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Aco Martinović
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| This person is a fierce alcoholic
You can help by sending them pamphlets and donating your liver. |
| Aco Martinović is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
| Robát Cardovic | |
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| Born | 1979 |
| Died | January 1, 2025 (aged 45) |
| Nationality: | Montenegroid |
| Occupation | Alcoholic |
| Highscore | Killed 13, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | No (Montenegro: 1st!) |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Lost a bar fight, lol |
On New Year's Day, just hours after the New Orleans welfare monkey attack, a European hero named Saint Aco Martinović (Montenigran: Наци Геройӗ) threw a murderous hissy fit brought great justice to his country of Mountain Nigger after losing a bar fight, lol. In the end, he scored 13 frags (including one who died a week later) and left behind 3 survivors, 2 of the dead being lolis. This, the previously mentioned nigger attack, and the Las Vegas libtard attack were a perfect start to 2025.
Background
Our martyr was born in 1979. He was known for being an alcoholic and beating his wife. He got a suspended sentence due to violent behavior in 2005. That's all we know so far since nobody cares about this faggot.
Gallery
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Highly respectful to the victims of this tragedy
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Up with Matty and Shamshud
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 13/20 3 injuries |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 Just over 75% of targets destroyed while drunk |
| Style: | 20/20 Committed 5 shootings and shot up the same city that had the only other mass shooting in the country |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 Massive butthurt in the Balkans, no one else cares |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Worst mass shooting in Montenegro history |
See also
- New Orleans truck attack - Happened just hours earlier, beat Aco as the first scorer of 2025.
- Robert Card - Same deal but in 'Murica.
External Links
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
