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æ 4evar or wtv
this is my favorite page ----> page
i talked to meepsheep 10 years ago, he told me everything will be alright




JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hi
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I am one of the few cool people here. I'm like Kendrick Lamar if he grew up to be a loser on the Internet. This page is a cluttered mess pls excuse it.
Wiki-related
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Articles by me

Cous chan
- Sminem
- Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit - I avenged u Russell
- Toby Reynolds
- Dr. Gloves
- D˃E˃A˃T˃H˃M˃E˃T˃A˃L
- Ken Ashcorp
- Green Text Stories
- Taylor Swift
Cous Farms
- StamperTV
- FlamencoTV
- Patryk Kornatowski - featured article wahooo
- Aaron Fechter
- Thomas Kinkade
- SomeOrdinaryGamers
- Anisa Jomha
- Breadtube
Cous Media
- PTKFGS
- Sematary
- Arthur (PBS Kids) - less goooooo
- Technoblade - Made for yaro
- D4vd - Made for LN
- Shel Silverstein
- Matheus
- EmpLemon
idk what to categorize this as but i made it
- Tommy - i guess bro
- TCC Shitting Up ED - Featured article yahoo
- Alt-Twats
Articles I fixed
These articles are mine now
- Death Grips
- Beastie Boys
- iDubbbzTV
- King Von
- Drake
- Zazef
- Icy Hot Stuntaz
- Reviewbrah
- Ethan Klein
- Daniel Larson - loved the part when grim used the term "dragon mommy" like anybody would know what hes talking about
- Nick Bate - Remember kids, Archive fucking everything
- Hispachan
- Nathaniel
- Theneedledrop
Articles I wanna make
I forget my own ideas for the wiki so I need this to be here
- Mia Khalifa
- The Bogdanoff Twins
- Bumfights
- Threemilk
- Duckman
- OneyNG
- Supa Hot Fire
- Jiggaboo Jones
- R. Crumb - one that doesnt redirect to wyatt a mann
- Looney Tunes
- Lost Media
- Amos Yee
- Bossmanjack
- Kilroy Was Here
- The Penny
- Outsider Music
- Whang
- Template:2010s Internet
- Mafalda
- Sonnenrad
- Evan Loves Worf
- Dr. Fauci - non redirect
- Brad Taste in Music
- Flex Seal
- DoodMan2
- Christian Montenegro
- Veggietales
- David Dees
- Burnt Peanut
- Stembley The Raccoon
- Kenny Veach/M Cave
- SpaceGhostPurrp
- Meowbah - non redirect edition
- Scaretheater
- Chris Pool
- Johnny Cash
Templates I made
- User:Couscous/Cous's Straw Hat Crew - Join now or be gay forever (technically Paul the real ass nigger in the Mall made this but wtv)
- Template:Sektur/Sekturtard
Itch.io game template - Made for merciful
Itch.io user template - same thing just for users- Template:Deadcow
- Template:Deadeduser
- Template:Trannyseries - im a chaser
Templates I fixed
- Rap template
Current Operations and Dealios
ED is perfect. But it could still benefit from some polishing...
Here are some things to do that will help us:
Operation DinkDummy Is Fat
Redirect, or deathnotice worthless mass shooter articles. These have done nothing but usher in a cancerous tranny userbase to the forums, wiki, telegram, and discord. These people fucking suck and need to be beat with sticks. This operation also extends to articles made by retards like AlGore.
Redirects
Some articles that you would think we would have at this point are redirects. You WILL change this.
i.e.:
- Wifiskeleton
- Dr. Fauci
- Taylor Swift - i already fixed this one its just here as an example
Some don't need to be full articles and are better off being another name on the list of people Fat Larry's Band have influenced.
For example:
For Zoe Quinn ♥ ~


i can't keep pushing this down any deeper
why do I keep trying if i cant keep her
every move i make
Is just another mistake
I wonder what it would take
bc it feels like theres a hole inside my body
like theres a hole inside my heart
its like this feelings gonna consume me
if i keep waiting for this thing to start
Ohh i feel like im all cummed up inside
its like im all cummed up inside
its like im all cummed up insiiIIIIIiideeEEeeeiiiidddddeee
More info about Cous
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Misc Cous facts
- I am now a janny on EDD ayyy lmao
- I have a bbc
- I racemix
- I mog you
- I have a high power level
- Im a nazi
- I go to school, neet, sleep, repeat : (
Things I like
- Music - I am a trve music warrior
- Zoe Quinn
- 4chan
- Dragon Ball Z
- Wocky Slush
- Drugs
- Money
Things I hate
Idols
YouTube this is ALL TOBACCO, YouTube this is ALL TOBACCO
- Weev
- Sam Hyde
- Kuz
- Chuj
- Eggman
- Happy Negro
- EmpLemon
- Jason Kendrick Howell - Nigga made one of the most influential ED articles and then left.
- Lowtax - We all wouldn't be here without Lowtax. Remember that.
- Ethan Ralph
- Jeff Mangum - Unironically the greatest musician of all time.
- BG Kumbi
- Adolf Hitler
- Null
- TabbyGarf
- Nick Bate
- Mumkey Jones
- Charlie Kirk
- Terry Davis
- Payton Gendron
- Count Dankula
- Andrew Anglin
- Martin Shkreli
- Varg Vikernes
EDiots I've successfully trolled
- Retarded_Fag - I miss bro
- LolzieCow69 - he even added me to his article awww
- Gdnigger2012
- Mudfucker
- Patryk Kornatowski
- Countless Newfags - wow guys im so cool
- BURK - I made him think he used to know me lol
- Pedro J. Garcia
- Donald Buffkin
- DinkDummy
- Nardwuar
When will you defeat me...in your dreams...
See Also
External Links
Couscous
urstepbro.9 - add me to discuss srs wiki matters or something.- This article mentions me
Gallery
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Tom Green answering my call
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Squidgewell sent me this at 2 AM #Never4get
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Go visit Stoic Sigma's page right now you gay nigger.
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this picture is a poster in my room
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my beloved
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grim's drawing he did for me
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