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Sargent La Alquimista is actually a tranny.

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Sargent La Alquimista
Born: June 26, 2001 (24 years old)
Real Name: Carlos Araujo Gomez
Residency: C. del Sur 30, Estepona, Malaga, Andalusia, Spain
Nationality: Spanish
Sexuality: Pedophile, tranny
Occupation: Youtuber-Rant, Blueskyer
Religion: Buddhist, HELLenistic, Christian, Islam, Therian
Species: Therian Homo-pedophilus
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Criminal Information
Criminal Charges: Sexual abuse of a minor
Sentence: Free (for now), but publicly shamed on Twitter. We all wanted that goon faggot monster to get life in prison.


Sargent La Alquimista Powerword: Carlos Araujo Gomez, now Antonia Fiona Lebron Araujo Gomez (Malaga, Spain; June 26, 2001 - Twitter: April 6, 2024) is a Spanish pedo, tranny, Virgin with rage, weeaboo, skeeter, Furfag, and therian artist who previously made videos about Nintendo, Loquendo, and progressive shit. His name as DESTRUCTORDEINFERIORES (His pseudonym made him even more faggot). In 2015, he started as CarlitosNintendero and hasn't uploaded shit with Loquendo since that year. This pedophile friend of PlutonicClown resides at C. del Sur 30, Estepona, Malaga, Andalusia, Spain. Being a sick fuck denialist who never admits his mistakes, hiding behind Buddhism, therianism, Jesus, Allah/Islam, aliens, or tranny identity in general, he can't handle money, blowing every penny with the quantum frequencies he attracts every time he is exposed in public and blocked, having to struggle for his needs because of it. Carlos is an unemployed man.

This person has messianic delusions, claiming to be “Jesus,” a Greek ‘Hellenistic’ god, or “Buddha.” They claim to have been chosen by God, the universe, frequencies, or other nonsense. In addition, in previous tweets, they have been racist and ableist, criticizing Ecuadorians and Moroccans, and using terms such as “mongolico”.

Origins

Carlos was shitted at birth by his mother on June 26, 2001. Like all mentally ill pedophiles, he was obsessed with Nintendo and its detractors. Carlos probably spent most of his childhood being sodomized by a Moroccan man who then "manipulated" him.

In 2015, when Carlos thought he was a total alpha male faggot, he dressed up as the Grim Reaper for Halloween and posted photos of himself riding a motorcycle. He started as a YouTuber in mid-2012 under the name Carlitos Nintendero, in 2013 he renamed himself CarlitosLoquendero, in 2014 Destructordeinferiores, in 2015 Carlitos Nintendero (Again), in 2016 he kept changing his name to SargentGomez, and later in 2018 we met him as Sargent La Alquimista, as if he were a creator of many shits.

Confessed Pedophile

In 2020, during the pandemic, Sargent was 18 years old. He met a 12-year-old girl named Val, his neighbor (the same character from his awful comic called "CRINGE" "GRUNGE" and Knight of Hope, which is all a crappy made copy of Dandy's World and Velma). He abused her at the age of 19 and became aroused by her, like a predator. He also claims their relationship was "merely fraternal." But after sleeping with the girl, Pedro Sánchez's government did nothing, and the Spanish police turned a blind eye.

In 2024, he admitted in a live stream, justifying himself by saying he had the consent of a girl's parents. Carlos makes up stories in his head, saying he didn't do anything, that the Moroccan manipulated him, that the Moors raped him, that he was harassed by Fantagoria/Numinosa and had nothing to do with it. Carlos was publicly shamed a year after his entire body was covered in rotten horse manure, and all the harassment he received was due to his irresponsibility. Since being publicly shamed, he's been crying in the bathroom with MAAU, consoling himself with a dildo, while Sargent has been complaining about the groups of harassers. The worst thing about this troon faggot is that he allows minors access to the pornography he draws and therian porn drawings, which is why Argentina is plagued with mentally ill therians.

Furthermore, this mentally ill pedophile cries for Bluesky when it's exposed for pedophilia, denying it as if it were slander. Bluesky's moderators comfort him as if he were a 3-month-old baby whose phone has been restricted, and the moderators of that infamous platform ban anyone who messes with that retarded faggot.

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