Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa
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Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa is yet another mediocre mass stabbing/bombing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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WARNING:
With Portuspics,
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| Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa | |
| Born | c. 2006 (20-21 years old) |
| Nationality: | Brazilian 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, injured 0 |
| Top 50? | Obviously not |
| Style | Bomberman, Single player |
| An Hero? | Unfortunately not |
| Motive | Tarrantula |
If you thought Erick Nescio and Mai were among the worst Brenton Tarrant fans who failed horribly, it turns out that in Brazil there's someone who ended up worse than them. Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa卐, a Portuguese teen who attempted to commit a school attack at his school, Vista Alegre Public School in Monte Mor, on February 13, 2023. His attempt was pitiful, most people never heard about it, but those who did rightfully ridiculed him for being such a faggot.
Loadout
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Molotov cocktails filled with nails, petrol and ball bearings.
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Basically essential for school attacks in Brazil at this point. Went unused.
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One of his better weapons that he didn't fucking use.
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Presumably used to scare people, but he left it in his car.
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Gameplay
Standing on the street, Jona starting lobbing his bombs Vista Alegre Public School, failing to due any damage. The most damage he did was breaking a plant pot. In a smart move, Jona threw his revolver at his school. This would be the end of his attack and he would promptly get v&.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 0 Killd and 0 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Couldn't even get A SINGLE INJURY |
| Style: | 0/20 Ended up worse than Erick Nescio |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Recieved the slightest bit of media coverage in Brazil |
| Bonus: | 0/20 ... |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
See Also
- Adolf Hitler & Brenton Tarrant - His idols.
- Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni - Another Brazilian Nazi, at least he did better than Jonatas
- Joe Metcalfe, Stefan M. & Ryan Palmeter - Other Tarrantulas who commited/attempted their attacks in 2023.
- Loserinfo - Where he belongs.
External Links
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| Pessoas | Claudio Manuel Neves Valente • Diogo Mendes • Edmar Aparecido Freitas • Felipeneto • Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni • Isaac Chagas • João de Gouveia • Jonatas Da Silva Kiyokawa • Luluzinho • MarcosPower1996 • N. Brio da Zuera • Otávio Jordão da Silva • Sir Gemerald Bleu • SpringBelleBunny • Wellington Menezes de Oliveira |
| Coisas | 55chan • Brazil • Brazilian Anonymous culture • Brazilian school attacks • Brchan • Campinas Cathedral Shooting • Medianeira School Shooting • Portugal • PTchan • Suzano School Shooting • World Cup 2010 |