
 
Gays aren't people, they're corpses who haven't found out they're dead yet, do them a favor and give them a nine millimeter reminder
 

 
 

   
 
The only good homo is a dead homo
 

 
 

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