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>Green Text Stories or just Green Texts are stories, either fictional or real, told by the anons of 4chan, usually on /b/ or /r9k/. Some of these have gained popularity outside of *chanspheres, due to their meme-yness, like the ones by robots of r9k made about Tendies. Due to this increase of popularity by those freaking uncultured normies, the concept has been raped to death and faked to tell funny stories for people who are too afraid to actually venture themselves on The Hacker Known as 4chan.

>Attack of The 'GPT

>Several YouTube channels have came about to serve this purpose, and have become fairly popular, with commenters actually believing them. A simple search of green text stories to the YouTube search bar will show up several channels, hosting a plentiful amount of totally real stories told by totally real anons.

>So Then Who Writes These?

>The true and honest threads coming from 4chins are being written by real basement dwelling pony fuckers, but the ones you find on JewTube are likely written by a new anon to the board called ChatGPT.

>So in short these channels are AI slop.

>Contents

>These content farms of fake voiceovers and stories, are usually coomer essays. With big titted AI anime girls as the thumbnail, and always about a young man who always so happens to stumble into a smoking hot moist vagina of a dominant woman, antics ensue. These threads are also somehow able to bypass the character limit of words in a 4chan thread, he must have a 4chan pass! The true smoking gun of these being fake is: real anons don't have sex lol.

>Select Titles

  • >My Gamer Neighbor Kept Stealing My Clothes... Caught Her Building A 'Nest
  • >Caught My Stalker... Turned Out She's a Lonely Goth
  • >My Former Bully Became My Obsessive Wife
  • >My Hostile School Bully Trapped Me... Now She Expects Me To Marry Her
  • >My Obsessive Goth Roommate Trapped Me Into Starting a Family
  • >25 Years a Virgin… My Roommate Decided to 'Fix' Me
  • >We Played Truth or Dare… My Bully Confessed She Loves Me

>Wow, users of 4chins are DROWNING IN PUSSY!!!

>Audience

>The audience of these videos are oblivious autistic goyim who are far better off playing with a fidget spinner.

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>See Also

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