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Rickard Andersson

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Rickard Andersson is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore.
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Rickard Andersson
Born August 10, 1989
Died February 4, 2025 (aged 35)
Nationality: Swede  
Occupation Army dropout
Highscore Killed 10, injured 12 (6 by gunfire)
Top 50? Nope (Sweden: 1st!!!111!!!)
Style FPS and Fire Emblem, Single Player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Intellectual disability
Anti-sandniggerism
The shooter in action; highlighted by a giant red circle.

Rickard Andersson (Presumed , possibly or ) was a 35 year old Zionist moron, failed Army recruit (He was too retarded make it past training, Lol), Incumbent Justicar Knight of Sweden, and professional Adam Lanza lookalike, who, on February 4th, 2025, had decided he had enough of Muslim doctors and engineers trying in earnest to make Europe a better and browner place to live. He therefore shot and burned some rapefugees at a Migrant orientation facility, killing 10 and injuring 12 (6 by gunfire, 6 by smoke inhalation)

Background

Born as Jonas Rickard Simon, this svenskafag was shat out from his mommy's pussy on August 10, 1989, just like many of the white devils that came before him, he was reported as being a shy and quiet individual who was unemployed, had a firearm license and no prior criminal convictions, from 2016, he went full on NEET mode and was basically living off the government's monies, because he was too much of a lazy faggot to get an actual job.

He enrolled at Campus Risbergska in 2013 and 2019, but dropped out on 2021, possibly because due to the fact too many Chinks, Gooks, Spics, and Spooks were at on campus with him, or maybe he was just too retarded.

Attack

He was seen near the entrance of the school at around 10:59 a.m, but Before going amok on the school, Andersson went to the bathroom and changed into better clothes for this special occasion, a military style outfit, he was also carrying his inventory in a guitar case, the actual shooting began at 12:33, in the corridors, where he began blasting "people".

Two Syrians, one Afghan, one Bosnian, one Iranian, one Iraqi, one Kurd, one Eritrean, one Somalian and Two other rapefugees who's nationalities haven't been released yet, were all the ""victims"" of this massacre, no swedes in sight, yep.

After the police arrived, he still continued shooting at the evil filthy terrorists invading Sweden, but after a while he got too tired, and Andersson committed An hero at around 14:15, ending the shooting.


A video of him speaking, from 2021

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count: 10/20 Payton Gendron levels of Whitening
Accuracy: 5/20 Fire doesn't kill. Don't use it on your Amok
Style: 15/20 Slaughtered Sandniggers. Thank you
Butthurt: 9/20 Shooter was white, so it's just a mentally ill loner, not a terrorist
Bonus: 10/20 Swedish schools for Swedes
Total Score: 49/100 (F)
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