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Eddie Wise

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Eddie Wise is one out of many autistic cartoon fans born during the 1990's. Much like every cartoon fan that has existed, Eddie still lives with his parents and he is very unlikely to ever move out on his own. Eddie does however have a job at a supermarket earning minimum wage. Supermarkets are a rather straightforward place for autists like him to get a job. So straightforward in fact that many don't mind people wearing diapers at their workplace.

What Eddie Does

Like most cartoon fans online, Eddie tends to rant and sperg about cartoons that he either hates or loves. He is also a major fanboy of MysteriousMrEnter and went as far as to rant on those who "hate" on him including MegaDoopTV for example.

MegaDoopTV's reaction to Eddie Wise wanting Turkey Tom to rant on him.

Criticism

Cartoon fans are known to be absolute children when it comes to taking criticism and Eddie Wise is absolutely no exception to this. Eddie Wise perceives criticism as a form of cyberbullying and would even threaten to call the cops on whoever denounces him. However, Eddie is actually aware that he could get into trouble for wasting their time over some stupid issue. But this doesn't imply that he won't tell his parents.

Eddie Vs Ottomagic Critic

   
 
I am sick and tired of your bullshit, Ottomagic Critic. I am sick and tired of your fucking bullshit!
 

 
 

—What Eddie loves to say to Ottomagic Critic

The First Commentary

On February 13, 2018 Ottomagic Critic made a commentary on Eddie Wise's rant on the "haters" of MysteriousMrEnter where he demanded others to stop making rants on him. It's not all that clear what Eddie Wise was doing after the creation of the commentary but it's obvious that Eddie Wise lost his shit after hearing about it.

Ottomagic Critic's 1st Commentary on Eddie

Eddie's return

Eddie made his comeback sometime in April of 2018 to make a response video on Ottomagic Critic and FlameBlaze200/ClashIsAwesome who was at one point a friend of Eddie's. The original video cannot be found likely due to Eddie Wise (The coward that he is) deleting videos due to it getting "too much criticism". Eddie's response video was poorly structured and full of hypocrisy which led to another commentary by Ottomagic Critic on April 20, 2018.

Ottomagic Critic's 2nd Commentary on Eddie

FlameBlaze200 makes a rant video on Eddie.

Eddie responds again

After discovering Ottomagic Critic's 2nd commentary some time on or before May 6, 2018, Eddie responded to him yet again demanding him to stop making videos out of him. He also made dumb insults against Ottomagic Critic like comparing him to the Cookie Monster. Eddie also discusses the fact that people making videos criticizing him really infuriates him. Of course, it's obvious Eddie is doing all of this just for attention.

How long before he deletes this video? Gone! This is a reupload of the video.

Ottomagic Critic's 3rd and Final Commentary on Eddie.

Eddie Vs SandwichAddict

Eddie also went after a youtuber by the name of SandwichAddict who made several rants on him due to Eddie constantly going after Ottomagic Critic. Eddie whined over how SandwhichAddict called him an "autistic ape" and how they reuploaded rants that Eddie himself deleted even though SandwhichAddict had the right to.

A rant Eddie made on SandwhichAddict which they reuploaded. Called his subscribers "goons".

SandwhichAddict's commentary on one of Eddie Wise's rants on Ottomagic Critic.

A rant SandwhichAddict made on Eddie.

FlameBlaze200 makes a commentary on Eddie's rant on SandwhichAddict.

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