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1-14 Jakarta Attacks
Nationality: Indonesian  
Highscore Killed 4, injured 24
Top 50? No
Style Bomberman, Co-Op Mode
An Hero? Yes
Motive Snackbar

On January 14, 2016, a bunch of ISIS sand niggers were playing another game of Counter-Strike that killed 4 people and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of Indonesia in a failed attempt to get the high score, two of the dumb Mohammed cocksuckers accidentally blew themselves up when their shitty WD-40 suicide chest rigs went off, and the other two got pwn'd trying to recreate the North Hollywood shootout. The shitty attempt to recreate the Paris terrorist attacks was promptly forgotten about after 4 seconds.

Background

The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "Bahrun Naim". His asshattery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack. He also was known to suck Mohammed's dick everyday. (normal Muslim shit)

There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack:

Fucking terrorist...

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus

Used during shootout.

  • Damage unknown.
  • Does 1000 Damage.
  • Spell: Qu'ran
  • Increased damage against infidels who go against the almighty sword of Allah.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 24 injured
Accuracy: 2/20 Shitty bombs.
Style: 10/20 Copycat of the previous attacks in Paris.
Butthurt: 10/20 Temporarily closed every Starbucks in Indonesia.
Bonus: 0/20 No bonus, just typical Muslims at work.
Total Score: 26/100 (F-)
Have fun with your virgins
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Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation


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