Andrew Ditch
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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| The Poopsquatch | |
| Born | June 7, 1985 (41 years old) |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Residence | Tonawanda, New York |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | Manchild |
| Diagnoses | Bawwwtism (Self-diagnosed) Munchausen syndrome (reality) Incontinence |
| Sexuality | Virgin |
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Andrew Ditch (nicknamed The Poopsquatch) is a fat, spoiled manchild who is constantly causing drama within his family and taping it online in hopes that people will see him for the oppressed victim that he wishes he was. His disgusting behavior includes shitting in his diapers and forcing his parents to change him and spazzing out over the most minute disturbances and acting like he is a victim of abuse when in fact he is the one abusing his family. He has literally poisoned his family members, abused police resources, faked his autism, and soiled his diapers as a power move. Infamous both on the internet and his hometown, most of local police officers know him by name. Due to the fact he has been constantly recording every infraction he gets into, he has made some 3000+ YouTube videos to date. (counting unavailable videos).
Before being a poopy diaper super weirdo, he was a relatively well-adjusted guy, being able to drive, being an amateur meteorologist and running a computer business from home. All that changed after he became victim to a vehicular hit and run incident, after which he realized how good disabled people have it and decided to start faking his disorders. Even his mental health professionals don't believe he is really autistic or brain damaged and they are fed up with his shit.
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Messy Business
Andrew Ditch likes to have poopy playtime with his Lincoln logs btw. If it wasn't mentioned already, he wears diapers and defecates in them, and probably uses his poo as lube like JaSonic does too. When he doesn't get his way, he will rip up his diapers and mess the place up, as such was the case with his father's car.
Home-to-home
As of recent, the peaceful old man whom Andy once called his father has had enough of the (literal) shit and booted him out. Since then, he has bounced from group homes to bus stops across New York. He was temporarily put in a "closed rehab facility" as a Google review from him gushing about the workers who changed his diapers shows (the other reviews on there were complaining and wishing to be let out), but his antics were somehow SO tiring for the minimum wage workers that he was let out of a facility he was to permanently stay at. More recently, he was unable to continue living at his current Gwoup Howme because he was such a stuck-up bitch that every person assigned to him refused to continue working as they were fully aware that this man gets off from being babied and changed.
Family Emergencies
Being a self-absorbed faggot with no empathy for others, there have been a few instances where he put the health and safety of his family at risk. Although he may claim that his family members are 'busin' him, most of the abuse in the household came from Andrew's own poop-stained hands. In some instances, this harm has arisen from profound neglect, with him committing to his man-child bit a little too hard; other circumstances, however, featured more deliberate aggression.
In one instance, he filled a diffuser with more essential oils than are in a millennial woman's arsenal. Ordinarily, this would be no great issue, but the Poopsquatch's elderly mother suffered from breathing issues that led to her being on oxygen. The rest of his family complained about their lungs burning from the intense smell of patchouli or whatever other scents Andy was choosing to mask the stench of his Hershey's squirts. Eventually, the situation got bad enough that Andy's family called the popo on him; still, he would not yield to their demands. He claimed that due to his assburgers, he required the diffuser in order to calm down.
In another incident, when his mother had fallen and couldn't get up, he refused to help her, instead waiting for his father to do it; all the while, he stood next to her, pestering her with stupid questions. This incident made it clear that his ABDL fetish has gone so far as to render him as useless as a real infant; the only accidents he cares about are the ones he leaves in his man-diapers. Unless all attention is firmly directed towards Andrew, he is a complete menace to those around him.
His most infamous assault against his family came in the form of poisoning their coffee. In an attempt to help them enjoy poopy playtime with him, he filled their coffee machine with a mixture of Epsom salts and, you guessed it, laxatives! Thankfully, the family recovered from their illness, but not before having one of the most diarrhea-filled weeks of their lives (which, living with Andy, is saying a lot).
Thankfully, the Poopsquatch is too retarded to realize how bad his actions truly make him look. He uploads all of these incidents to his YouTube channel for the public to view! How lucky are we!?
See Also
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Andrew Ditch is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Andrew Ditch is part of a series on Lolcows | [I'M PRESSING BUTTONS] | ||
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