Daniel Larson
|
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
 |
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
|
Danderson
(Powerword: Daniel Robert Larson) also known as Mr. President, is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the Gen Z version of Chris-chan, as his trolls and documentation is similar to Chris', with a now new and gay shiny Gen Z coat of paint.
Early Life
Daniel's dad abandoned him, and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust in 2019, so he started living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". The most prominent caretaker is an elderly man named Bob Proctor, an old friend of his grandmother who took the role of a parental figure once she died. Their relationship is quite strained, with them getting into real fist fights, but after his most recent arrest it seems as if he still somehow cares about the little mutant.
He then started using the internet in early 2020, primarily Jewtube and TikTok, and initially became infamous for his looks, being used in several memes of the era, like his TikToks about doing jumping jacks for BLM, or the elusive Quandale Dingle. But later his shenanigans would take front center of why he was known.
Pedophilia Allegations
In some time around 2020, Daniel's Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of underage celebrities, more specifically Grace Vanderwaal, a puppet playing little girl Daniel is obsessed with, even behind bars. And to nobody's surprise, this sick fuck has an intense porn addiction, and has said numerous times he's interested in the more taboo stuff. Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random and stupid shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks (trolls who play the part of a manager), also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning, but nonetheless funny.
Becoming a hobo
Daniel became homeless in January 2022 after being kicked out/running away from his caretakers housing. There are many reasons for this. His caretakers forced him to shower (oh the horror!), told him he could not use cyberspace all day, and told him that he could not exclusively consume mac n' cheese. Daniel started punching holes in the walls and refusing to play nice, partially because he was mad that his caretakers were "stopping him from becoming a celebrity and marrying Grace Vanderwaal", and partially because trolls told him to.
Trolled
Daniel like many good lolcows has various trolls, all on different scales of evilness. Since most see Daniel as a pedophile though, all bets are off and most if not every troll is trying to one up each other on what fucked up shit they can get him to do. Here's some examples of real things they've gotten him to do or say:
- Whip out his cock on a TikTok live stream
- Pull the fire alarm at a restaurant
- Stick a toothbrush up his ass, then brush his teeth with it
- Get him to say he likes "CP", thinking it meant Club Penguin
- Stick a pencil in his ass
- Got Mountain Dew thrown at him
- Sticking a bottle up his ass
Lots of butt stuff.
On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for fedposting and not hiding behind 7 Proxies.
An entire hospital had to be evacuated because of his actions.
After years of posting retard fedposting, saying he was gonna bomb the whitehouse and many other threats to himself and others, a police officer, who had been watching Daniel antics for some time, set out a warrant for his arrest and was picked up at a mall he was at.
He was facing quite a lot of time in the slammer, due to this he decided to become a glownigger by getting a plea deal. And now only being charged with one of the six different charges.
He is likley being held in a CIA blacksite for knowing too much. At least he is not homeless anymore.
Voodoo
On October 20th, 2025, Grace Vanderwaal's mommy died, allegedly from cancer. however, some people suspect a much more likely explanation: Daniel used dark magic to reduce her to 0HP so that there would be one less person standing in th' way between the president and his prize when he finally gets busted outta confinement by his loyal citizens.
Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
Gallery
-
An artists rendition of Daniel -
-
A King and his Scepter. (Notice circumcision)
-
-
-
His fandoms overall mood after his arrest. -
-
TFW Mumsy forces you to do the dishes and you accidently touch kitchen gunk: -
Reverse mohawk haircut given to him by a troll. -
Aryan Giggachad -
-
Blue eyed devil
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video |
See More
- Homeless
- Nathan Larson – A rather similar fellow.
- Pedophilia
- Patryk Kornatowski
- Robert Crimo – The mass snooter version of Daniel
- Schizophrenia
- TikTok
External Links
- They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life just like OUR Danderson.
Sub dedicated to Daniel (See removed posts: 1)
KiwiFarms
Spotify if you want to listen to his AWESOME music!
Wikitubia page
daniellarsonwork24
|
Daniel Larson is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Daniel Larson is part of a series on Lolcows | [I'M PRESSING BUTTONS] | ||
| |||
Daniel Larson is part of a series on 
|
Main Players [+] |
|---|---|
Types of CP [+] Ameriloli • Amerishota • Baby fuck • Child Modeling • Jailbait • Justin Berry • Lolicon • Shotacon • Toddlercon • Creepy Phil • WP:CP | |
V& Pedophiles [+] aediot • Alan The Panda • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Andrew Erickson • Carlos Deangelo Bell • Chris Forcand • Cold • Debra Lafave • Douglas L Payne Jr • Dwight Whorley • Dylan Thomas • Edarem • EDP445 • Gary Glitter • Ian Watkins • Jared Fogle • Jeffrey Epstein • Jerry Sandusky • John Forehand • John Mark Karr • Josef Fritzl • Joseph8276 • KK • Kyle Spitze • Lisa Biron • MadThad0890 • Matthew Sammon • Michelle Lyn Taylor • Mistystuffer • MyIDIsPhat • Nathan Keefer • Nicholas Prosper • Nick Bate • Nikolas Cruz • Nurnberg • ohbutyouwillpet • P Diddy • Peter Bright • Peter Scully • R@ygold • R. Kelly • Richard Bullis • Robert Casio • Sean Windingland • Sibe • Swirl Face • Tanner Horner • The Daytona Nine • Valis77 • Warren Jeffs | |
UnV& Pedophiles [+] Aaron Williams • Adam Lanza • Alenonimo • Alison Rapp • Amber Buttrum • Andy Maher • Angryjedi • AnimatedJames • Beefrave • Bikerfox • Bill Cosby • Britbong • CamHead • Casey Anthony • Chaosscizzors • Colonel McBadass • Comicality • Cyraxx • Cyril Smith • Dan Schneider • Doomentio • Dr DisRespect • Dream • DrossRotzank • DaddyOFive • Dahvie Vanity • Dangerman • Deeker • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Eric Ridenour • Erik Möller • Fergie Oliver • Frank Bonafede • Greg Mazujian • Greville Janner • G-Zay • Geoshea • GalaxyRailways2199 • Harrison Digfoot • Humon • Hypno • Hunter Moore • Irish282 • Isabella Loretta Janke • James Terry Mitchell Jr • JaSonic • Jerry Peet • jervaise brooke hamster • Jimmy Savile • Joey Nigro • John Patrick Rogers • Joseph Kony • Justin Berry • Justin Dabrow • Kaitlyn Hunt • Katherine Marion • Kyle Perkins • Lena Dunham • Leonard F. Shaner Jr. • LittleCloud • LtFlagger • Logansperman2 • Lucian Hodoboc • M. Chaos • Magicrich • MandoPony • Mar9122 • Michael Jackson • Mikevirus • Matrooko11 • MZMcBride • Nathanr • Neil Fox • Null • Omegalore • Onideus Mad Hatter • Onision • Patryk Kornatowski • Paul Walker • Pennywise • Purple Aki • Putrid • Ralph Squillace • Riverman72 • Roger Sampson • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Sarah Butts • Shane Lee • Sibe • Scientology • Sethisto • Smartschoolboy9 • Sophie Labelle • TheAmazingAtheist • Thomas Watt Hamilton • Timbox • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Uncle Grandpa • Updownmostly • Violentacrez • VonHelton • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • YandereDev • Young Tubers United • Ytask • Zeitgueist | |
Related Topics [] |
| Daniel Larson is part of a series on Dying Alone
[]
| |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
