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Newborn articles on ED. Judge them like orphans at a foster home by setting them as either GNA or BNA.
- 04:15, 4 March 2025 Gökmen Tanis (hist | edit) [8,187 bytes] Number9999999 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{WIP}} {{OffendedMuslims}} {{Aspergers}} {{Failsathero}} {{ib|200px}} {{Ibhead|<big>'''Gökmen Tanis'''</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 2, 1981 ({{Age|1981|7|2}} years old)}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|Türk🐺File:MiniflagNetherlands.png}} {{Ibrow|'''High Score|Killed 4, injured 6}} {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck off}} {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Drug addict, criminal, etc.}} {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Brenton Tar...")
- 21:38, 28 February 2025 Nicholas Prosper (hist | edit) [6,893 bytes] Andrés Berríos Bravo (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{pedo}} {{ib|250px}} {{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicholas Prosper'''</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 18, 2005 ({{age|2005|12|18}} years old)}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|British-Argie mutt File:MiniflagUK.png}} {{Ibrow|'''Highscore'''|Killed 3, injured 0}} {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}} {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} {{Ibrow|'''An Hero?'''|Nope, V&}} {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Lolicon ...")
- 21:15, 22 February 2025 Christian Persch (hist | edit) [3,019 bytes] Yooco (talk | contribs) (Introducing the dude who broke gnome-terminal and refused to fix it.)
- 14:22, 21 February 2025 Nautica Melone (hist | edit) [2,450 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{An hero}}<br> {{Rainbow|GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.}}<br> thumb|When he saw it, he shat bricks. thumb thumb|Even in his finale moments, he was still true to the goon. o7 '''Nautica Melone''' was a horny black guy who performed a drive-by masturbation at a bikini coffee place in Arizona and then an heroed after a video of himself doing it...")
- 04:03, 19 February 2025 JK Haru is a Sex Worker in Another World (hist | edit) [7,386 bytes] Yagharek (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|The dead-eyed, soulless face of Haru: Hiratori's ideological mouthpiece and an obvious stand-in for the teenage hooker with whom he cheated on his wife JK Haru is a Sex Worker in Another World is a godawful humiliation ritual created by the self-loathing nu-male pedophile Ko Hiratori disguised as a feminist satire of isekai. While most would point out the actual flaws of the genre, Ko Hiratori uses his shitty light nov...")
- 01:33, 18 February 2025 Template:Spanish (hist | edit) [3,490 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{|cellspacing=4 cellpadding=1 style="width:80%; margin:0.5em auto; background-color:#FFFFFF; border:7px solid #182C5F; {{roundy|20px}}" |style="text-align:center;"|<span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: tahoma; color: #D2042A;">'''{{PAGENAME}}'''</span> <br /> is part of a series on <br /> <span style="font-size: 20pt; line-height:120%; font-weight: bold;">Spanish</span> <div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span class="collapsibletoggle">[...") originally created as "TemplateLatino"
- 00:59, 18 February 2025 Template:Chile (hist | edit) [2,245 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{|cellspacing=4 cellpadding=1 style="width:80%; margin:0.5em auto; background-color:#FFFFFF; border:7px solid #182C5F; {{roundy|20px}}" |style="text-align:center;"|<span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: tahoma; color: #D2042A;">'''{{PAGENAME}}'''</span> <br /> is part of a series on <br /> <span style="font-size: 20pt; line-height:120%; font-weight: bold;">Chilean Chan</span> <div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span class="collapsibletoggl...") originally created as "TemplateChile"
- 00:39, 18 February 2025 Galactus96Tuber (hist | edit) [6,309 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Lolcow2}} {{aspie}} {{Pedo}} {{Child}} {{Virgin}} {{Failsathero}} {{Spics}} {{ib|300px}} {{ibhead|<big>'''Galactus96Tuber'''</big>}} {{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Juanjo Jose}} {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|Colombia link=}} {{ibrow|'''Born'''| 2005}} {{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|Bogota}} {{ibrow|'''Former aliases'''|Galactus96Tuber/GalactusGamer9007}} {{ibend}} {{Weeaboo}} File:Galactus the furr...")
- 21:31, 17 February 2025 Template:Horrorcows (hist | edit) [1,541 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{|style="background:#fff;border:2px solid black;width:80%;margin:auto" |<big>'''{{PAGENAME}}'''</big> is part of a series on <big>Horrorcows</big> |style="text-align:right"|[<span class="collapsibletoggle"><span class="mw-customtoggle-lolcowseries showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">I'M PRESSING BUTTONS</span></span></span>] |- |colspan="2"| <div id="mw-customcollapsi...") originally created as "TemplateHorrorcows"
- 07:57, 17 February 2025 Styxhexenhammer666 (hist | edit) [1,317 bytes] Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Crapstub}} {{Lollercoaster}} thumb|Beta '''Styxhexenhammer666''' (Powerword: Tarl E. Warwick) is the token crazy Occult guy in the Alt-Right; a man with all the wrong beliefs but all the right opinions. If you couldn't already tell, this faggot is a Lolbertarian. When not busy telling everyone how God or the holocaust isn't real, he's telling everyone about his retarded opinions & his even more retarded believes. To this ma...")
- 23:12, 14 February 2025 Necrotemante (hist | edit) [11,385 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{SickFuck}} {{Archenemy|DrossRotzank}} {{Pedo}} {{virgin}} {{Milkedcow}} {{Spics}} {{ib|300px}} {{Ibhead|<big>'''Necrotemante'''</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|March 17, 1983}} {{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Jimmy Emmanuel Cruz Ortiz}} {{Ibrow|'''A.k.a:'''|'''ArtJimix''' / '''Jimix Cruz'''/ '''NOMACC'''.}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|Guatemala 22px}} {{Ibend}} {{weeaboo}} '''Necrotemante''' He is a [...")
- 04:17, 14 February 2025 Helluva Boss (hist | edit) [3,568 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{stub}} '''Helluva Boss''' is an animated webseries that is popular with satanists, nonbinary freaks, furries and obsessive fanboys who think Hell will be super cool with farce, sexy, slapstick demons everywhere that they can relate to. Helluva Boss is best known for being the better cousin to Hazbin Hotel in every feasible way, albeit that was never a high bar to pass anyways. The premise of the show follows the interpersonal relationships betwe...")
- 21:16, 13 February 2025 Murder Drones (hist | edit) [2,366 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{pixplz}} :''Not to be confused with the US Army.'' '''Murder Troons''' is a shitty animated webseries made by SMG4 and affiliates. The series is set on an exoplanet in a post-apocalyptic future where humanity has been wiped out and only their invention, the worker drones, live on. The murder drones, products of some sort of Singularity who were programmed to disassemble the other worker drones cause them to live in Fallout|unde...")
- 00:35, 13 February 2025 Doja Cat (hist | edit) [3,014 bytes] YeagerBomberman (talk | contribs) (Anyone is welcome to add some lulz!)
- 18:11, 9 February 2025 The Loud Channel (hist | edit) [9,599 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (Biggest fan and sick lolcow of the loud house community in Spanish ._.)
- 02:50, 9 February 2025 Megan Thee Stallion (hist | edit) [4,788 bytes] YeagerBomberman (talk | contribs) (This should have been made when WAP came out. Whoever wants to add memes and more roasting, be my guest.)
- 22:36, 7 February 2025 Billie Eilish (hist | edit) [5,119 bytes] YeagerBomberman (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{stub}} {{ib|210px}} {{Ibhead|Billie Eilish}} {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 18, 2001}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|Americunt}} {{Ibrow|'''Ethnicity'''|White devils}} {{Ibrow|'''Gender'''|Female}} {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Singer}} {{Ibend}} '''Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell''' is an ugly ass snowflake who writes shitty songs and has a fandom full of other fat ugly dykes. == Descent into sexual deviancy == It all started whe...")
- 13:21, 7 February 2025 Antoons (hist | edit) [6,773 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb '''Antoons''' ('''Anton Servetnik'''), a.k.a the Racist Tracer, is an edgy web animator, StoneToss-imitator, drama magnet and Estonian who has like a bajillion commentary videos ranting about how abhorrent he is; all of whom do not seem to realize that he is a troll and that they are feeding him. Antoons is especially infamous in the Twatter artist scene, where the two t...")
- 21:13, 6 February 2025 VittorioTheVyonder2003 (hist | edit) [2,367 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Pedo}} {{13}} {{Archenemy|Kenny Animate}} {{Aspergers}} {{Milkedcow}} {{Spics}} {{spoiler|The very faggot tried to come back but failed hahaha}} {{ib|300px}} {{Ibhead|<big>'''VittorioTheVyonder2003'''</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|January 9, 2003}} {{Ibrow|'''Real Name:'''|Vittorio Nocetti Lopez}} {{Ibrow|'''A.k.a:'''|CharileBrownLilyAndCaillouYesBongoNo}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|Chile 22px}}...")
- 13:59, 6 February 2025 Rickard Andersson (hist | edit) [4,580 bytes] Number9999999 (talk | contribs) (I'm going to sleep now. Will be back in the morning to expand)
- 10:42, 5 February 2025 Truman Show delusion (hist | edit) [2,808 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|[[Chris-chan's life is a real example of ''The Truman Show''.]] Somebody who is so full of themselves that they think a literal spotlight is placed on them at all times may suffer from the '''Truman Show delusion'''. Such people think they are constantly being watched as the star of the world's lamest reality TV show. This disorder is usually coupled with paranoid personality disorder and schizophrenia. With the rise of the...")
- 16:02, 3 February 2025 Wicked (Movie) (hist | edit) [8,945 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|center|200px '''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' fanfiction approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an ED article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps,...")
- 19:24, 2 February 2025 Tsutomu Miyazaki (hist | edit) [10,166 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{ib|230px}} {{Ibhead|<big>'''Tsutomu Miyazaki'''<br>宮﨑 勤</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|21 August 1962}} {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|17 June 2008}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|Nip File:MiniflagJapan.png}} {{Ibrow|'''Highscore'''|Killed 4}} {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Tactical Espionage Action, Single player}} {{Ibrow|'''An Hero?'''|No, executed via hanging}} {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''...")
- 14:46, 1 February 2025 Martin Neumaier (hist | edit) [2,380 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{stub}} left|thumb thumb|Well no shit. (no pun intended) thumb|Neumaier's politicard. '''Martin Neumaier''' was a German politician who rose to notoriety after having had filmed himself passionately licking public toilets. Apparently, the toilet licking was a "punishment" that he had to fulfill, and if it would surprise you, he was a massive homosexual with a [[scat]...")
- 22:27, 29 January 2025 Beijing Birthday Bash (hist | edit) [4,452 bytes] Paul in the Mall (talk | contribs) (it doesn't make any sense for a top 50 player to have a loserinfo entry) originally created as "Tian Mingjian"
- 22:46, 28 January 2025 Telegram (hist | edit) [1,425 bytes] Diddy (talk | contribs) (New Page)
- 03:45, 28 January 2025 Kyle (hist | edit) [852 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|A [[typical Kyle.]] '''Kyle''' is a name for nerds and wimps. On ED, Kyle may refer to: *Kyle Chapman - The Alt-Knight *Kyle Davies - failed Columbine copycat *Kyle Forrest - some retard *Kyle Perkins - your typical ED user *Kyle Rittenhouse - The Kenosha Kid *Kyle Sandilands - Ausfailian radio show host *Kyle Spitze - femboy extortionist *Kyle Stanko - pedophile *{{hover|Kyle...")
- 03:20, 28 January 2025 Kyle Spitze (hist | edit) [4,909 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{SickFuck}}{{Pedo}}{{Man}} thumb thumb '''Kyle William Spitze'''{{Satanist}} (aka Criminal, Criminal764, hypno, khypnoed) was a sadistic crossdressing faggot affiliated with the satanic pedophile ring known as 764 and another extortionist group called Harm Nation. In typical sick-fuck fashion, he reveled in the act of extorting kids and stupid bitches into self-harming, carving his name o...")
- 20:09, 25 January 2025 DFG (hist | edit) [37,068 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (dinkdummy)
- 16:21, 25 January 2025 Saberspark (hist | edit) [6,006 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Saberspark is a [[soyboy.]] thumb|left|SaberSparks' hairline is the exact opposite in his profile picture than it is in real life. thumb|SaberSpark's [[imaginary girlfriend that he based off of himself. Does this remind you of Anyone?]] thumb|If his profile picture was more honest. File:SaberSpark's new toy.png|thumb|...") originally created as "SaberSpark"
- 02:50, 23 January 2025 Meowthkip (hist | edit) [3,323 bytes] MadameJessica (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Stub}} {{Lolcow2}} {{aspergers}} {{ib|300px}} {{ibhead|<big>'''{{PAGENAME}}'''</big>}} {{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Sarah Katherine Stotler}} {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|American}} {{ibrow|'''Born'''| Aug 22, 1986}} {{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Towson, Maryland}} {{ibrow|'''DeviantArt'''|{{dauser|SeaWeedPrincess}}}} {{ibrow| FurAffinity'''|{{furaffinity|SeaweedPrincess}} }} {{ibrow|'''YouTube'''|[https://www.youtube.com/channel/CatBountr...")
- 01:43, 23 January 2025 Solomon Henderson (hist | edit) [6,056 bytes] HellenicTrapstar (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Stub}} Solomom committed a school shooting and wrote a super cringe manifesto, wanted to help the Aryan race despite being black") Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit
- 15:27, 22 January 2025 Xandermartin98 (hist | edit) [2,454 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|This gives Xandermartin98 a boner. '''Xandermartin98''' is a male sans fan girl, troll and fanfiction writer known for writing some of the most obscene and disgusting fanfiction on the web. A typical story written by Xandermartin98 involves himself self-inserting himself either as Asriel from Undertale or Parappa from Parappa the Rapper and shrinking himself down in order to crawl into the...")
- 04:36, 22 January 2025 Peter Scully (hist | edit) [6,124 bytes] Diddy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<!-- DO NOT REMOVE THIS TEMPLATE--> {{UserSandbox}} <!-- EDIT BELOW HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER(S)--> =Peter Scully= {{SickFuck}} {{pedo}} {{Ib|File:Ps_resized.jpg}} {{Ibhead|<big>'''Peter Gerard Scully'''</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|January 13, 1963 ({{age|1963|1|13}} years old)}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|Ausfailian File:MiniflagAustralia.png}} {{Ibrow|'''Highscore'''|Killed 1, raped 75}} {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}} {{Ib...")
- 19:11, 21 January 2025 Coinslot (hist | edit) [109 bytes] Diddy (talk | contribs) (Created page with "File:Coinslot.png")
- 21:02, 20 January 2025 Odio Tu Post (hist | edit) [5,598 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (dinkdummy)
- 13:31, 17 January 2025 Personality rights (hist | edit) [13,150 bytes] Yooco (talk | contribs) (Enjoy the truthbomb ;-) .)
- 04:45, 17 January 2025 MarioTheBigStrongWolf (hist | edit) [1,680 bytes] MadameJessica (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Stub}} {{Lolcow2}} {{aspergers}} {{Fatfurry}} {{ib|300px}} {{ibhead|<big>'''{{PAGENAME}}'''</big>}} {{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Mario Alberto Pena Olivarez}} {{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|American}} {{ibrow|'''Born'''| July 3,1993}} {{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Edinburg,Hidalgo County,Texas}} {{ibrow|'''DeviantArt'''|{{dauser|mariothebigstrongwolf}}}} {{ibrow| FurAffinity'''|{{furaffinity|mariothebigstrongwolf}} }} {{ibend}}")
- 12:14, 16 January 2025 BBQ Pit Boys (hist | edit) [9,355 bytes] The PolishPrince (talk | contribs) (Created page with " right|350px What do you get when you take 3 geezers from Connecticut that want to aid in ever widening belt sizes of Americans by seeing what they can't put Bacon on in a series of Youtube videos that seek to show its audience that everything tastes better when cooked with bacon grease, sugar and excessive amounts of salt. You get the BBQ Pit Boys whose goal is to spred the American obesity epedemic to a...")
- 22:13, 15 January 2025 2025 Los Angeles Fires (hist | edit) [1,390 bytes] GirlOnInternet (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The '''2025 Los Angeles Fires''' are a series of fires that began in Los Angeles, Commiefornia, in early January of 2025. The fires have so far killed at least 24 people and over 9000 Asian slave children who were secretly being held captive by Hollywood elites. {{stub}} == Victims == '''A-List Celebrities''' * Mel Gibson * Paris Hilton * Julia Louis-Dreyfus * Anthony Hopkins * Ricki Lake * Jeff Bridges * John Good...")
- 05:55, 14 January 2025 Bowblax (hist | edit) [3,269 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Lolcow}} {{Aspie}} {{man2}} thumb|Bowblax's side profile. thumb|Bowblax is [[trap|sus.]] '''Bowblax''' ('''Josh Christiaanse''') is a videogame streamer and drama commentator who as of recently, had been discovered to be an autogynephilic pervert. He formerly co-hosted RFC After Hours, a podcast dealing with internet drama, however his own autism-induced incompetency would make himse...")
- 17:39, 13 January 2025 Sideloading (hist | edit) [2,253 bytes] Yooco (talk | contribs) (I drafted this on my phone and I will format this in a moment.)
- 02:10, 12 January 2025 Ice Spice (hist | edit) [556 bytes] LuckyNumber (talk | contribs) (article is currently a stub, more info will be added eventually)
- 23:02, 10 January 2025 VashtaNerada (hist | edit) [2,811 bytes] Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd (talk | contribs) (Found it in the archives. Could just be dead links and bs)
- 06:28, 10 January 2025 Julie Winters (hist | edit) [14,800 bytes] GirlOnInternet (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|200px|The self-proclaimed "''disposable trangender faggot''" in all his hideous glory. "'''Julie Winters'''" is a gross, mentally ill, drug addicted 46-year-old man and career stalker who currently resides in Portland, Oregon, where he is notable for his years-long harassment campaign against his local law enforcement officials and for his history of Porsche Girl|r...")
- 05:19, 9 January 2025 El PlayVakero (hist | edit) [3,277 bytes] DinkDummy (talk | contribs) (OH FUCK)
- 00:21, 9 January 2025 AntonArcana (hist | edit) [2,085 bytes] MadameJessica (talk | contribs) (Article about Anton.)
- 22:06, 8 January 2025 ChubbyAnime (hist | edit) [60,128 bytes] MadameJessica (talk | contribs) (A start article of him. He is infamous in furry fandom. More details to add him later.)
- 22:09, 3 January 2025 Louis Michel Rieul Billon (hist | edit) [5,666 bytes] MagnumTwoAgain (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{failsathero}} {{stub}} {{Ib|301pxPainting depicting the attack.}} {{Ibhead|<big>'''Louis Michel Rieul Billon'''</big>}} {{Ibrow|'''Born'''| September 7, 1750}} {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 13, 1789 (Aged 39)}} {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|Français File:MiniflagFrance.png}} {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Watchmaker}} {{Ibrow|'''Highscore'''|26 Killed, 41 Injured}} {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} (France: 1st1!!1!)}...")
- 09:54, 3 January 2025 Talmud (hist | edit) [4,950 bytes] Stoic Sigma 2 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Withjews}} thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb The '''Talmud''' is the most important and most central religious scripture of the Chosen People. It is a guide to life, a justification for pedophilia, a glance into their Judeocentric worldview and their genocidal ideology, an appeal to world domination and a foundation to money|all Jewish...")