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Ben Moynihan

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The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.

Ben Moynihan is yet another mediocre mass stabbing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore.
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This page is about an attempted an hero.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry



This loser never scored
Ben Moynihan
Born: Ca. 1996
Nationality: Britfag   
Aliases: "The Tomb Raider Stabber"
"The virgin teen attempted serial killer"
"The Unhappy Geezer"
Highscore 3 cunts shaved up by shanking
Top 50? Not even close
Style Shank'n'slash, Single player
An Hero? No, V& for 21 years
Motive Incel rage, Autism & Gerontophilic desires


Ben Moynihan, AKA The Unhappy Geezer was a serial killer wannabe, gerontophilic britfag teen who went ER at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an Omega Beta male on 20th and 29th June and 11th July, 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies, aged 20, 45 and 61, and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. The Unhappy Geezer was arrested just 2 days after his 3rd victim's attack and after he sent a letter to the Portsmouth police department. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.

Fuck those ladies, lets go amuck - Ben Moynihan, after the 5/23

Gear

The unhappy geeziness
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Cerbera Knife
  • Used to shank those 3 ladies. Does 25~30 points of damage
  • Perk: Autism
  • X2 moving speed
    X2 shanking speed
  • Spell:Inceldom
  • X2 damage against women, normies and fuckboys
    Triple if they are from 16 to 25 years old

Gameplay

1st attack

On 20th June, 2014, The infamous unhappy geezer started to go amuck at the rip age of 17. On Southampton Road, opposite a block of flats on Ashurst Road, Cosham, armed with a 4.5-inch kitchen knife, approached to a 20-year-old lady and shanked her the chest.

2nd attack

On 29th June, 2014, just 9 days before he started to go amuck, he used again his trusty knife to shank a 45-year-old dog walker. She was shanked in the chest by the unhappy geezer at 11:30 A.M. as she walked on a footpath along the shore of Ports Creek in Hilsea.

Last attack

On 11th July, 2014, the unhappy geezer decided to end everything by shanking a 66-year-old woman. She was attacked as she walked in an alleyway between Colwell Road and Northern Road in Cosham.

His letters

"The Unhappy Geezer". Notice the Tomb Raider 2 symbol there.
Ben's least edgelord moments


The letter's quotes

   
“ 		 
I guess you must be after me now police. My name should still be unknown. I am not a psychopath; I am "the unhappy geezer".


 

„
  		 

—Ben's 1st letter to the police

   
“ 		 
When women won't talk to you, it's heart breaking. Why are they fussy with men now days? When jobs turn you down, it's emotional to think how fussy they are. Even part time hours. Why do people become aggressive for no reason, why, why, why? In fact, this unhappy geezer has a hard time making friends and is often lonely.


 

„
  		 

—Ben, forcing his famous alias and crying about women.

   
“ 		 
I tried to be good but i am always builled for being unintelligent. The Unhappy Geezer needs dignity; maybe it is best if I rot in Broadmoor, Ramptom or Ashworth. But when that happens can I request to bring my laptop with me, not for internet, just something to do. If not then just pictures to remind me of home, not women or jobs, just home.


 

„
  		 

—Ben, forcing AGAIN his alias and talking about his laptop.

   
“ 		 
Until then I bid you a good day with the happy lives you have, cause I roam these streets hungry for blood and pain. I be greeted as attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, dead, jolly good! Yours faithfully Unhappy Geezer


 

„
  		 

—Ben's last words from the 1st letter.

   
“ 		 
You Police men are very pathetic. I was the one who stabbed all 3 women in the last few weeks. 20 June, 29 June and 11 July.


 

„
  		 

—2nd letter. Asking for it

   
“ 		 
Now you arrest someone who is 30, I'm only 17 years old for crying out loud


 

„
  		 

—Ben the crybaby serial killer wannabe incel

   
“ 		 
All women needs to die and hopefully next time I can gauge their eyeballs out. Every time I stab someone, I run home and I like to smell the flesh I ripped out.


 

„
  		 

—Ben, being an absolute psycho

   
“ 		 
I'm now going to show you a picture of myself and see how good you guys and be, come and arrest me for god sake before I hunt for my 4th victim.


 

„
  		 

—Ben, being kind with the police

   
“ 		 
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!


 

„
  		 

—Ben's last words from its 2nd letter, being an absolute child.

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Gallery

  • Say hello to Bubba Boobah (Britfag version of Bubba). Oh, also good riddance
    Say hello to Bubba Boobah (Britfag version of Bubba). Oh, also good riddance
  • The knife used by Ben
    The knife used by Ben
  • What he can't get
    What he can't get
  • His idol
    His idol

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 All three ladies survived
Accuracy: 2/20 Shank in better areas, kid
Style: 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe
Butthurt: 3/20 Was on britain's news and in teens who kill (Britfag exclusive TV show)
Bonus: 5/20 Omega male stabber
Total Score: 10/100 (Z-)
You're only 17, brat. Why would you be thinking about how women think of you now?
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Do you have any idea
why I've stopped you, sir?


See also

Hope he can see this when he gets out of the jail



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