Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a celeb-fucking whore and confirmed /b/tard with a victim complex. She has a hoard of retard followers called "swifties" who will suck her clit at any given point. They are also usually obese. Taylor herself isn't, and is actually lusted over by ever male incel and male celebrity, as seen by the amount of names lovingly put on a T-Shirt made by a heroic troll. She's currently dating some football player no one cares about, but we'll see how long that lasts.

Despite the endless drama she get's into, her actual music is just bland pop and sometimes country music. Her second album was actually nominated for an award at the VMA's in 2009, surely nothing interesting happened that day right? Taylor Swift is also known to have been a victim of a forced meme by South Park called "Taylor Swifting", which was so unfunny it never caught on, unlike her enemy and his love for fishsticks. Despite her blandness, she is loved by normies without a trained ear for artists like Odd Future, and is in the top 10 best selling artists of all time.

I made that bitch faaammousss

Moar info: Imma Let You Finish.

Probably the only reason we even know about her to begin with is because of a controversy caused by Kanye West in 2009. Which cost him his career for a bit, but gave Taylor the spotlight as an innocent victim of a drunk retard crashing an award show.

They would later patch things up after Ye released his greatest body of work (the album with the pixels as the cover). But after he said he made her famous on one of his songs from The Life of Pablo, Taylor started bawing on Xitter about how she feels hurt by it.

LOL nevermind she knew the lyrics were gonna be on the song and even gave Kanye permission to say them

BOOM NIGGA

Moar info: Taylor Swift Bombing.

It turns out every popstar needs their shows to have bombs as a prop now. What's next shit flinging? In 2024, a bombing happened at one of Taylor's shows, which was planned out so poorly by the Jihadists that not a single person was even injured, let alone died. Due to the ages of the sandniggers at the time, their names weren't released. The drama that transpired after was more exaggerating of events by the media, and victim tour replacing Taylor's three later tour dates.

/b/

	“	OMG OUR QUEEN USES THE SAME SITE WE USE TO JACK OFF TO HER????	„

Yes indeed my friends, it appears as if the person 4chan lusts over the most also uses the site. The theory about this spawned via reddit ^{(See removed posts: 1)}, and if true it makes her the most famous anon to ever post, behind Robert Hawkins and Cracky-Chan. The guy who discovered all of this apparently an hero'd after too lol. This also was before a hair-fucker named Charles Z, was set up by /b/ by rigging a poll done by a radio show to prop him up as her biggest fan. The meme of him sniffing hair also came from the original threads calling for the raid.