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Sonic Savior

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The law finally caught up to his ass!
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
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More like don't save Sonic.

Sonic Savior is a 25 year old autistic Sonicfag who thinks he is better than anyone else. He has this bizzare obession with trying to acquire the Sonic brand from Sega, and getting Sonic Adventure 3 made, when in fact the whole franchise is worth billions of dollars, and nobody would ever want to raise that much money for some stupid Sonicfag, in addition to nobody giving a shit for SA3 anymore.

In addition, he has also committed multiple internet crimes, such as stealing art and claiming these pieces as his art, diddling with minors, doing erotic roleplay in front of multiple people, being extremely racist, supposedly hacking into Sega's servers and extracting confidential data, trying to find girls without boyfriends, starting wars with Twitter users, uttering sexual threats, and so much other crap. He even admitted to stealing multiple things from Walmart.

The evil doings of this Sonicfag

You may think that he's just a simple Sonicfag looking for attention. Well, you could say that, but he's done a lot more. Throughout his 7,000 tweet history, most of his recent ones show his degrading mental state. He has stated multiple times that he wants to "save" Sonic by buying the rights and getting rid of the "shitty" games. He even made a fake Kickstarter to fool people into thinking he got the rights. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. As multiple people have stated in the comments of his Twitter posts, there is numerous evidence of him saying racist comments, uttering sexual threats, and lusting over underage characters. This guy is probably one of Chris-chan's cousins.

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Arrest

On the fine spring day of April 4th 2023, Savior entered a local Walmart in New York City, and attempted to steal a wallet. We're not sure if he tried to steal someone else's wallet, or a brand new wallet, but regardless, he failed. The store caught onto his mischief, and contacted the police. As a result, he was arrested, and sent to prison for four days. He was released last friday, but despite being put into jail, he still thinks that he's a good samaritan. Well, guess what Savior? You got a taste of your own medicine. You are not a good samaritan, you're a deranged lunatic. Everything you have done is not tolerated on the internet. You've stolen art from people, lusted over underage characters, stolen items from stores, being extremely racist and pedophilic, etc. I cannot tell if this is a joke or not, but either way you need to stop what you're doing and leave the internet. I hope your time in jail has taught you a lesson. If it doesn't, maybe it's time for you to get some mental help.

You're not a good samaritan if you steal items from Walmart.

Videos

Savior sings a shitty cover


   
 
This is an absolute shitshow
 

 
 

Sgtfan 2005, YouTube

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