Ken Penders

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Ken Penders^✡ attempts to rip off a quote about the horrors of fascism and the holohoax in a F***ing Sonic comic

	“	Let us keep this a secret between us, Bollers. I'm the owner of this plantation and I like little Echidna girls, you like little Echidna boys, Geoffrey St. John likes them all. I got child porn on my laptop, don't call anyone.	„
	—Ken Penders's last words before the FBI busted him for underage Echidna furry porn

Ken Penders^✡ is a freelance comic book artist, male feminist, Neko Shota addict, half-Jew, and closet racist who's infamous for having a very big ego, being a horrible artist, and being one of the first to manage to fuck up Sonic the Hedgehog and transform it's image from being Mario's rival to the enbodiment of Furry fanfiction. He is the author of the infamous Lara-Su Chronicles which still somehow hasn't been released. Ken Penders is also very lazy and is known for slacking off numerous times in work and disregarding continuity. Any work that he did that wasn't a massive Trainwreck was handled by is follow nigger and share-cropper, Karl Boilers. He is considered to be the second most hated Sonic fan next to Christian Weston Chandler. He loves Encidnas just as much as CWC loves Sonichu. In other words, Ken Penders is Chris Chan if Chris Chan was actually a more "productive" member of society.

Unlike other lolcows, autistics, and spergs, Penders somehow managed to squeeze his way into the industry due to having a connection. Penders has several years of experience within the comic industry. He wrote and drew the Sonic the Hedgehog comic by Archie for a while and fucked it all up simply because he couldn't contain his autism. He introduced numerous original creations in the storylines and made everything convoluted as hell. His influence on the comic was so bad it killed the Sonic comic entirely. His work is considered being the lowest point in the comic's sale history and his spinoff series based on Knuckles that he exclusively is wrote is considered to be a trainwreck.

After he left the comic he went into this debacle with Archie comics over his original characters in the comic, demanding he have a cut of all profits made from the comics. Archie comics didn't wanna deal with his shit, so they soft rebooted the storyline and removed any trace of Penders in it.

Nowadays he's trying to get his own comics starring his Sonic characters published. He also spends time moderating his own internet forum, mostly arguing with members who are obviously only there to piss him off.

General Videos on YT surrounding Penders Drama

A General Summary of Ken Penders Antics

Ken Penders the Slave Owner

	“	I've never met a more lazy coworker in my life. He just dozes off to furry CP while my coworkers are left to pick up his work.	„
	—On an IGN article, Bollers reflects on his reign as a comic book writer during his partnership with Ken.

How lazy is Ken Penders? He is very lazy so lazy that he treats his fellow employees like cattle. He is known for doing zero of the work unless the he has an idea related to his Knuckle's fanfiction. Ken Penders is seen many times putting off work in order to pursue his dreams of being a Hollywood director. Penders does not actually like Sonic the Hedgehog, he mainly is using the series as a vehicle to shoehorn ideas from his cancelled series, the Lost Ones, until he grew a big attachment to Knuckles the Echidna. Penders works with serval former Archie employees, all of which hate his guts. His former employee, Karl Bollers described him as plantation owner who let's niggers do all the work.

Penders couldn't even be bothered to really read books written by his co-workers on Archie, and has repeatedly expressed disinterest in anything pertaining to the games. Since being removed, the only commentary he's offered on IDW has been about covers, while boasting about how things were done at Archie. He often complains about how his work is the best and all others are trash. Words really cannot BEGIN to convey this man's disinterest in anything Sonic related that he personally didn't write.

A List of Cringe Inducing things he put into Archie Sonic

It is a common recommendation to by 4chan anons to skip issues 50-150 and go straight to 151, when Ian Flynn takes over, but we at ED disagree. We believe that these issues are enjoyable in the same way The Room can be enjoyed, with a drinking game. This is a list of Cringe Inducing things he has put in. >A crappy furry romance love triangle between his self insert and two Sanic characters. >An edgy Donut Steel villain group refered to as the Dark Legion which he thinks he owns. >Sonic having sex with multiple characters. >Nazi Furrys. >Lots of Knuckles clones and we mean a lot >...And much more we didn't list, but you find most insane things on the Tumblr blog, Thanks Ken Penders.

Penders Makes SATAM fags Ass hurt

Way past cool.

Sonicfags get assmad

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Right when SATAM finished production, Penders decided to contact SEGA to get the main director of that show fired so he can pitch his godawful film that is made in MS paint. This film Sonic Armageddon is basically his bad Sonic fanfiction put into the big screen. His production company is an obvious homage to his favorite red echidna. Obviously, no one wants to see that shit.

SEGA likely looked at his pitch and found it to be outdated with the direction that the company wanted to take the brand and laughed their ass off over Penders batshit premise of a film. To this day, neckbeards ask for a season 3 and blame Ken Penders for getting the show cancelled in order to pitch SEGA his bad fanfiction in place.

In reality, Penders had no influence over SEGA and Penders is nothing more than an assmad entitled sperg who believes the world revolves around by him.

Penders Pitches the Lost Ones

Penders files a Lolsuit

Penders main character trait is that he doesn't like other people writing stories about Knuckles the Echidna. In his mind he owns and created Knuckles. No one owns Knuckles except for him. As a result, he attempted to sue Bioware over Echidna OCs related the Dark Brotherhood because in his mind Bioware stole his ideas related to the Dark Legion storyline. Following this failure, he attempted to sue Archie and SEGA as well due to both Penders being a creep and Archie not being fair to comic book creator's rights holders. SEGA was so greedy and didn't want to hire lawyers that Penders eventually won the lolsuit and Archie was forced to DELETE EVERYTHING.

Penders Commits Echidna Rape

It isn't surprising that a man as deranged as Penders would commit degenerate acts against animals. In 2019 San Diego Comic Con he admitted to his fellow furry friends while attempting to shill his Lara Su Chronicles, that he commits real acts of beastiality against real Echidnas.

Penders Makes NFTs

Penders thinks he owns the Dark Brotherhood

After seeing NFTs become popular, Penders decided to cash in on his Knuckles OCs transforming them into NFTs hoping to make a quick buck.

Penders Gets a Fan Artist Cancelled

At some point he decided to hire someone to make a fan comic for his character, Scourge the Hedgehog..............

Penders the Homosexual Deviant and Pedophile

Ken Penders once tweeted about how his self insert, Geoffrey St. John is a closet Homosexual and wants to date Sally Acorn who is 16 while Geoffrey is an adult above 24. Ken Penders has also been a defender of NAMBLA given his background in fighting the evil fascists on Twitter. He likely has a collection of child porn on his computer and wants to fuck an underage girl to clear his virginity status after getting divorced by his wife who couldn't stand living with a comic book neckbeard who doesn't bathe.

Penders Hatred of Ian Flynn

Ian Flynn is considered to be Ken's own Adam Stackhouse or Clyde Cash. Ken often tweets about how much he hates Ian Flynn for doing his job better than himself. He likes to claim ownership of characters Flynn created that used his concepts such as Dark Enerjak and Scourge. He likes to claim that those are his characters that he created, but they simply aren't. He has made several tweets expressing his anger towards Ian Flynn because while you could criticize Flynn, he is everything that Penders is not in a nutshell. Ian's only flaw is that he rips off Metal Gear Solid, Penders on the other hand isn't even in a good position to criticize him due to the sheer ego that he showcases daily.

Penders sues Paramount Pictures

Penders can't handle the fact that the fanfiction he has built is all for nothing. He can feel the SALT over the existence of the Sonic movie's success. Being butthurt that he doesn't own Knuckles he decided to sue the film for showing Knuckles's parents because he believes that the parents he wrote for the Archie comic are the Canon ones, but unlike the Archie lawsuit he knows he can't win so he must delude himself that he can take on Paramount's lawyers and maintain ownership of his echidnas.

The White Knights of Ken Penders

Most people detest Penders, but there are quite a few defenders for his work. These are usually DUMB STUPID SMELLY NIGGERS!!!!!!!!

A Monkey chimps out over a shipping war

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Gallery of Penders Cringe

These are the tweets, screenshots of the Lara-Su Chronicles, and worst panels from the Archie Sonic comics that Penders himself was involved in. Enjoy reading these in their cringewrothy glory.