Ken Ashcorp
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Ken Ashcorp
(Powerword: Jonathan Webb) or ForeverPandering is a 35-year-old coomer musician who got his start by pandering to 4chan, mainly the /v/ and /co/ boards. He would make music about any topic that was trending on these and got popular doing it, he would then take this success and fuck off to pander to Tumblr. This was because of the anons of the boards trolling him, which he thought wouldn't happen because he was "our guy". This trolling caused him to delete his channel, cry about it on twitter, block a fuck ton of people, and then come back and disable comments. In his time on /v/ he would suck up to any female e-celeb or namefag to try to get their attention, mostly by writing songs about them.
Ken is a furry, and his fursona is a lesbian panda, who is into pegging. He has this fursona because he hates how looks, and has facial paralysis. He also hates when you post his face, so don't do it!
Music
Andrew Dobson
In his time on 4chan he would make two part video series about Andrew Dobson, most infamously about the scandal of Dobson tracing Big Ben, which he made a song to accompany it.
It isn't known if Dobson watched the main video, but he did hear the song, calling it catchy.
Dobson videos
Destiny
When Steven Bonnell II was originally known for playing StarCraft and not being a liberal cuckold who sucked a cock, Ken made a song about him. Praising him for his epic skills at the game.
Andy Warski
Infamous stuttering cokehead and PPP's current boyfriend, was once a skeptic chantard and Sargon of Akkad bootleg. Which made him prime material for one of Ken's songs.
Coomer
After his time on 4chan his interests and griftings changed as he started to make songs about sex and Animus. Making songs for Zone, Nyanners, and Pippa Pipkins. He has become such a degen that he begged his fans to buy a Hentai game, saying it's supporting real "artist", and commissioning pegging art of his panda avatar. He is also into Vtubers and has his own animated furry robot hologram!
Lyrics
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Videos
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Gallery
See Also
- Tom Preston
- Destiny
- Egoraptor
- Eddsworld - Made a song for Edd
External Links
KenAshcorp
kenashcorp- His fursona's fetish list
/v/ thread about Ken DFE
Wikifur
Facebook- Email: [email protected]
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