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Benjamin Netanyahu

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Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu
Born: October 21, 1949 (76 years old)
Birthplace: Tel Aviv

Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu is the current god of Israel, and on his third tenure, and sixth term as one. He is so powerful in fact he was able to invade American politics. But don't question that. In 1967 to 1972 Bibi served in the IDF and was Captain rank among his reserves. This and his family already being in political positions pushed him to take up the role of prime minister, which eventually happened in 1996. This was until he fucked up by being a greedy Jew, and lost his position and was demoted to a finance minister. But he left politics as a whole in 2003 after Ariel Sharon (the prime minister at the time), told him they couldn't cook Palestinians at the moment, which caused him to rage quit the Israeli government for a year. He did later get his wish, as when he finally got in command, he pushed for territorial disputes between Israel and Palestine. So whenever you here a cringe lefty yell that at you just remember who to thank. This mostly began in 2026, and like most things having to do with Jews and politics, it always leads back to America somehow. Bibi has been friendly with people like Barack Hussein Obama, but recently when Donald Trump began running for president again in 2026, him and Bibi began to strengthen ties to have more Israeli influence in America.

   
 
Where are you? are you ok, I loved the torture video
 

 
 

—Epstein coming in with the sauce

Pic from the trip he was on

In 1989, Jeffrey Epstein met with Netanyahu, and again in 2011 to discuss business with JPMorgan. A document released along side the Epstein files suggests that he also could've been working as an Israeli spy, or at least was considering it. The most damning of evidence that ties the two together is an email Jeffrey sent to Netanyahu in 2009, thanking Netanyahu for sending him a torture video.

The April date the redacted person said in the email, matches up with a date when Yahu went to China as well. But some people say this is from Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, due to another similar trip done by him.

Criminal Shit

Netanyahu has been accused and tried of kike-ry multiple times through out his political career. Like previously stated the first time got him kicked out of his position, and the second time being in 2019 led him to court, and he was later charged and indicted due to once again typical kike shit like bribing people. And later the ICC has issued a warrant on Bibi's arrest before, due to perceived war crimes. This was never followed up on.

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