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Marshall County High School shooting

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Gabe Parker
Born March 3, 2002 (23 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore 2 killed, 18 injured
Top 50? Not even goddamn close
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No
Motive Atheist with Assburgers
Find an iPod?

This page is about an attempted an hero.

The Marshall Country High School shooting is a common school shooting that nobody really gives a shit about, and was a month later dethroned by Nikolas Cruz's escapades in good ol' Florida. The shooting took place on January 23, 2018 at 7:57am, just when school is about to start. 2 Students died in the shooting and 18 others were injured. Weeks before, Gabe Parker (who he's also a musician) was thinking about shooting up that school, and on the day of the attack, he emerged from his basement taking his step father's 9mm semi-automatic pistol along with a knife just in case he ran out of bullets just so he could have a better chance to overthrow the heroes at Columbine in the ranking which he's failed miserably.

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Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 18 others injured
Accuracy: 5/20 Apprentice Shooter
Style: 9/20 Stalinist communist
Butthurt: 2/20 One of his victims actually feel for him.
Bonus: 3/20 One of the victims is special needs
Total Score: 21/100 (F-)
Not impressive enough. Still yet a common school shooting.
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Mall Cop


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