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Onigojirakaiju
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This luser is an unmilked lolcow, and should have been trolled a long time ago. You can help by starting a Flame War at their own expense. |
The Internet has its ups and downs - Well, its downs and downs, and more downs, and just when you think you've touched the deepest levels of stupidity on the Internets, someone grabs a shovel and broke new ground and discovers a family of horny pigs passing around, bending over and sharting something horrendous straight up your nose and into your unprepared brain.
Onigojirakaiju is part of a series on
FAT FUCKING FURRIES.
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And that someone, is Onigojirakaiju (powerword: Mark Draper), the human form of that last, sticky crumb of shit clinging to your asshole after a hefty dump, the physical manifestation of the spittle that forms in the corner of your mouth when you're thirsty. His stench permeated places like deviantART and FurAffinity - until they got hacked, anyway - and various other places. He has been banned or hacked from many of his favorite forums due to his retarded behavior and pathetic attempts to be an Internet tough guy.
One might think Mark's idiocy is the result of being a young, inexperienced teenager on the cusp of adulthood. Sorry, gentle readers, that is not the case. He was born on December 6, 1982. At 30 years old, this festering pile of lard still lives at home with his abusive, bipolar step father. Mark's step dad died sometime last year; Mark rejoices daily and wants to piss on his grave. Mark has no job and holds a deep hatred for bipolar people. Why the hatred for bipolar people? Ah, you see, it's because he was abused as a child by his bipolar step dad. By abused, we mean his step daddy didn't give little Markie his way when he was a kid. In Mark's mind, not getting what he wants when he wants it equates to being beaten, bullied, molested or neglected.
With his mental disabilities as a crutch, his abusive past as a sympathy card, and his morbid obesity as an excuse for everything, this poor example of a Filipino spends his time fapping to Godzilla, fapping to Scorpius, fapping to Freddy Krueger, fapping to Pacific Rimjob, wasting your tax dollars on model kits for space shuttles and the Titanic, BAWWWing about how every friend he makes ends up hating him and stalking people on the Internet.
Mark almost doesn't need trolling. In a truly paradoxical event, he somehow trolls himself by being a complete and total fucktard in all aspects of his life.
A Decade of Stupidity
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WARNING! FACEPALM IMMINENT! This article may cause you to facepalm, because everything written is factual. Feel free to go spam every site this faggot goes to and tell him how retarded he is.. |
Once upon a time there was a place known as Rc2000's Godzilla Tribute forum. The site no longer exists. No one knew what a faggot Mark was destined to be, which sadly means no screencaps of his early asshattery were taken. Don't despair, gentle readers, for the memory of one who was there for his first appearance can attest to ten years of dealing with him.
Ghostwalker has been the target of Mark's constant stalking and stupidity since he first showed his fat face on the interbutts. She didn't fall down and praise him for managing to type letters on a computer screen, and as a result he makes his hatred of her known to anyone willing to listen.
Ghostwalker is sick of Mark. Everyone that knows Mark is sick of him. He's too stupid to realize nobody likes him and continues with his mouth breathing idiocy.
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Sassing a mod on a forum. -
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Mark plays the victim.
Ten years, and this waste of molecules hasn't learned a thing. His disturbing obsession goes even deeper.
Ghostwalker happens to be bipolar and a Jew and Mark hates anyone bipolar. He vocally wishes pain and untimely death upon them. Because everybody with a bipolar disorder acts exactly the same, right?
Mark, in his infinite quest to find a fully functional brain cell, sees Ghostwalker as the same mean, abusive person as his step dad and he is the good, caring, wonderful hero suffering under her oppression. He thinks it's just fine to ignore her warnings on message boards and swears upon the flaming pits of Hell that she has no power over him on the world wide web. She was on more than one of the forums he got his fat ass banned off of - and in his blind hatred of all things bipolar he tells everyone who asks how she is somehow to blame in every situation.
So, one day in July of 2012, Mark decided to get even. His idea of revenge against Ghostwalker? He walked into a public Deviantart thread and posted all the assache he built up in the past several years.
—Mark | ||
Mark considers passing out personal information the best revenge. It never occurs to him that his behavior has negative consequences.
—Ghostwalker | ||
As further proof of his pervasive stupidity, our dear Markie has been blocked by many people on Deviantart and banned from nearly every other forum he joins. People rejoiced after his banning on Kaijuphile. No, really, they rejoiced on KaijuGalaxy too.
Other targets of Mark's stalkerish behaviors include Cyndi - who learned from her article and turned her shit around,- EternalMothra, the creator of KaijuGalaxy and many others who haven't been uncovered.
—Cyndi, via livejournal PM |
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TL;DR: cunt's batshit insane.
Mark Mentioning His Assburgers
Mark will bring his assburgers up every chance he gets. He expects you to pity him, smile, and pat his hand. He can be an asshole all he wants, but anyone who calls him out for being one is making fun of him for something he says he can't help. How fast do you think he will take all of it back when "asshole" becomes a recognized disability?
A special issue of note needs to be addressed: Mark's "autism" may be him jumping on the asspie bandwagon for attention. Notice the first screencap in the gallery below. No mention of any autism disorders at all. He didn't start saying he had it until other members of the Kaijuphile board mentioned having it. Now, he walks around telling anyone how he's been diagnosed with Asperger's since childhood.
It is becoming imminently more obvious with every moment that Mark is too fucking stupid to keep his own lies straight.
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Some of Mark's winning quotes
The comments Mark posts on the internet are full of stupidity, hypocrisy, excuses and douchebaggery.
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Why is this quote all by itself? It shows, in one single paragraph, what a truly sick fuck Mark is.
Reaction to his article
Mark's reaction to this article is to make his Fur Affinity account private and ramble in every forum thread he can get into about how he needs to grow up. Unfortunately for our bipolar hating scaley, his constant rambling off topic is just another sign of his lack of intelligence.
Oh, wait, he has ADD, dyslexia, was born prematurely and lived with an abusive stepfather. Nothing is ever his fault. Not even this ED article.
As you all can see, Mark can dish it out, but he can't take it. He is far too clueless to comprehend the reason he has an article in the first place. This severe fault in his malformed brain means he will provide us with lulz for years to come.
Markie gets trolled!
He doesn't like it when people call attention to the reasons why he has an ED article. None of it is his fault, ever. We're all horrible people who are picking on a stupid fat cunt who can't help his problems! Oh noez!
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MOAR brave anons spammed the herpy.net registration section. -
Crying about spam without recognizing he practically does the exact same thing. -
Butthurt about spam in his hugbox.
Ways to troll Mark
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Mark has a boner because Harou Nakajima wore the original 1954 Godzilla suit. -
Mark sperging out with another actor from the older Godzilla films.
Markie usually hides your comments when you troll him. Don't let that fool you. Fatty McFatass is secretly fuming and it's only a matter of time before he explodes and throws a titanic internet bitch fit.
- Reply to everything he posts with something irrelevant to what he drew or wrote about.
- Include links to unrelated shit in your comments to him.
- Tell him to make spoofs and link to something stupid like My Little Ponies or Sesame Street.
- Spam him relentlessly with comments that you're bipolar or autistic and he can't be mean to you.
- Make comments about how the things he likes are stupid. (Aka "Oh, Farscape is retarded as hell and Scorpius is a pussy.")
- GOJIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is the new JULAAAAAAAAY!
- Ask him about his crocodile fetish in public places like Deviantart.
- Tell him he's nothing like Freddy Krueger or Scorpius.
- Call him up and quote Freddy Krueger, Scorpius or Godzilla movies!
Mark's Art
Mark thinks he's an artist, but all of his work is obviously traced due to the fact that everything he produces is awkwardly posed like he borrowed more than one source image for a finished result. Every turd he drops on the internet can be matched to an image or images from the show it came from. The poses in his art rarely vary except for which direction the characters are facing. He colors like a five year old using half bitten crayons and washable markers, and he refuses to use a proper scanner. Instead, he takes blurry photographs of his beautiful work to hide the evidence of his tracing.
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...show so much...
Remember, this "man" is 30 years old!
His Reptile Fetish
—Mark on herpy.net | ||
—Mark | ||
—Mark again | ||
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This is porn to Mark.
Mark is openly a herpetophile. Crocodiles are his favorite, but he'll go after anything female if it's scaly.
He draws porn art as awkwardly as his usual art - like a five year old using his own shit to fingerpaint the Mona Lisa. It has been many years and his skills never progress.
Anon could easily spend hours tearing this sad excuse for porn art apart. Let's let the gallery speak for itself.
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Rear entry fun.
Mark's horror stories
After seeing this article, one of Mark's victims also shared a spooky Halloween story that she had received from him via PM.
—Mark's terrifying tale., Typos and misspellings left intact. |
He tried to claim that this was based on a true story, even though it's obviously Mark crying over people picking on him.
As quoted by Cyndi far above, Mark also wrote horror stories about the people who angered him back in July of 2012. All three show a strange obsession with Cyndi. Caps of the shitfics can be seen below:
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The uncut, unedited Freddy Krueger fic Mark wrote while in a butthurt rage at Cyndi. -
The infamous short Mark wrote with Spacegodzilla and Cyndi's Shezilla character. Written while in a butthurt rage against Cyndi. -
Another "short" that depicts Cyndi and a few of her friends are devoured by a monster of some kind. Written while in a butthurt rage from nobody offering to help him. Most notable is the opening line. It is a blatant lie and his failed attempt to aim trolls at Cyndi again.
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Mark wrote the three above "stories" in a failed attempt to bait Cyndi and the others he saw as deserving of his wrath. As you can see, gentle reader, the above short stories served as confirmation by the people who blocked him that doing was was perfectly justified. In a single day he lost the last shreds of respect anyone had for him and destroyed the last chances he ever had of returning to anyone's good graces.
Cyndi responded to Mark's butthurt flailing by maturely ripping him several new cloacae and proving once and for all that she is no longer the butthurt drama queen we met in 2008.
It is still a mystery why no stories about Ghostwalker2061 have turned up. Anonymous suspects Mark is too cowardly to incur her bipolar wrath any more than he already has.
LOL H4XED
His dA was recently cracked with basic logic, since the password 'scorpius' is not hard to guess when you're obsessed with the character. Every brave EDiot and troll who stormed his page was unblocked. The awesome troll who cracked the account uploaded Mark's shitty porn for total ruination. Then, once the hate and lulz reached critical levels, the troll deactivated Mark's beloved DA, destroying years of hard work. Mark must be raging to this day.
Another crafty troll found their way into his BigClawz account. Using 'godzilla' as a password is not a shrewd way to keep hackers out of a reptile fetish board. Ruination is under way, but don't expect much. BigClawz is practically a dead board. Lulz still may be had.
One more account has fallen: Mark's FurAffinity was broken into by trolls. The password was 'godzilla' and too easy to guess. Jesus, this cunt really has no clue!
After his e-mail was cracked wide open, his herpy.net and fanfiction.net accounts quickly had their passwords reset. Everything that wasn't ruined was deleted. The ruination of his deviantART page caused him to flip his shit and send panicked e-mails to his white knights begging them to apologize to the people he had harassed before, including Cyndi and Ghostwalker,as if they could actually do a goddamn thing about it. Needless to say, noone cared about his apology and parties were held in honor of the trolls and their glory.
—Cyndi, reacting over PM to Mark's heartfelt apology | ||
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Gallery of Ruination
lol e-mail & dox
The resourceful troll who cracked Mark's dA account wasn't satisfied with ruining some of his life, so the anon went after his comcast.net email. His password was successfully reset, confirming the troll's suspicion about Mark's dox.
He lives with his parents and shares his mother's e-mail account.
Unfortunately, he deletes most of his e-mail and has only saved boring things, so there are few lulz to be had in the actual account. However, there may be gems to be found yet.
The emails below were too big to fit as thumbnails. Scroll to the bottom and read upwards.
This one is too big even for the scrollpic template.
Give the image below time to load. It's fucking huge because Mark spergs a lot in his email.
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FATTY RESURFACES 2013
Just when the internet relaxed its anus, evidence of Mark's reemergence appeared on Fanfiction.net. This mouth breathing, morbidly obese sack of hypocrisy thinks nobody remembers who he is or what he did. Little does he know the interbutts never forget.
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Fatass is too lazy to write his own fics. He wants Cyndi to write for him.
He started by sending pointless fanfic reviews to Cyndi, who is doing a decent job of not being a drama queen anymore. He went to Donny, the creator of Kaiju Galaxy, next, resulting in much eyerolling. He is too cowardly to approach Christine, whom he has stalked and hated for ten straight years as of 2013 because she refused to praise his pathetic attempts at art. He still makes his hatred of her known to anyone who asks.
Ten years of this, folks. TEN YEARS.
But wait! It gets lulzier!
Gentle reader, it became agonizingly obvious Mark will copy anybody's disorder to gain sympathy and make excuses for his asinine behavior. He started saying he had Asperger's after Cyndi mentioned autism, and currently he says he was molested to copy Christine in a sad ploy for pity. Anonymous dug around and discovered Mark is not only a dumbass, he is also a terrible liar. Fortunately for you this fat faggot can't keep his lies straight, and we get to watch the lulz.
Former friends of Mark reveal his failure at life
In approaching Cyndi, Mark tried to suck her in with a sob story about past abuse and molestation. Cyndi didn't believe him and in the nicest way possible she buried her itty bitty foot in his big bloated ass and kicked him to the curb. We still wonder how his anus didn't suck her into an abyss of butthurt and misery. Mark wanted tits and Cyndi wouldn't show hers, and Mark thought hounding her over and over might one day make her do it. She didn't. She verbally kicked his ass instead for the nine thousandth time.
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Mark's lie is uncovered in a post from 2007.
Mark didn't get tits out of Cyndi and decided to try sucking Donny's cock for fanfiction because Mark knows he can't write to save his life. Donny wasn't impressed by Mark's festering, rotted teeth. After a few questions from Anonymous, Donny kindly showed us how Mark throws tantrums if you don't submit to his demands. You see, Mark never realized everyone, including Donny, thinks he's an annoying sack of shit. As shown in the text far above, Mark went to Donny's devianTART profile often to sperg about the most irrelevant shit known to man, never realizing his posts were rarely read and any comments he received back were hints to fuck off. We realize Mark can't take a hint and clue by fours only piss him off because of his fake autism. After revealing Mark's worthless reappearance, Donny passed along old screen caps from his DA notes showing off Mark's tantrums.
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Donny's DA inbox was clogged with Mark's asspie bullshit. Notice hints of him shittalking Christine to Donny.
Anonymous hit the JACKPOT after contacting Christine, the target of Mark's decade length butthurt. Mark hates her for not sucking the diseased, stinking, smegma infested cock he constantly shoved in her face and she's not shy in telling us how disgusting he is. Unlike Cyndi and Donny, Christine won't put up with Mark's endless dick waving pity parties. Whenever he acted up, she dickslapped his obese ass down and Mark cried ABUSE because he has no respect for anybody who is "mean" to him. His stupidity climbed until Christine blocked or banned him, leading to further assache. Anonymous awaits the day she beats him over the head with a menorah. We will let Christine's story tell itself. She happily gave us screen caps showing the shitfuckery she put up with for a decade.
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Proof that Christine and Cyndi talk to each other and Mark is too fucking dumb to not shittalk to Cyndi about Christine -
The internet wayback machine didn't let Christine see posts, however she gave us a screencap establishing Mark's presence on Godzilla boards in 2003. Image is from the now dead monsters4u forum. -
Mark doesn't like Christine being honest about his shitty art. -
Trying and failing to scare Christine. -
A PM he sent to her on KaijuGalaxy. -
This is what Christine vs. Mark will always look like. Eat him alive! -
Art like this makes Mark butthurt.
Because Mark can't keep a lid on his recent faggotry, his new ff.net account was immediately uncovered, followed by a new fur affinity account 
scarran and lastly a new devianTART 
quartei. Trolling commenced on FA, and Mark, being a stupid faggot, failed to see his reflection in the colorful commentary he received on his crappy artwork.
Trolling 2013
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This spam went on for pages and makes shitty computers crash. LOL -
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He has fans.
The butthurt continues!
The website known as kaijuphile recently merged its forums with another site. Mark seized the opportunity to get his greasy cumcrusted hands on a new account where he resumed shitposting and crying to the mods that he wants Christine banned.
All of this is because Christine didn't pat his head and excuse his shitty behavior ten years ago. A decade, fair reader, a decade of hate, harassment and creepiness. He is always the victim, the wounded, the pitiable.
Mark constantly states he learned from his mistakes and immediately proves himself wrong by sticking his head up his ass and tard raging all over the internet ten minutes later. Then he wonders why nobody likes him and his single shit-spackled brain cell comes to the conclusion that everyone else is a bipolar freak.
Because it's never Mark's fault, right?
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BAWWWing about being harassed. He is too stupid to see his own hypocrisy or the irony of his situation. He uses the entry to bash and lie about Christine, too -
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Mark thinks Christine is behind this ED page. Does this grudge holding look familiar?
B& again from Kaijuphile
Mark signed up on the new Kaijuphile board as soon as he saw he had a way in. Old accounts were moved over, but Mark being banned meant he had to make a new one. He tried to be sneaky, however his chronic case of terminal butthurt and verbal diarrhea soon gave him away after he introduced himself by indirectly bashing Christine. Anonymous screencapped this mere minutes before the board admins deleted the butthurt post.
Last Thursday, Cyndi discovered the new Kaijuphile board and signed in. She avoided Mark and did not reply to him or post in a single thread he posted. Mark was too stupid to stay out of her way. He fell straight back into his old habits of responding to a piece of her fanart with demands that she draw unrelated artwork for him. He followed this by YET AGAIN sending her an unwanted private message demanding fanwork. Cyndi, who does a better job than Mark at changing, ignored his message and reported him to the staff for making unwanted contact with her.
Mark wasn't done showing his ass there. Oh, no, gentle reader, Mark had to be certain the admins of the site knew what a faggot he is. This sorry sack of crocodilian cunts sent people messages bashing Christine. Only a few of these were recovered. Donny politely told him to leave people alone and Mark replied to Donny's messages with lies about his abusive past and excuses for his shitty behavior. Donny saw through Mark's mountainous assache and the board staff came to the quick conclusion to shove its collective boot up Mark's flabby ass and kick him off the forum with great joy.
Lulz were had just before this occasion because of a brave anon who joined the forum and trolled Mark's shitposts.
The rest is history.
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In Conclusion
Mark is a considerably unstable individual destined to live and die with the word BANNED stamped into his forehead. As mentioned several times above, his unrelenting stupidity, his scaly fetish and stalking behaviors will continue to grow in direct proportion to his shrinking circle of friends.
See Also
Contact Info
Email Address
- d13mila@yahoo.com - Presumed to be used by his mom.
Mark is now using another unknown email address for his online accounts. Anonymous expects to uncover his new email in the future.
External Links
Live accounts
Mark Draper ACTIVE! Facebook is friends-only but he leaves stupid comments around on other peoples' walls.
Draper Mark Draper ACTIVE! Lol he hid all his shitty videos.- scarran ACTIVE! Same shitty art gave him away.
- quartei ACTIVE! Go tell him how awesome he is.
- New Fanfiction.net account HE LEFT HIS PM SYSTEM TURNED ON
- New Terrafirmascapers account ACTIVE! His new username is Tarvok.
- NEW HERPY.NET ACCOUNT ACTIVE! Username is SpaceReptilian. Viewing profiles may require registration. Link goes to all his shitposts.
- Avatar forums HAS A NEW ACCOUNT! A thread about the hacking of his MarkD account is here. Look at these faggots trying to defend him. They were stupid enough to give the name of his new account. His new username is ValkTAV29
- ARC forums ACTIVE! A forum about model kits where Mark spergs about space shuttles a lot.
- SoFurry ACTIVE! Looks like he pulled a DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING move. Here is a link to all of his forum posts. So much sperging!
- Nasa spaceflight forum ACTIVE! Account restored after the hack, renamed to "Mark Dave". The custom text field still says "ruined".
Other
- Mark's butthurt DA thread about constantly losing friends
- Mark thinks he can sing. Here is a stupid song he made up to Godzilla music.
His mom, Milagros Y Draper
White Knights
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