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Matthew de Grood

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Matthew de Grood
Born c. 1992 (32-33 years old)
Nationality: Canuck  
Highscore Killed 5, injured 1
Top 50? No
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero? No (caught by dogs)


Matthew de Grood is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive high score of 5 points. Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20
Accuracy: 15/20 5/6 stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard.
Style: 18/20 Hitman 2: Silent Assassin.
Butthurt: 11/20
Bonus: 20/20 Hard Mode: Melee Only!
Total Score: 69/100 (D)
Best modern attempt on Hard Mode to date! Still sucked!
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Quotes

   
 
great kid full of love, kindness and respect for others
 

 
 

Matthew de Grood's parents

   
 
He seemed to be normal by all accounts, socially well-adjusted, and well-liked
 

 
 

Ted Slone

YouTube

We struggle to understand what happened


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See Also

  • Marc Lepine - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis
  • Kimveer Gill - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew
  • Elliot Rodger - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage
  • Alex Hribal - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly.
  • Anton Lundin Pettersson - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes.

External links


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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsNicholas ProsperPekka-Eric AuvinenPeter ScullyRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck

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